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28/03/2019

Sad truth
You are young, you are beautiful, you are
fresh...
You are courted by a lot of men
Celebrities, and men not famous,
But who can offer you the minimum, the
essential.
But you, because you dream of a luxury life
or your dignity or your pride will be like
anything. ,
You want to get up morning happiness and
put your feet in louboutin.
Wearing brand clothes
Go around the world...
Because you don't want to fight to raise * a
man,
To be the dove of a man
His Speed Lever,
Its domain of definition...
You prefer to meet celebrities.
Your Pure person from the outside but d a
scary interior
Who have been able to build without you,
and before you,
These men already accomplished (having
apartment, car, account provided...)
You will choose to go out with a
microphone, or a TV,
To have a little light in your life!
But know one thing: going out with a
celebrity is a challenge:
You'll have to put the stone on your heart,
And Cashing in all his infidelities,
You will be exposed to diseases,
Because, the more famous it will be, the
more there will be pairs of butt that will turn
it around...
(and want or not, it's gonna taste)
Sometimes you will even have to endure his
contempt and his violent character in your
own way
He'll make you blackmail when you want to
leave him
Because he invested his money on you.
Whether you like it or not, you will always
have to be available to sleep with him,
He will make you a s*xual energy charging
battery.
You will be afraid of his retaliation,
Because they are legitimate: do you want to
scam and leave gift?
But, your suffering will be at the height of
your choices.
Determined themselves by the abysmal
linked to your humanity.
Sometimes insatiable of its own existence!
That moment when you understand that,
the money we don't work yourself has a
prize!
Everything is allowed, but everything is not
useful!
It's better to choose a man for whom you
will be a dove, rather than a man for whom
you are a life hypothesis!

19/03/2019

I was eating Akpu with my onugbu soup
and enjoying my drink yesterday afternoon
@ 2pm, a man entered the restaurant with a
briefcase. I guess he was a big politician
because his dressing and pot belly portrays
it. He walked and sat down as everybody
looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to
him and started crying. The woman knelt
down and told him that her children and
herself want to die of hunger since her
husband died. This man opened the
briefcase and gave this woman five hundred
thousand naira. The woman jumped up and
left the scene in happiness. I was still
watching when another man started crying
and came
to him. He knelt down and begged him that
he needed money to establish his bizness.
This man brought out ten million naira
cheque ( #10,000,000.00)and gave this man.
This time, i started murmuring and
practicing on the lie I would blow to have
my own national cake. I started crying and
went to the man. Immediately I knelt down,
I heard
"Cut!! Cut!! Cut!!".
I turned and saw the director of the movie.
He laughed and said "oh boy na movie we
dey shoot here" oo .
Hahahahahah shame wan kill me. Chaii!!
Economy recession no go kill person lol...

18/02/2019

Back then in the university, I went to visit
someone in the female hostel and we both
slept off. I woke up by 9:32pm and guys
were not allowed in the hostel after
9:00pm.The girl went outside and told me
girls wey already naked that if I come out
I'm finished.
She suggested I wore her clothes and
pretend to be a lady and cover my face with
a long hair tie and walk out of the hostel but
I was scared cause I was gonna see so
many girls naked before getting to the gate.
Her roommates were already on their way
back. I was confused.
I asked her how understanding her
roommates could be and she said one of
them was a campus fellowship mama that
she was gonna report if she knew. She said
she would go outside and tell them snake
had entered the room but I said no that they
were gonna go call security or so.
I told her to bring her wig and a
wrapper,she brought it and I wore it and
covered myself with the wrapper and asked
her to tell her roommates when they come
in that I was her friend and was sick and I
can't go back to my hostel in annex.
So, I slept on the bed and turned my face to
the wall. She slept on the bed with me. Her
roommates came in,started gisting and
asked who I was,she told them what I told
her earlier. One of them came close and
touched my neck and was like her body is
not really hot tho,she said I just took drugs
Next thing I heard was can I pray for her?
that was the fellowship mama talking. She
said I should just turn my face and have
faith that it's gonna be well. This girl,
Vanessa, was very smart. She told her I was
a Jehovah's witness member that I won't
like it. I was scared.
Two of them changed up,they were talking
of going to have their bath. I was still
scared. They went out to have their baths
and tapped me and said babe I'm scared,
what do we do? I told her I was gonna stay
in the hostel till 6:00pm the next day when
boys are allowed in so I can leave. We
agreed.
We slept and I didn't know when I started
snoring. She tapped me and whispered you
are snoring like a man. My dears I could not
sleep again. My bold 2 battery was almost
dead. I stayed up till the next morning.
The girls left for lectures the next day Both
of us were in the room. We were laughing
and scared the same time. Around 4:00p.m,
she opened the door cause we had locked
it. I climbed the bed again and she joined
me One of then came back, your friend is
still sick? She answered yes. The girl said we
should go to the school clinic and she said
no. She said someone's child should not die
here ooo.
She went out and had her bath. The
fellowship mama came back and didn't say a
word. Now it was 6:00pm, the chance I had
to leave the hostel freely as a guy but the
roommates were still inside.
When it was 7:00pm, she sent me a text and
said she was gonna ask her roommates to
join her that she was gonna buy food for
them. That once I hear them leave, I should
wait for 7 minutes and leave the room
immediately. My dear she asked them to join
her go eat, but the mama
Said she was OK and didn't want to eat. I felt
like dying. So, the other girl said let's go
together, so they left. Next thing I felt was a
touch. The mama touched me and said "Mr
Man, you can leave our hostel now. Don't
think I'm stupid. I saw your shoe under the
bed. I heard when you were snoring and all.
It's either you come down now and leave or
I call the security for you".
Brothers and sisters, I came down; thanked
her very well and she invited me to their
fellowship. That was how I started playing
drums for NIFES in school.

