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In Mama Chika's compound, a grey cat named Mimi resided. She was known for eavesdropping on neighbors' conversations by ...
10/08/2025

In Mama Chika's compound, a grey cat named Mimi resided. She was known for eavesdropping on neighbors' conversations by sitting quietly by the fence, appearing to be asleep. However, in the evenings, Mimi would wander into the market, meowing loudly and uttering names that sounded suspiciously like gossip. One man inquired of Mama Chika, "Why does your cat keep shouting my name?" Mama Chika responded with a shrug, "Perhaps she simply admires you, or maybe she recalls your remarks about her from last week."

The Fisherman Who Forgot His Hook Alhaji Bello was ready for a big fishing day he realized he had forgotten his hook at ...
10/08/2025

The Fisherman Who Forgot His Hook Alhaji Bello was ready for a big fishing day he realized he had forgotten his hook at home. "Ah! All the way here for nothing?" he groaned. Then, while sitting by the river in frustration, a big fish jumped right into his boat. Bello stared at it for a long second before grinning. When the villagers asked how he caught it, he puffed his chest and said, "My fishing skills are so good, the fish come to me voluntarily."

The Cake That Disappeared Before the WeddingThe wedding was just an hour away, and the grand three-layer cake sat in the...
10/08/2025

The Cake That Disappeared Before the Wedding
The wedding was just an hour away, and the grand three-layer cake sat in the kitchen, smelling like pure happiness. But then... the children of the village passed by.
"Just a tiny taste," one suggested. Five minutes later, "tiny" turned into "just one slice each," and one slice each turned into a plate of crumbs.
When the bride asked, "Where's my cake?" the children quickly brought out a pot of jollof rice and said, "We thought you'd prefer something filling."

The Rooster Who Refused to Work on Rainy DaysKoko, the rooster, was famous for his punctual morning crow, except on rain...
10/08/2025

The Rooster Who Refused to Work on Rainy Days
Koko, the rooster, was famous for his punctual morning crow, except on rainy days. On such mornings, the villagers would hear nothing but the sound of rain tapping on their roofs. "Lazy rooster!" Farmer Bako complained. Koko would just hide under the shed, fluff his feathers, and mutter, "You expect me to get wet just to wake you up? Buy an alarm clock." On one especially rainy Monday, the whole village overslept. The market opened at noon, and Koko proudly took credit for giving everyone "extra rest."

10/08/2025

Grandpa's First Time Using Voice Notes When Grandpa Musa got his new phone, he was fascinated by the little microphone icon. "Just press and talk, his grandson explained. The first time Grandpa tried it, he meant to send a greeting to his friend: "Hello, my brother! How are you?" But instead, he forgot to stop recording... and sent a 12-minute voice note of himself sipping tea, sneezing twice, and snoring softly. His friend replied: "Musa, nice lullaby. almost slept too."

The Goat Who Thought It Was a Cat. Mama Amina's goat, Bintu, was no ordinary goat. She declined to graze with the other ...
10/08/2025

The Goat Who Thought It Was a Cat. Mama Amina's goat, Bintu, was no ordinary goat. She declined to graze with the other goats in the field. Instead, she followed Mama Amina into the house and curled herself into baskets like a house cat. She even sat on the windowsill, balancing precariously while watching people pass by. One day, she climbed onto the kitchen table and knocked over a bowl of milk, then started licking it like she was a pampered kitten. Mama Amina sighed, "Bintu, you're a goat, not a cat!" Bintu just blinked, flicked her ears, and meowed. (Well, it sounded like a meow to her.) 🐐🐈😹🤣

10/08/2025

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Chai..... Davido one day you go put me for line. Money good. 😍😍😍
09/08/2025

Chai..... Davido one day you go put me for line. Money good. 😍😍😍

07/08/2025

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06/08/2025

You need to listen to this😏

06/08/2025

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