25/10/2023
Customer: How much is this?
Igbo trader: Nwoke oma, na just shikini money. 1500, cash and carry.
Customer: I only have 1k ooo!
Igbo trader: Haba nah! E no even reach cost price, nna. I bought it 1100. Oya, carry am for 1200.
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Customer: How much is this?
Hausa Trader: Na 1 pipe madam.
Customer: Aboki, no be 1000?
Hausa Trader: Kai! Kwastomer, you don try, but add something on tof make I sell am gip you.
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Customer: How much is this?
Yoruba trader: One tasan five hundred jale jale.
Customer: Mama, e no gree for 1k?
Yoruba Trader: brings out broom and sweeps customer away from her shop.
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Customer: How much is this?
Edo Trader: (Eyes customer suspiciously) Na 1500 naira.
Customer: E no gree for 1000 naira?
Edo Trader: How many you want?
Customer: Just two pieces.
Edo Trader: Oya, go inside select the one wey you want.
Customer: Attempts to pick the goods.
Edo Trader: (Grabs him by the belt) Ole ooo! Ole ooo! Ole ooo!!!!
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