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22/07/2025
Moment Grok Ai exposed Carter Efe after he l!ed about being a first class graduate of Babcock university ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Follow our  A...
22/07/2025

Moment Grok Ai exposed Carter Efe after he l!ed about being a first class graduate of Babcock university ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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08/07/2025

Pls help me follow this BlueMond Bottle Hydroponics page let's grow plants with hydroponics together

*"Looking to start your hydroponic journey? ๐ŸŒฑ These 10 plants thrive without soil and are perfect for beginners! BlueMond Bottle Hydroponics makes it easy and fun โ€” follow us for more tips, ideas, and updates on growing fresh food anywhere!"*
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Elon Musk Unveils Groundbreaking $13 Billion Tesla Plane, With Special Feature That Defies the Laws of Physics.
15/03/2025

Elon Musk Unveils Groundbreaking $13 Billion Tesla Plane, With Special Feature That Defies the Laws of Physics.

19/02/2025

๐Ÿ˜‚Laugh with AAlways gist

1. They are 420 ways to succeed...
Number 1 na hardwork,the remaining na 4!9๐Ÿ˜’

2. Me: faith who is making noise outside?
Faith: Its a nร ked woman riding a donkey
Me: oh! Let me go and see, its been long since I saw a donkey.๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

3. Just when I thought I've seen it all, BOOM! Naomi weds Demola.
NaDem2024๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†

4. A girl urinated at my backyard, after one week, pฤ“pper started growing. I don't want to mention where she is from, if not, Yoruba people will say am wฤซcked๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

6. If you are going to heaven and an Angel starts shouting "bฤdo! bฤdo! bฤdo!" My brother, just jog down to Hฤ“ll fฤซre.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

7. The first people that drank juice were the Jews and the first people that ate gala were the Galatians. Don't argue am older than you.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

8. Wow, you have been smiling forgetting that there is no number 5.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

9. I know you went to check. Now you are laughing at yourself.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

10.You're broke and you still dey pray for long life....abeg wetin you go chop๐Ÿคฃ

11. When things get tight
Son: hello dad!,the kidnappers mistook me for a son of a rich man and they are treating me very well.Right now,am eating fried rice and chicken.
Dad: Junoir find out from them if they are will to kidnap the whole family,chaii๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿคฃ

12. You may be urgly but believe me if you have a good character & a good heart, you will still be ugly my dear๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

13. I knew i would never be a lawyer the day i slapped my opponent in a debate at secondary School๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Pls follow me let's hit 10k Followers today๐Ÿ™

God bless you as you do so๐Ÿ™

04/01/2025

Maths and English had a fiight๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

English: you idรฎot.....of no comparison, what is your problem ๐Ÿ˜”

Maths: my problem๐Ÿ’..... is that your brain is disorganized and it takes quadratic equation to fix it back.๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข

English: I don't blame you.... I don't even know the noticable confusable syllabus to qualify a phrase like you ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ

Maths: you know what, you are simultaneously running mad, it takes Y and X axis to plot a graph in your memory because you are highly endowed with a surd of stupรฎdity๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜’

English: may thunder strรฎke your sense of reasoning ๐Ÿ˜ž .... and rumple your medulla oblongata ๐Ÿ˜‹.. compound fool with a scattered sentence case.๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ

Maths: e pain you, ๐Ÿ˜›..... logarithm can't even help your current situation ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ”ฅ

English: it's not your fault...... the discrepancy is way too far between the both of us๐Ÿ˜”

Maths: well, I don't have much to say, just go and find your brain in the four cardinal point of the earth๐Ÿ’๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ

Yei.....๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

Abeg who win??

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YouTuber Mr Beast has announced his engagement to girlfriend Thea Booysen. The 26-year-old revealed that he'd proposed o...
04/01/2025

YouTuber Mr Beast has announced his engagement to girlfriend Thea Booysen. The 26-year-old revealed that he'd proposed on Christmas Day, sharing photos of the moment he went down on one knee.

Mr beast proposed
04/01/2025

Mr beast proposed

03/01/2025

Which car ๐Ÿš— is this one
01/07/2024

Which car ๐Ÿš— is this one

21/06/2024

๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™
๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™
๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™ ๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™
๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™ ๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™
๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™ ๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™
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๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™ ๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™
๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™ ๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™
๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™
๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™

๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง
๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง
๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง ๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง
๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง ๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง
๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง ๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง
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๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง

โคโค โคโค
โคโค โคโค
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โคโคโคโค โคโค

๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹
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๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™
๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™
๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™ ๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™
๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™ ๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™
๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™ ๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™
๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™
๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™

๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง ๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง
๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง ๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง
๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง ๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง
๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง ๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง
๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง ๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง
๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง
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โคโคโคโคโค
โคโคโคโคโคโคโค
โคโค โคโค
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โคโคโคโคโคโคโค
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๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹
๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹
๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹
๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹
๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹
๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹
๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹

๐ŸŒ™ ๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™
๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™
๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™ ๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™
๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™
๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™
๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ™
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๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง ๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง ๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง
๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง ๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง ๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง ๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง
๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง ๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง ๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง
๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง ๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง ๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง
๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง ๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง ๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง
๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง ๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง ๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง
๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง ๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง ๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง

โคโคโคโค
โคโคโคโคโคโค
โคโค โคโค
โคโค โคโค
โคโค โคโค
โคโคโคโคโคโค
โคโคโคโค

๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹
๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹
๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹
๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹
๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹
๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹
๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹

If.you.can.read.leave.Drop.๐Ÿ‘‰โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

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