01/02/2018

Read This Carefully
A man can cheat on his woman and still love
her but a woman cannot cheat on her man and
still love him. I say this because while men do
not have s*x with emotions, women can't have
s*x without attaching emotions to it. This is the
reason men simply need a place to have s*x
while women need a reason to have s*x.
Most women who take their husbands to court
for divorce are those that cheat on their men. A
non cheating woman would most likely never
take her husband to court for divorce, unless
the man exceedingly abuses her physically and
emotionally to the point of killing her.
Men don't equate s*x with love. A man can
have s*x with another woman but still doesn't
love her. That's why women who fell in love
with married men find it difficult to find
happiness in those relationships as they are just
being used by those married men. But once a
married woman starts sleeping with you, she can
even narrates some hidden secretes concerning
her husband and she will even tell you why she
hates him (her husband). She can even accept
poison from you to eliminate her husband.
For men, s*x and love are two different things.
But for women, s*x and love are one and the
same things. For men, s*x comes first before
love (infatuation), but for women love comes
first before s*x (true love). Therefore, once your
woman starts having s*x with another man/
men, her love shifts from you to that man and
she can even start giving that man the best food
and love than she gives you.
The fact that your man is cheating on you
doesn't mean he has stopped loving you. But I
can't say the same for women. Once a woman
starts cheating on you, she has fallen for
someone else and you people will never live the
same again. And she can even kill her husband
once she starts cheating on him.
If your wife starts cheating, you should be a
lucky man not to die in less than 10 years. It
has been found that 95% of women who cheat
wish their husbands dead. That is the main
reason why it is dangerous for a man to
continue staying with a wife who cheats on him.
That is why is now encouraged everywhere in
the world including in the Bible, for a man to
divorce his wife only once she starts cheating on
him. Cheating women are more deadly to
husbands than ordinarily criminals or weapons.
There are many cheating women in the world
who invite criminals to break into her house at
night only to come and eliminate her man and
police officers plus relatives can't detect this as
the same woman tend to moan more than any
person at the funeral so as to attract sympathy
and hide her evil acts.
That's why psychologists discourage
women,more than men, from cheating.
Women can't handle the emotional conflict that
comes with cheating.
That's the reason an observant and intelligent
man will notice that his wife has started
cheating on him once he starts doing it because
most women tend to lose respect to their
husbands and try to avoid s*x with them in
most times.
Cheating Women will even be giving excuses for
not wanting to have s*x with their husbands.
Study has revealed that nearly 90% of women
who cheat find it hard to have enjoyable s*x
with their husbands, again an intelligent man
will detect this once his wife's behavior with
regard to s*x start changing. But a dull man can
never detect this and always tolerate fake
excuses from his cheating wife until he is
completely eliminated.
Study has shown that every relationship begins
to flounder once a woman starts cheating. There
are many men who cheat on their partners but
still show them true love. But it is very hard to
find a relationship in which a woman is cheating
and things still remain the same.
I repeat, nearly 100% of cheating women wish
their husbands quick death or divorce to have
unlimited s*x freedom while nearly 100% of
cheating men can't wish their wives quick death
or divorce. That is why most men cant allow
their wives to be physically or verbally abused
by their girlfriends. Men will always stand for
their wives.
A man would cheat but still love and respect his
wife, but the opposite is true with cheating
women.
Once your wife starts sleeping with other men/
man, just know that your death is near.
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29/11/2017

WHAT A HUSBAND TOLD HIS WIFE
THE NIGHT OF THEIR MARRIAGE/
WEDDING
My wife, everyone has gone
home. The music is quiet, the
celebration is over. Our wedding
was beautiful but it is now in the
past. We have finished the
wedding/marriage, it is now
time to build our marriage. All
that is left now is the two of us…
What we will become tomorrow,
starts from tonight. Our life is no
longer the same.
There was a day you put on one
red dress… You looked so
beautiful in it. That Day I wanted
to just touch you! We were in the
Cinema and I was so tempted. I
wanted to just take you inside
the toilet and kiss you but I
couldn’t. Guess what? Now I have
you forever, I can do that
everyday.
Before I take off your cloth and
make love to you… let me tell you
few things.
I have nothing to hide from you
from this day. My phone, you can
use it like your own. You can
access my facebook, my twitter
and my Instagram
From today, I have become a
child. For the past five years of
my life, I have been a man. I
wake myself up in the morning,
sometimes I go to bed hungry, I
do things the way I want to. I
come home whenever I want to
but all that ends today. From
today you become my mother,
who will scold me when I come
home late, a mother who will
wake me up at six to go work, a
mother who will ensure I don’t
sleep hungry. I am glad I have a
mother in you.
I hope you will be a good
mother? Don’t be too harsh and I
promise I won’t be too stubborn.
Sometimes I will give you
headache but I promise, I will
also be the cure of every
headache.
When my parents died, I looked
after my brothers and sisters. I
was like a father to them. So i will
not have problem being a father
to you.
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06/05/2017

