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25/08/2024

Picked up a Hitchiker last night. He asked,
"How do you know i'm not a serial killer?"

I replied, "The chances of two serial killers in one car is astronomical"

Please follow guys. Happy Sunday!!

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25/08/2024

My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning.

It's a boy and weighs 72lb 8oz

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25/08/2024

Just to give you guys a little giggle.

Doctor: Relax, David. It's just a small surgery, don't panic.

Me: But my name is not David.

Doctor: I know, I'm David.

Happy Sunday guys and please follow. Thanks!

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21/08/2024

Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes

Me: I wish for a world without lawyers

Genie: Done, you have no more wishes

Me: But you said 3

Genie: Sue me.

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21/08/2024

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet.

I asked my 19 brothers and sisters, and they don't know either. 😁😁

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21/08/2024

I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: "Don't go in there! Don't go in the church, you moron!"

She's watching our wedding video again.

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21/08/2024

Dropping some funny dad jokes to brighten up your day.

When I was just a kid, I used to pray for bicycle. Then as I grew older, learned in Sunday school, that's not how prayer works.

So I stole a bike....and prayed for forgiveness.

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19/09/2023

Weird Science toys you would love.

15/09/2023

Is this stuff really worth $48,000.00

14/09/2023

Truth about Nigerian Artist, Mohbad's death. RIP YOUNG STAR.

Credit to ODG GIST TV.

11/09/2023

Genius guy builds squirel proof bird feeder.

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