The Speaking Pen

11/10/2024

FROM MY INBOX

I was a 200 level student of IMSU that year, and it was during the POST-UME period in school. I was going home that fateful day when I heard someone call my name, I turned, and it was a neighbor(Joy), all the way from our street in Port-harcourt. I stopped and exchanged pleasantries with her, and she said she came to the school for POST-UME. She was in the company of another girl who she introduced as her friend. I asked her if they will be going back to Port-harcourt that same day, but she said no, that she's made arrangements to stay with her secondary school classmate who's also a student of IMSU. We exchanged contacts, and they left.

Later that evening, I was warming my left over beans and plantain pottage when my phone rang, I picked it up, and it was my street neighbor, Joy. She said that her secondary school classmate who promised to accommodate her for the night was not picking her calls, and it was already late for them to start going back to Ph. She asked if they can pass the night in my lodge, and I agreed and sent the address to them.

Shortly, they arrived at my lodge, and I made them comfortable the best way I could. I even offered them the beans and plantain pottage I had, and they ate. We gisted about school life till it was around 10 p.m. I picked up my blanket to go and sleep in my friend's room, when I noticed that Joy's friend was acting funny. She became restless and started vomiting. Before we know it, she passed out in my hands, in my room.

I was terrified and scared. In my confusion, I asked Joy where she brought the girl from, but Joy was just crying and screaming, begging her friend to open her eyes. Immediately, I knew that I was finished.

It was our loud screams that drew the attention of other lodge mates who ran into my room to see me holding the almost lifeless girl. One of our lodge mates who was studying a medical related course, placed the girl on my bed, pried her eyes open with his fingers, felt for whatever around her wrists, and said we should take her to the hospital asap.

We rushed her to the nearest hospital, and Joy was able to contact her parents. I just sat down on the floor of the hospital reception thinking about my life, and that of my poor mother who is a secondary school teacher. If anything happens to that girl (I don't even know her name), wetin I go talk? Na so I go take land for prison?

Morning took forever to come, and luckily, her parents also drove down from Port-harcourt to Owerri that early morning. They met me seated on the floor as I was begging God that I will never accommodate any girl in my house again.

Las las, the girl was revived, and the doctors said it was allergy something, and an underlying ailment like that. I left for my lodge, and locked myself up. Honestly, I was traumatized. When Joy later came around to get their hand bags and a few of their stuff, I didn't reply to her greetings or her thank you.

It was the girl's parents that later came with Joy to talk to me. Her father said that the girl has an ailment which they are trying to manage, and that was why they wanted her to school in Port-harcourt where they live, but because she had spent all her life in Ph, she refused and wanted to school in Owerri. They apologized for every inconvenience their daughter must have caused me.

I thanked them before they left. That was the end of that girl's admission. Joy was later admitted in school, but I avoided her like a plague. Once bitten, twice shy.

I don't want to hear stories that touch the heart. Once is enough.

But wetin I for do if that girl had died in my house?

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28/09/2024

Money has a way of revealing the ugliness of humans.

A colleague of mine who is an engineer, helped his girlfriend get an interior decoration work with our organization, and after she made money, she dumped him.

She made over 3million naira profit for a job she did in a month. That's her boyfriend's salary in a year and some months.

The things is, she went to an interior decoration school in Lagos, and improved her skills by following architects in Lagos.

As the brain behind the design, I had wanted to recommend someone, since I can't collect contract as a staff.

It was one of the smallest projects, and of course, it was easy to consider a Nigerian for its furnishing.

He approached me and begged me not to give a negative criticism of her status when she arrives for an interview:

"Guy, I wan marry this girl, and the mama even sabi me. I wan propose next month.

Guy anything you fit do -- I know say you get person, but please."

It was an opportunity for him to prove he wanted her progress.

I helped when the boss told me the idea of trying her. Because I wanted a brother's happiness, I covered up her lapses any time the boss asked me what I thought about her.

The project was in PH, and it was the only design I had done for the organisation there.

After the project, she told him her profit, and said "thank you."

She ended the call abruptly, and sent him a text never to call her again. He was hiding it from me, because it would make him look stupid, until another female colleague told me.

"No wonder I you've been avoiding me," I told him.

