21/12/2024
Evening vibesπππ
1. Sometimes, I just want to be alone... Especially after cooking indomie and eggsπ₯΄ππ
2. A girl will wear a pad, pants, and tight, trousers and still sit and cross her legs again... How can air enter the CPU nahπ©πππ
3. The best singers in the world are the Mosquitoes because even if you don't like their songs, you must still clap for themπππ
4. Sometimes, I shake my head just to make sure my brain is still inside because anything can happen in this country without anybody noticingπππ
5. The teacher who dey teach us a balanced diet was vomiting garri in our class today ππ
6. Uncommon joy is when you're eating suya and think it has finished, but when you touch the paper, you discover there's still one or two inside πππ
7. Because I do not get money, you posted "car for sale", I asked you how much? You changed the status to "serious buyer only π" ππ
8. I have never seen someone who lies more than a pregnantπ€°woman... She will be like "Sweetheart, your baby wants to eat chicken and drink a small stoutπ₯°" ππππ
9. No matter how small it is, learn how to use it to satisfy your wife.... I mean your salary brosππ
10. The problem I have with some Africans is that they will read your jokes and laugh but yet refuse to reactπ. That is why jollof rice no dey reach them for occasionππ