15/01/2025
Today at the train station, I had a moment of pure panic. The urge to p*e hit me out of nowhere, and for what felt like an eternity, I couldn’t find a toilet.
Omo remain 5 minutes for me to release the tank on myself, hot sweat came from no where in this cold freezing winter, I was pacing frantically, heart racing, trying to keep calm while internally freaking out. Ogheneme, which kind Wahala be this?
Nah so I sight the toilet and ran for it like my life depended on it and on getting there, the ladies toilet is occupied, I knew if I wait any longer, I go p**s for body so I entered the one of the gents.
Jesus, I felt so much relief, I knew one gentle man was waiting outside to use it after me so I quickly prepared and rehearsed what to reply him incase he questions why I am using the male’s toilet and not the ladies one.
As soon as I stepped out, this gentleman man said to me “hello, sorry this is the gents toilet”
Me: yeah, I identify as a man with a straight face 🤣
Him: oh, I am sorry with a smile.
Me: yeah no problem.
I have been laughing since morning 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