Then, I saw a man nearly weeping. After showing me a text where she told him never to call her again, he showed me her other text message, and it was this:

" Thank you for everything. I can't continue dating you. You can't even enter flight to visit me in lagos. Since I relocated to lagos 4months ago, I've checked it. You're not the guy for me so find another girl."

I gave him a deep hug.

My female colleague hugged him too.

I gave the lady a call afterwards, and she sincerely told me she could no longer date someone like him.

"Please, is there something he did?" I asked.

" No A. I just can't date someone I earn more than. You know say I no go fit tell am this. I still like him o. But I have eyes on better people. This is the first time I am making up to a million and I appreciate him for that. I don send am 100k sha. Send me your account number too."

" Are you really pulling his legs or what?" I asked.

" I am being true to myself," she replied.

The saddest part of it all?

The fact that they've been on many lovey dovey calls before this happened.

As I am typing this, the young man is in the hospital. His blood pressure was triggered.

On my way out of the ward, I remembered he sends her 40% of his salary every month. He even handled a certain personal project, and sent her 600k a certain time.

Honestly, he's the type of Boyfriend that deserves a medal. He's having a rough time now and hasn't sent her money in two months. Could this be the reason?

I think some humans don't even deserve hell -- the Devil's punishment will be too mild for them -- if it exists. There should be another place for more terrible humans.

In all your dealings, try to surround yourself with kind people. Sometimes, ask God to reveal the true nature of that person you're dating.

May we never make sacrifices for people who are undeserving of it.

May we never encounter heartless people in the guise of living their truth.

May we never build fruitless foundations. 🙏

©️Onyeka Chiemelie Michael

28/09/2024

My mother in law is not from this planet
I always wondered where my husband got some of his silly attitudes from not knowing it from his mom
So this woman actually visited us and plan to stay for two weeks , well I wasn't against that since she is the type that don't give me problem infact she is always ready to help me out in the kitchen
She arrived on Friday , so my husband plans to take us all for shopping on Saturday , which is today !
I told the kids and they are happy about it , I have a son and a daughter four and five years of age respectively, we all dressed up entered into the car and we drove to the shopping mall
My mother in law is with the kids shopping what the kids want while my hubby is at the wine section checking out some cool wine ,
I was still checking out some things , like the bournvita and the milk when a dude walk up to me , he is putting on a smile and holding a car key
He started asking me out , I told this guy am married but he didn't believe ,he said that am trying to use that to send him off , just then my mother in law appeared in front of us with a mischievous smile, I am about to introduce my mother in law when she interrupted ,This is my .. I am her mother and by the way , are you her fiance cause I have been pestering her to bring a man home my mother in law said to the guy , yeah ma and I would be visiting you soon the mumu guy replied with a smile
I wonder what this woman is planning in her mind , and also ma I will pay for anything you shop for today the mumu guy added

I look at the guy and back to my mother in law and sigh , I also play along , just then my husband appear behind us , he was about to say something when my mother in law interrupted again , this is my driver Steve , she said introducing hubby as driver to this new dude and the idiot smile , my hubby look at his mom and the woman gave a signal in which my hubby understand what going on , eh mummy I wanted to tell you that the car doesn't have enough fuel to convey us back home , I need to go and buy now my hubby said right in front of us , you don't need to stress mummy dictate your account number and I will send you money for fuel this new guy said , I know he is trying to impress my mother in law who he thought is my mom
Hubby dictated his account number and this guy transfer 15k to hubby , hubby smile and left us alone

After about twenty minutes of talking , this dude asked for my number in which I gave him hubby number, my mother in law announced to us that she is done shopping in which the dude pay up , while my mother in law took the goods to the boot just then my kids rush to me with an excitement on their face

Mummy ! Mummy ! Daddy allowed us to take big big ice cream my son said and also teddy bear my daughter added , dude look at me with a confused look , mummy ? Daddy ? What that means the dude asked , just I was about replying , hubby walk up to us and said , honey we are done and also mama is already waiting for in the car hubby said and give me a light kiss on the lips , dude stand right there and watch us as we left , he was dumbfounded and speechless

We are at home now sharing the thing we bought , that 15k wey that mugu dash you ,na 5k be my share cus na me run the plan my mother in law said in pidgin

No wahala I go transfer am enter your account my husband replied his mum , I stare at this two people and concluded they are not from this planet !

