05/05/2025
S*X: THE NEW POVERTY TRAP FOR MEN 👄
Make I yarn you something serious, but in a funny way—so your brain go receive am well!
1. CEO for women, apprentice for your future
You dey give babe hair money, data money, shawarma money... but your own business dey beg for urgent 2k.
You no be boyfriend o, you be POS machine.
2. Your brain dey work... until Sandra text “I miss you”
You wan write business plan, you open notes app... next thing:
“Baby are you home?”
Oga, no be ideas you dey write. Na bedmatics timetable.
3. You dey pay hotel bill like landlord
70k this week for one babe wey no fit borrow you 2k.
You dey romance poverty but dey ignore savings.
S*x no dey expensive—na you just dey overspend like Dangote apprentice.
4. Every time you release, your ambition dey reduce
Na why after one round, you sleep like say dem beat you.
You dey pour energy like garri inside rain.
You wan be Elon Musk, but you dey act like Sugar Daddy on promo.
5. You dey date fine girl wey no sabi add value
She fine, she sweet, but na zero contribution.
She no dey build you—na only bed she dey build.
My brother, you dey carry beauty, but na burden you dey hold.
6. Broke but still satisfied—why?
Because every time you dey broke, you go knock.
You no dey find solution, you dey find missionary style.
No be high-income skill you sabi—na high-tempo knacking.
7. Even she don lose respect for you
You dey think say na love—na pity.
Kings dey focus on purpose, not panties.
You no be king when you dey chase nyash like mosquito.
Final Advice from Dr. Kudoman:
S*x no be sin, but if you no get sense, e go finish your destiny.
Control your joystick. No let joystick control you.
Focus go make you rich, not fondling!😞
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