Marvellous Alaye

30/09/2024

Another Banger🔥🔥 ⭐⭐🔥🔥

1. When I give you a lift with my car, stop greeting people from the window, that thing consumes fuel.😂💔

2. If you see a fly landing on your head 🤔,know that you are thinking bullsh*t😹🙌🚶🎯

3. I have started selling Christmas goats at #3,000. But please come at night dear buyers,the people in my area don't like my progress🤦‍♂️😕

4. Never fall for someone of the pictures they post. Cos physics textbook covers had picture of students enjoying d subject🤣🤣🤣😂

5. Tom Brown tastes good, Hausa koko tastes better, wheat is mad! But forget it all! At the mention of GARI, every spoon must bow!
🤣🤣🤣

6. Beauty has now left the eyes of the beholder. Its now in the hands of the make-up artiste💔😂

7. Most of you are single because you started dating at a very young age and now you have finished your dating bundles 😂😂

8. If you want to change the world, do it while you're single🤩 Once you're married, you can't even change a TV channel🔥💔😂

9. Pastors jokes ain't funny but we try to laugh because Jesus is looking at us 🤣🤣

10. " your crush sends you a voice note and you run around the house looking for earphones only to find out she says... 'I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

11. The Way People Want To Know Who You Are Dating Ehh..
You Will Think They Want to Sponsor Your Wedding.
🤔🤔🤔

12. If you are here, and you always laugh at my post, you are my girlfriend 🧐I'm not here to make someone's girlfriend happy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More funny jokes and interesting stories in my profile everyday 👇👇👇 Marvellous Alaye

30/09/2024

Wetin be this😨😦😧

30/09/2024

Make uña laugh small

1. I called her last night and told her, " I miss u honey!" and her mother replied, "honey is sleeping, you're talking with the bee!"🤣🤣

2. If u have curves, it'll show clearly from ur picture without you stressing🙄, stop standing like you're playing corner kick😂😂

3. Employer will be holding ur Cv, birth certificate, health report, school certificate and still be asking u "tell me about yourself"
Me: I'm a Cūltist, sir😬😂

4. One slay queen sent me a message,,👉🏼"dating is a west of time"
And i replied her👉🏼"it is north true"
🤣🤣🤣
As im talking now she has bl0cked me🤣
Weytin concern me🤣

5. If you like stay away from relationships.
Whenever you are ready they will still brēak your heart 💔😂

6. "You may kiss ur Bride" should be used only for v!rgins. Others should be told "You may continue from where you stopped"

7. This morning I saw a group of people surrounding a bus and shouting, "Give me my change o!" I rushed & and joined them..... I collected 1K 😂

8. Date her 👩‍❤️‍👨 and you will find out why you met her single..Some ladies deserve to be single f0rever😂😂

9. Being an African man is so cool. You refuse to give your relatives money 💴, they blāme your wife😂💔

10. Not all lips are meant for kissing. Some are meant to cool porridge 🤣🤣

11. Nothing hūrts more than having a boil in your two armpit, nobody will want to børrow you money because you will be walking like a rich man😂

12. Dem slāp eyewitness for eye.. 🙉
We still dey wait make the eye clear make him talk wetin him see.😂😂

Why don't you want to add or follow me for more interesting jokes

Abi i no dey try 🥲

Please add or follow me for more interesting jokes 🙏🏻👉🏻 Marvellous Alaye

29/09/2024

1. Nà MEN dey chëat, na WOMEN dey fèar
DNÀ😒

2. i post my babe, you say "this gîrl deserves better"
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wetin that one mean?🙄

3. You just forget me ❌

Haven't heard from you in a while and decided to check if you're fine✅
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Be using your head🙄

4. If no be say I dey fed up with everything, wetin for dey my belle like this😑

5. If you miss me, text me. I will reply, I'm not like other celebrities🥹

6. Rich man dey build house póór man dey
advice am say plenty pillars gô chop plenty cement..🤕

7. I no b Phàroah ooh any small tin I don let u go😒

8. "I saw you yesterday but you didn't see me"
„Now what do you expect me to do?
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Go back to yesterday to see you?😒

9. Food and meat no dey finish for party😑
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NA YOU NO DEY IMPORTANT😫😫


10. Zobo wey enter cup na red wine 🍷 if you package your pøverty very well😍😍, even the rich will respect you.
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Use this motivation hold body first, everywhere tight 🙄

11. Because I no get bèar bèar, u come touch my jaw say I remind u of your baby brother😞

12. Shørt pèople argûe
Alot,,, because they are not
Tall enough to see the point😐😐

13. Shege Abeg I no follow dem wear my "Money grow like Grass" 😩

14. This life ehn
Even favour dey ask "Can you do me a favour" 💔🤕

15. Try dey post your man once in a while, people don dey gossip say you be lėsbıąn😒

16. So if no be truth or dare I for no hug this year🥹

17. If we contribute money for ur wedding, we're kiśsing the bride together 😕🚶

18. Imagine the Rib that God remove from me is now telling me am not her type🙄

After making you laugh you no wan gimme one like abi

28/12/2023

18/12/2023

Simple👌👌