Cc.....

26/09/2024

I was dancing makossa on top of this girl, when her phone rang.

The first thing that came out of her mouth was "shiit".

I was thrusting while asking her what happened.

"It's my boyfriend, I was supposed to go see him today. He's going to be very pi**ed."

"Errmmm. Tell him something came up na." I said, giving it to her h*rder.

The phone rang again and this time, she picked.

I had to reduce the pace of my thrust, but I was whining my waist to the rhythm of komutuku mutuku mutuku mutuku mutuku.

I could hear the guy's voice on the other end.

"What happened? You said you were coming today?"

"Yes, but something unexpected came up." She replied.

"Unexpected 9 Inches," I said in my head while plummeting her insides.

"Something unexpected? You know I'm only around on weekends and this is the only time I get to see you." I could hear the disappointment in his voice.

"I'm sorry babe. I will make it up to you."

"Yeah, I'm already making it up to her," I whispered, but not loud enough to hear him.

"This is the same thing you did the last time and now you're doing it again." The guy ended the call.

His sadness was obvious.

Why are women like this? This is someone who genuinely loves you. Takes good care of you. Treats you right. What else do you want?

I felt really bad for him.

But that didn't stop me from finishing my round though.

©Kosi Ugo.

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25/09/2024

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25/09/2024

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25/09/2024

Had a chat with my new SS3 students asking each of them to tell me how their holiday went.

Got to this girl’s turn and I went.

“So yeah, tell me. How was the holiday?”

“Sir, it was shocking.”

“Shocking? Howwww?”

“My cousin finally got pregnant.”

“Wow. That’s a good thing nau. How is it shocking?”

“For her boyfriend. Not husband oo. They beat her ehn.”

“Ah. They beat her?”(I’m almost laughing at this point)

“Sir, yes nau. Her parents. How will you be pregnant for a poor person like that?”

“Jesus.”

“Sir, have you seen the guy?”

“Why do I have to see him?”

“Better ooo. Cus you’ll join and beat my cousin too.”

I screamedddd.😭

24/09/2024

One well-known story that gained attention in Nigeria involved a man from Lagos named Femi (not his real name), who deceived a young woman in order to take advantage of her. Femi met this woman at a party and pretended to be a wealthy businessman working in the oil industry. He went as far as borrowing a luxury car and expensive clothes to complete the illusion of affluence.

Over the course of a few weeks, Femi continued to shower her with attention and false promises of marriage, claiming he wanted to start a serious relationship and settle down. The woman, believing his lies and impressed by his apparent success, trusted him enough to begin a relationship.

One weekend, Femi invited her to a getaway at a luxury hotel, where they spent a few days together. It was during this time that they were intimate, with the woman believing it was part of their deepening relationship. However, the day after they returned from the trip, Femi became unreachable—he stopped answering her calls, blocked her on social media, and disappeared entirely.

It was only later that the woman discovered that Femi was not the successful businessman he had portrayed himself to be. He was, in fact, a struggling individual who frequently used this method to deceive women, leaving them heartbroken once he achieved his goal. The story spread through social media, serving as a cautionary tale to others about the dangers of trusting people too easily based on superficial appearances.

This kind of deception is unfortunately not uncommon and highlights the need for individuals to be cautious, verify facts, and build relationships on trust rather than material impressions.

24/09/2024

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22/09/2024

There's nothing more beautiful in this world than seeing a woman reach or**sm in your presence.

It comes in Four stages.

The first stage is what I call the Triumphant Entry.

This is the stage where you must have dribbled from your defence, through the midfield until you enter the Box 18.

That's where the foreplay comes in. Your kisses, your necking. B*oobs sucking. Caressing. Till you find your tongue, fingers or d*ick in between her thighs.

The second stage is the Announcement Stage.

When you must have entered the Box 18, you still clear out some defenders, by dribbling the ball through them.

This is the stage where skill is important in clearing these obstacle. You could do a leg over to beat one obstacle. You could do a snake bite to beat another defender.

