07/03/2017
WAHALA DEY!
A friend asked for a lady's hand in marriage
and her father gave him this form to fill.
After reading the form, he told his potential
father. -in-law that he needed to use the
rest
room which the man obliged.
Immediately he got to their toilet, he just
scaled through the window and ran out of
the compound.
DID YOU JUST ASK WHY?
Come Over!!!
APPLICATION FORM FOR INTENDING GROOM
FOR MY DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING
AND IN BLOCK LETTERS.
I ________ hereby apply to marry your
daughter
Miss __________. I am _____
years old.
Please answer the following questions
honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Is the range of your income within a
month between five hundred thousand and
a million? Yes/No
6.Do you have a credible car? Yes/No
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
___________________________
____________________________
___________________________
_________________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how
you can give respect to your father in- law
and mother in-law.
____________________________
___________________________
____________________________
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need
money to fix my hair at the saloon", what
would be your answer ?
___________________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
___________________________
___________________________
5. What does the term 'good husband'
mean
to you?
___________________________
___________________
6. Are your parents living together? Yes/No
If No explain why?
___________________________
7. Are your parents legally married? Yes/No.
If YES for how long?
_______________.
If the time of their marriage is less than
your
age, explain why you were born out of
wedlock.
___________________________
___________________
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME
EARLY" As used by women (100 words)
___________________________
___________________________
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a
man
to sleep outside his house.
___________________________
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10. In case of divorce, who do you think is
the owner of the kids between the father
and the mother?
___________________________
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for interview(s)?
______________________________
2. When is the best time to interview your
dad?____________________
3. When can I interview your mum?
______________________________
4. When can I interview your church Pastor?
_________________________
5. Please attach your passport sized
photograph below which will be used as
advertisement in a popular national
newspaper to cross check if you have other
girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Confirm your signature:_______________
Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter.
Your application will be
processed within a year and you will be
acknowledged "only if you are successful".
As you wait for my response,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If you do, you will be disqualified! Leave
your other details in case I need to ask you
more questions;
Postal Address: _________________________
Email:
____________________
Phone:
______________
Home:
_________
Facebook:
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