Øffîçîãl kêjî

27/11/2024

🤣🤣🤣 FUNNY JOKES 🤣🤣😂

1)Mēn like s*x. Men like s*x. Men can't do without s*x.* *Potiphar's wife that wanted to r**e Joseph is she a man* 🤷‍♂️🙄

2) Ur age matēs are using their saliva to count money while u are using yours to wet private part 💁My brother poverty is saying WELL DONE 😂😂

3) People have so many things to say a about you but you have to die first.
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

4) No matter how ugly your girlfriend is. Inside her pant, their is life.
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

5)Camera 📷 quality will make you think that some people are not your level,
bt behind the camera
there is hunger.
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

6) Not getting a massage from your partner the whole is also a message. 🙄🤨

7) I want a girlfriend that already has a boyfriend.
I want to fight for love .
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

8) A guy told his girl, 'I wish to marry, "I might not be rich, i hav no money or car or companies like my friend John, but i luv u & adore u".
She looked at him with tears in her eyes & hugged him like there was no 2moro & whispered in his ears.. "if u luv me, introduce me to John....
heeerh!!!!!!😀 😀 😌 😁

9)You buy a car for a girlfriend.... another guy buys fuel😞
That's division of labour
You buy her new clothes..... another guy remove them
That's separation of power .🙄
She tells you she is not ready for s*x... Whilst another guy drills her daily.
That's Satanism 🤔
you buy her credit... She call another guy.
that's witchcraft. 😡
My brother if you can't fear the devil abeg fear women.

10) A doctor wanted to release 3 mad people from hospital.
He asked the first one 2+2?
the mad man said 3,700.
You are really mad, the doctor said.
He asked again the second mad man 2+2,he reply =Wednesday
You are not far from death
The doctor said.
He ask the third one 2+2
Mad man reply =4
BRAVO! How did you get the answer? The doctor asked again.
He replied, i devided 3,700 by Wednesday.
The doctor collapse
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

10/10/2023

In addy to me

20/07/2023

FACTS ABOUT INTROVERT PEOPLE

1. They can talk and chat openly even crack jokes with you on social media but in real life they are ice😩

2. They fit pass you for road and no go do like sey dem see you. They can stay indoors for weeks without minding🤦‍♀️

3. Very calculative, clingy, little touch of hot temper, romantic with the one they love. They hardly fall in love but once they fall, it's over because they don't joke with that person😘

4. They hardly cheat💯. Before you see them, dem don see you(so sensitive). They can read people's mind before you could say it, they rarely have friends and associate in any activities, always not comfortable staying in a place full of people and always like staying alone👌🏽.

5. They hardly talk in the midst of people but talkative when they are with their love ones.
People usually see them as too proud people but they are not.

6. They can endure a lot but don't push them or take them for granted because once they decide, you have lost them kpatakpata✌🏽.

7. They are too emotional😥. They don't easily forget bad things someone did to them🌝.

8. They hardly share their problems to anybody or ask people for assistance no matter what they are passing through 😒

9. You won't easily observe the kind of person untill you get closer to them🤗
They are unpredictable and stubborn😎

If you're on this table, gather here let's know ourselves, I'm waiting.😁
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10/07/2023

04/07/2023

Mayor skit's

04/07/2023

Self crush single and not searching