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23/11/2025

Unwanted pregnancy always comes as a baby girl"
I have done my research well🤣😂

16/11/2025

Wahala be like okrika suit, you wear the Jacket another person wear the trousers 😂

22/10/2025

Dem used okada come deliver car wey my neighbour buy from Temu today. Baba still dey shout "wonderful" since afternoon

26/09/2025

When two poor men meet in a rich man's house, they become enemies

09/09/2025

,,1. Eliminate Distractions

You will never rise from poverty if you're constantly distracted.

Distraction is the silent thief that robs you of your destiny without even making noise.

While others are focused on learning skills, building brands, making offers and improving daily,

You're switching between TikTok, WhatsApp statuses, Netflix, gossip, and aimless scrolling.

Poverty feeds on your inattention.
The more distracted you are, the more you stay stuck in survival mode.

You need DEEP FOCUS to make life-changing progress.

That means:

- Turning off unnecessary notifications
- Staying offline when you're building
- Saying NO to hangouts that waste your time
- Scheduling your learning and hustle hours like it’s a job

It takes painful discipline.
But that’s the price poor people must pay to get out.

Because rich kids can afford to play, you can’t.

09/09/2025

Before you marry anyone, ensure you agree on these simple things. Save this for later and share with someone in a serious relationship.

1. AC or fan
2. Onion in food or no onion
3. Slippers indoors or barefoot
4. Lights on or off at night
5. Clothed in bed or not clothed in bed
6. Fresh meal daily or refrigerated food allowed
7. Blanket or not
8. Closed or open toilet seat
9. Loud or soft Music
10. Hard or soft Eba
11. Swallow at night or not
12. Spicy food or no spicy food
13. Toothpaste pressed from below or from anywhere
14. Who sleeps close to the wall or socket
15. Pet or not. If yes, which pet?
16. Your money is my money or not
17. High libido or low libido
18. Honey or sugar
19. Fitness lifestyle or not
20. Netflix Subtitle or no subtitle
21. Clean as we go or weekend deep clean
22. House help or no house help
23. Joint account or separate
accounts
24. Public affection or keep it private
25. Sleep cuddled or sleep apart
26. Drink water from cup or bottle
27. Eat at the dinning table or eat anywhere
28. Social media couple or private lifestyle?
29. Which protein more often?
Chicken, fish, beef, turkey, goat meat or others?
30. Fart openly or fart privately
31. Clean shaved or bushy underneath
32. Relatives living with you or not at all
33. Traditional gender roles or shared roles
34. Loud home or quiet home.
35. Agreed definition of what fun and vacation is.
36: Marry someone that's teachable.

These 36 little things are the everyday, practical realities of life together. If you can’t agree on them or at least find a way to compromise, marriage can easily turn into constant friction and unending argument.

03/09/2025

"Money is not everything"

Only People who have money are allowed to say the above.

29/08/2025

Make una try my speed
The last time I experienced speed was wen I fell from a mango tree😂😂😂😂

During one lecture, a professor suddenly picked up a glass of water and held it up. He stood there quietly, just holding...
28/08/2025

During one lecture, a professor suddenly picked up a glass of water and held it up. He stood there quietly, just holding it, as the students began to glance at each other, waiting for an explanation. Ten minutes passed, and he still didn’t lower his arm.

Finally, he asked:
“Tell me, how much do you think this glass weighs?”

The students started guessing:
“Maybe a couple of ounces!”
“Four ounces!”
“Five!”

The professor smiled.
“Honestly, I don’t know either. To find out, we’d have to weigh it. But that’s not the real question. What happens if I hold this glass for a few minutes?”

“Nothing,” the students replied.

“Right. Now, what if I hold it for an hour?”

“Your arm will start to hurt,” one answered.

“Correct. And what if I try to hold it all day?”

“Your arm would go numb, you’d be in serious pain, maybe even need medical help,” another said as the class laughed.

The professor nodded calmly.
“Exactly. But tell me—did the weight of the glass ever change?”

“No,” came the reply.

“So why the pain in the arm? Why the tension in the muscles?”

The room fell silent.

Then he asked:
“What should I do to get rid of the pain?”

“Put the glass down,” someone said.

“Exactly!” the professor exclaimed. “Life’s problems work the same way. If you carry them in your head for a few minutes, it’s no big deal. Think about them for too long, and they start to hurt. Dwell on them all day, and they paralyze you—you won’t be able to do anything else.”

He paused, then finished with this:
“That’s why it’s so important to put your problems down at the end of each day. Don’t go to bed carrying the weight of them. Rest, recharge, and you’ll wake up ready to face tomorrow with strength and clarity.”

28/08/2025

Instead for me to borrow 50k to invest?

I will rather send “2k to 25 girls to come visit me.

I know Out of 25, at least 20 will not come to visit me.

Then I will carry them to court and they will charge them 450k or 7yrs in prison.

450k from 20 girls is equal to 9 million naira.

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