24/05/2024
LAUGH AND LAUGH AGAIN 😂😃😄😅😆
This new neighbour of mine parked into our compound with his newly married wife. 😂They were busy flaunting kisses every where. On the stair case, toilet, inside the car, outside the compound even on the road.
Compelled by this recent development, i decided to spice my own love and romance life before my wife starts feeling somehow about us.😂
I came back home to meet my wife in the kitchen. She had her wrapper tied to her breast as usual. I slowly tip toed passed her, heading for our bedroom.😂
I walked into our bedroom, and dressed the bed. I changed the white bulbs to red. I scattered red and white flowers on the floor, and arranged red candles round our bed, placing some candles in the centre of the rug carpet.😂
I pulled off my cloth and wore a white and red trouser to match with the moment.😂
I was still arranging the bottle of wine and bouquet of flowers in a small bucket, when my wife opened the bedroom door to see every where in red.
Ooooh My God!!!!! So you are now a Ritualist .' my, (wife shouted.)
Before i could say a word, she opened the door and zoomed off. I chased after her to explain.
'Babe, i can explain, please stop!' i shouted as i ran out shirtless with just my red and white trouser. But she increased her speed.
I was chasing my wife with a red candles in my hands and i didn't even know.😂
Our new neighbours saw my wife zoom passed them in a flash. Moments later , they saw me with a red candle and red trousers running towards them.
On seeing me, they removed their shoes and ran out of the gate, running after my wife as fast as their legs could carry them....
Moral lesson : what works for mr A may not work for mr B.
