Vera Elachi - Lilyvera

03/04/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Petra Mojstrovič, Shirley Rose Lorana Acero, Ismael Hossain, Abdur Razzak Raz, Bright Chukwuemeka Mmaduakor, Dal Biag Ti Ilocana, Amell Putry Chann To, Karding Joseph Pangilinan, Rajaul Karim Saya Mon, Md Harun Ahmed, Boss Aping, MD Esak

23/01/2024

17/01/2024

A man and his wife
never fought for 25 years
of their marriage.
A friend asked him how he had managed to make
it possible.
He narrated:
"We went for our Honeymoon in Australia 25
years ago
and while riding on a horse,
My wife's horse jumped and my wife fell down.
She got up,patted the horse's back and said
"This is your first time"
After a while it happened again.
She patted the horse again and said:
"This is your second time"
The horse did it again the 3rd time,
She brought out a gun and shot the horse dead
I Was so shocked and I shouted at her. . . . . . ."Are you crazy! What's wrong with you?
Why did you kill the horse?
She smiled at me and said
"This is your first time"
Since then. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
My Mouth Pim 🤣🤣🤣@followersveryoneactive

17/01/2024

11/01/2024

*Doctor wanted to release 3 mad people from the hospital. *He asked the 1st mad man: 2+2 = ? He replied: 3,700*
You are really mad, the doctor said.
*The second mad man replied: 2+2 = Wednesday.*
You are not far from death, the doctor said.
*The third mad man answered, 2+2 = 4.*
BRAVOOO! How did u get the answer? The doctor asked.
*He replied, "I divided 3,700 by Wednesday. "*
The doctor collapsed.
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*Please ease off the Tension by deliberately being happy, there is no need to kill yourself. Nothing is compulsory in life except going to heaven*

10/01/2024

Make judicious use of your time now that it's still noon, do not procrastinate.

10/01/2024

Food for thought.

06/01/2024

2024, Year of No Gree for Anybody.

Nigerians have decided that this year is a year of "no gree for anybody", so make you no gree for anybody who:

1. Tells you that you are not married because you have spiritual husband or wife without giving you spiritual divorce from them.

2. No gree for anybody who tells you that you are not married because of spiritual husband or wife, yet after multiple deliverances you still never marry.

3. No gree for anybody who tells you that someone stole your destiny without identifying the person and retrieving your stolen destiny for you.

4. No gree for anybody who tells you to sow a seed for breakthrough or some miracle and after sowing you don't receive it. Ask for refund

5. No gree for anybody who tells you to leave your church for their own. If their church were different, they wouldn't be going to same markets, schools and conditions like the rest of us.

6. No gree for anybody who tells you all your problems but doesn't solve them.

7. No gree for anybody who tells you your ancestors are responsible for your frustrations. The white people's ancestors committed more crimes than ours and yet they are prospering.

8. No gree for anybody who advices you to leave a good paying job or business in Nigeria to japa. Only the jobless or people with low income should japa.

9. No gree for anybody who tells you that Christianity has failed, most prosperous countries in the world practice Christianity.

10. No gree for anybody who tells you that omenala(tradition) means rejecting God or resorting to fe**sh things. Christianity and good traditions are compatible.

11. No gree for anybody who tells you to suspend your intelligence in religious matters. Piety and stupidity are not the same.

- Fada Chinenye Oluoma

06/01/2024

*JUST IN*

BREAKING NEWS

A man fainted in front of Central Bank of Nigeria Office Abuja this morning. People rushed to him and someone said bring some water and pour it on him.

The man opened his eyes and replied " No try am oooooo ".

If I needed water I would have fainted in front of WATER CORPORATION.

So, pls look at where I fainted and do the right thing..

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Stay Safe..
#@followersryoneactive