The main idea is to maneuver your way around these obstacles in the 18 yard box, so you can get a clear chance to shoot.

These skills include knowing how to use your tongue and fingers expertly. It includes finding her g-**ot and making sure you hold on to it, because that's the key to your end goal.

If you are really skilled, she starts announcing.

"Baby, I'm about to c.um."

"Baby, yes! Baby, yes! Right there! I'm cu.mming. Oh my God, I'm cu.mming!"

The Arrival Stage.

This is the point where you actually shoot with every intensity in you to score a goal.

When she announces that she wants to c.um, you increase the intensity of whatever skill you're using. If it's your fingers, you keep thumping that g-**ot. If it's your d*ick, increase the pace at which you are thrusting. If it's your tongue, make sure it doesn't leave that c.litoris.

What will follow next is a very loud scream indicating she has reached crescendo. If you have neighbors around, they are definitely going to hear it.

Of course, the scream follows by involuntarily clamping of her legs so tight.

Followed by incessant, uncontrollable vibrations of her lower body and her hands holding clutching tight to the sheets to stop her soul from leaving her body to heaven.

Her toe simultaneously starts to curl and bend backwards like an epileptic patient suffering from seizures.

If your finger or d*ick is inside of her, she would make an attempt to remove it, because too much pleasure is driving her crazy, but don't let her. Keep doing what you're doing till you feel her v*agina tighten so hard against what you're using.

The Silent Stage.

After the arrival stage, comes the silent stage. She doesn't say anything. She only keeps jerking forward like an old-rickety vehicle that is exhausted. You know how you jerk when you you have hiccup? That's how it happens for them.

Then, she opens her eyes and looks at you😳

Shame on you🤣🤣 if you've never made a woman experience or**sm!

It's a Freaky Friday for THE MARRIED ONLY PLEASE 🙄🙄

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21/09/2024

She was very frank when I asked why she was leaving me; "I don't want to cheat on you so I'd rather leave," she told me. When I asked if she had met someone she simply said, "It doesn't matter. What matters is we ending what we have."

So I let her go. Not that I let her go, she was already going but I had to accept that our time together had come to an end. I tried not to call her. When I watched her status and was tempted to comment, I held my thumb in my mouth. A month later, it was clear she was in a relationship that was better than what we had.

The guy had stability, which I didn't have. He had a job he flaunted on his social media handles. Yes, I looked for him on social media. My heart was breaking so I had time to look for things.

I wasn't a perfect boyfriend. I had my lows just like she had her lows but I felt we were meant for each other until she left me. Six months later, the guy left her. According to her, the guy had a serious girlfriend in Germany and the girl returned.

I took her back.

That was the third time she had left me for another guy. The first one she told me she needed some time and space to think about her life. I granted it. Later she was in a relationship with another guy. The second time she said her family were on her to get married but I wasn’t ready so she left.

Each time when she came back, I opened my arms to her and we rebuilt from scratch. This one went on for so long I should have said no when she was available. But immediately she told me she was single again, I was the one who said, "Can you give us another chance?"

I know she's not good for me. I know she might leave again. I know I may take her back when she returns. I know it's not normal, the way I act around this girl. It's like she has my mumu button in her bra and presses it each time her breasts bounce.

I want to be in a place where I give this as her final chance. I've told her but how do I make it a reality? How do I make it work for real? That once she leaves again, it's over. I don't know what's wrong with me but these too many chances I give her will one day be the death of me. How do I move on and never look back?

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11/09/2024

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11/09/2024

Jay Jay Okocha: " When I met Messi, he knew me before. He called me by my name. I said to him, "Hello Messi" and he replied, "Hello, Jay." I said to Suarez, who was with him to translate, "I did not play in your generation How do you remember me?" He replied, "I know you well. I was watching you play with Ronaldinho in Paris You were wonderful and a star at that time, and Ronaldinho loves you very much and talks about you in Barcelona." So I said to Suarez, "Take me a picture with this legend." He said to Suarez, “Take me a picture with this legend on your phone as well." He surprised me with his humility. He spoke to me about the difficulty of the Nigerian team, and that they have a team that plays beautiful football, without a doubt he's the best in the world". 💚🇳🇬

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