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23/12/2025

Why is it that most women lack respect 🤔 😞

23/12/2025

🤔🤔🤔When you wake up every morning, just praise God.
E get why.

23/12/2025

🤔🤔I've got to notice that those who don't mind their business always fall into trouble 😠

23/12/2025

Be honest, When did you eat jollof rice 🍛 in the dream.

23/12/2025

Have you ever seen yourself flying in the dream 🤔🤔🤔

23/12/2025

When I wake up no be by my power🤔🤔🤔🤔

22/12/2025

🙆🙆🙆Jake just came back to his senses hours after AJ knocked him out on the face almost ripping his face off

22/12/2025

🙆🙆Jake Paul cries out from a hospital bed after Anthony Joshua disciplined him for always fighting retired Boxing legends

22/12/2025

🙆🙆"Anthony Joshua wanted to k!ll me. I still can't feel my face and my tongue which almost got cut."' Jake Paul

22/12/2025

🙆Breaking News: An autopsy has revealed that Odera died from poisoning, contrary of high blood pressure claims

21/12/2025

🚦 Comedy-Drama Finale: "The Driving Test"

👤 Characters
- Obinna – Nervous candidate, still haunted by past chaos.
- Examiner – Stern official, no patience for nonsense.
- Tunde – Loyal friend, cheering from the sidelines.
- Narrator – Guides the audience.
- Bystanders – Witness the spectacle.

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📋 Act One: The Test Begins
(Driving school yard. Obinna stands stiffly 🫨. The Examiner approaches with clipboard 📑.)

Examiner: Obinna, today you prove yourself. Start the car 🚘.

Obinna: (muttering) Lord, let this car be merciful 🙏.

(He starts the engine. It purrs smoothly 🐱. Obinna sighs in relief 😮‍💨.)

Tunde: (shouting from sidelines 📣) You got this, brother!

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🛣️ Act Two: The Road Challenge
(Obinna drives forward carefully. The Examiner watches 👀, unimpressed.)

Examiner: Signal left.

Obinna: (fumbles 🤔, accidentally turns on hazard lights 🚨.)

Examiner: That’s not left. That’s panic.

(Bystanders laugh 😂. Obinna blushes 🙈.)

Examiner: Parallel park.

(Obinna tries. The car ends up diagonally across two spaces ➡️⬅️. Tunde claps 👏.)

Tunde: At least it’s creative!

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🚨 Act Three: The Chaos Returns
(On the test road. Obinna grips the wheel tightly 🫨. A goat crosses 🐐. He swerves wildly 🌀, narrowly missing it.)

Examiner: Obinna! Control the car!

Obinna: (panicking 😱) The goat wanted to test me too!

(He honks 📢 instead of braking. Pedestrians scatter 🏃. The car halts with a screech 🛑.)

Examiner: (panting 😤) You are… unforgettable.

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🌟 Act Four: The Twist
(Silence. The Examiner scribbles on his clipboard ✍️. Obinna trembles 🫨.)

Examiner: Obinna… you failed every maneuver. But… you showed courage.

Obinna: Courage? Or madness?

Examiner: Both. And sometimes, that’s what driving requires. Against my better judgment… you pass ✅.

(Obinna gasps 😲. Tunde cheers 🎉. Bystanders clap 👏.)

Narrator: And so, Obinna became a licensed driver. Not by skill, but by sheer persistence. The road ahead was long, but now, at least, it was his 🌍.

(Lights fade 🌑. Curtain closes 🎬.)

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✨ This finale ties the trilogy together: from chaos, to school, to test, ending with a humorous but triumphant twist.

21/12/2025

🚦 Comedy-Drama Sequel: "Driving School Blues"

👤 Characters
- Obinna – Nervous but determined student driver.
- Instructor – Stern, no-nonsense teacher.
- Tunde – Loyal friend, still teasing.
- Other Students – Add chaos and humor.
- Narrator – Guides the audience.

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🏫 Act One: The Classroom
(Obinna sits among other students, clutching a notebook 📒. The Instructor paces with authority 👨‍🏫.)

Instructor: Driving is about discipline, focus, and respect for the road 🛣️.

Obinna: (whispering to Tunde) Respect? I barely survived last time.

Tunde: (grinning 😏) Don’t worry. If you crash here, at least it’s school property.

(Students laugh 😂. Obinna hides his face 🙈.)

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🚘 Act Two: The Simulator
(Obinna sits in a training car. The Instructor watches sternly 👀.)

Instructor: Start the engine. Slowly.

Obinna: (turns key nervously 🔑) It’s alive again 🦁.

Instructor: It’s not alive. It’s a car. Now, move forward gently.

(Obinna presses the accelerator too hard 🚀. The car lurches forward. Instructor shouts 😡.)

Instructor: Gently! Gently!

Obinna: (panicking 😱) This car has anger issues!

(He accidentally reverses 🔙, bumping into a cone 🟠. Students laugh. Tunde claps 👏.)

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🛑 Act Three: The Test Drive
(On the practice road. Obinna grips the wheel tightly 🫨. Instructor sits beside him, unimpressed 😒.)

Instructor: Signal before you move.

Obinna: (confused 🤔) Signal? Like prayer signal ✝️?

Instructor: (facepalms 🤦‍♂️) No! Use the indicator!

(Obinna flicks the wipers instead 🌧️. The windshield sprays water 💦. Students burst out laughing 😂.)

Tunde: At least the glass is clean!

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🚨 Act Four: The Chaos
(Obinna finally drives forward. He swerves 🌀, narrowly missing another student driver 🚗. The Instructor screams 😱.)

Instructor: Brake! Brake!

Obinna: Which one is brake?!

(He honks loudly 📢 instead. Pedestrians scatter 🏃. The car halts with a screech 🛑.)

Instructor: (panting 😤) Obinna, you are a danger to humanity.

Obinna: (relieved 😮‍💨) But at least I stopped.

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🌟 Act Five: The Revelation
(The Instructor sighs, shaking his head 🤦‍♂️. Tunde pats Obinna’s shoulder 🤝.)

Instructor: You need weeks of training. But… you have courage.

Obinna: Courage? Or madness?

Tunde: Both. That’s how drivers are born 🚦.

Narrator: And so, Obinna’s journey continued. From chaos to cones, from panic to progress. The road was long, but every stumble brought him closer to mastery 🌍.

(Lights fade 🌑. Curtain closes 🎬.)

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