BEFORE YOU SLEEP WITH HER
Before you sleep with her…. You finally
got her! Now she is
in your bed. You help her remove her
cloth! You have
removed your cloth too. See her curves.
Wow now, you are
so hard, and she is h---y too, hey before
you s-x her, kindly
ask yourself about these 10 things; .
1 #. Do you really love her? Yea, I know
you like her
buttocks… I know she has big b-----s or
you just enjoy
rubbing those b-----s… I know you like
the way she talks.
But do you really love the person she is?
2 #. After sleeping with her, what next?
Will you still love that
b-----s? Will you still love her smile?
3 #. What if she gets pregnant? Will she
face the world alone
or will you stand by her? Are you ready
to stand as a man
and say yes! I am responsible? We both
did it, it is our
Baby! Or will you look for excuses?
4 #. If she calls to tell you that she is
pregnant, will you tell
her to abort it and risk her life or will
you tell her to keep the
baby?
5 #. Very important, if she gives birth,
can you take care of
the baby? Can you meet the emotional,
mental,
psychological and financial demands?
6 #. Is she someone you can marry or
someone you just
want to sleep with? Imagine if this was
your sister with
someone else
7 #. If she is good enough for you to
sleep with, why can’t
she be good enough to be your wife?
8 #. Why can’t you marry her as your
wife and then enjoy all
after?
9 #. If you sleep with her and leave her.
Think about how
sad it will be… Think about the pains
and the sorrows.
Imagine if this is done
to your child! .
10 # Think about tomorrow. Don’t just
think about today I
know you just want to do it! your
hormones are up. . =>
What will happen when your hormones
are down ?????!!!?!
otherwise
This Just a piece of Advice for the youth,
think or ask
yourself this question before you take
the next step..

27/04/2017

I began to Fear Alcohol On The Day I Saw
My neighbour Spend The Whole Night
Dancing To The Sound Of My Generator
thinking he was in a nightclub saying
"this DJ go kill person ooooooooo"
When I turned the generator off, he
asked me who sing the track?
I say na Yamaha featuring petrol.
:D:D:D

16/03/2017

QUESTION OF THE DAY!
If you get the answer right, I
swear you are a
super genius.
N200 Airtime for you!
A lady bought goods worth ₦200
and paid the
shopkeeper with a ₦1000 Note.
The Shopkeeper had no change on
him so he
went to another Shopkeeper John
his neighbour and collected ₦1000
change in
₦200
denominations, with which he
settled the lady
and she left.
A little while later, John came back
angrily after
he discovered the ₦1000 note he
was given by
the shopkeeper was fake, and
demanded a
replacement. To avoid trouble, the
shopkeeper
had to give
John another ₦1000 and
destroyed the
counterfeit which had no real
value. So Question for the genius...
How much has the Shopkeeper
lost in total?
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22/01/2017

An old Nigerian farmer
wrote a letter to his
son in prison.
Emeka,"This year I
won't be able to plant
yam and cassava
because I can't dig the
yield, I know if you
were here you would
have help me"Emeka
wrote back, "Dad don't
even think of digging
the yield because that
was where I buried the
money I stole" The
"Nigerian Police" on
reading the letter, went
there very early the
following day and dug
the whole yield
searching for the
money but nothing was
found. The next day,
Emeka wrote back to
his father, "Dad you can
now plant your yam
and cassava, Dad this is
the best I can do from
here. Dad replied
"Emekus Emekus my
son,you are a very
powerful manin deed,
even in prison you still
command the
policemen, I was
surprised to see all the
policemen with Hoes
and Shovels digging my
farm, I will write you
again when I want to
harvest" Now Read:
Before this month runs
out, may God send you
your helper. Type
"Amen"...

22/01/2017

I entered a bus going from Okija to Lagos,
the bus was
bored so i decided to scare people i then
started to
make a fake call "Oga which button should i
press in
the bomb, i have been trying but its not
working.. is it
the blue or the red one" COME SEE REACTION..
An Igbo man started making a call: Eh
Chioma make sure u
take care of my container bcos am not sure i
will
survive this trip A YORUBA woman started
shouting at
the driver: Driver cant u stop the bus, is it my
force to
continue Oloshi!! I was just at the back
laughing until
the Hausa man beside me said to me "Bros
abeg which button they say make u press,
bcos i dey try
my own since but en no dey work..."
Omo if you see as i take jump out from
window eeeh
lol..

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