King Promzy group of comedy

07/06/2024

😂🤣😂

06/06/2024

NOW THE WORLD IS BLAMING US ALL.
Now the World is blaming Us All for the Mistake you made.
Now we are All being forced to take Responsibility for the Man you Willingly and Smilingly said YES, I WILL to.
Now it is our Fault that he is beating you.
Now it is our Fault that you have said YES, I DO, to a Mad man of Gadarene!
An Animal in human Skin, who became a Church member to marry a Daughter of God.
May be out of LOVE
May be out of Pity
May be you were flattered.
May be you were deceived by his handsomeness and display of smartness and riches.
NO ONE IS ABOVE MISTAKE,
WE ARE ALL HUMANS.
But God would not have handed you over to a Man who would turn you to a Punching Bag?
Sis, I know you probably prayed,
But, Did you pray very well?
I know you probably waited,
But did you wait very well?
I know you were probably convinced before you said: YES, I WILL,
But were you convinced by the Spirit of the Lord?
Or you were convinced by his physical status
By his material possessions
By his handsomeness and practical fineness
By his academic or royal or famous family status
You were convinced, but by who?
Did you hear from God very well?
You had a moment of Courtship,
What were you doing during the Courtship?
Just strolling and talking and buying Ice Cream and eating Pizzas
Weren’t you watching every Steps and Actions and Attitudes of his?
When he was displaying that terrible anger when you were courting, you thought is was a Nollywood movies?
You thought it was not real,
Only bragging at you?
When he displays that attitude of strong stubbornness and arrogance and disrespect and showing you small small disgrace here and there during courtship,
You thought it was TellyNovela drama you were watching?
When the dynamites was releasing small smokes from the long wicks, you thought is was Christmas fireworks?
DIDN’T YOU SEE THE RED FLAGS?
DIDN’T YOU OBSERVE THE GLARING SIGNALS OF HIS EMBEDDED INSANITY?
You were in love?
The Love covered your eyes and blocked your ears?
NOW WE ARE ALL TO BLAME FOR THE SINS YOU COMMITTED IN OUR ABSENCE..
We Are All To Blame for the Choice You Made When we were not There when You Made it.
IT IS WELL!
Am sorry if this hurts you 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
# Remember Love is Natural ❣️ NOW THE WORLD IS BLAMING US ALL.
Now the World is blaming Us All for the Mistake you made.
Now we are All being forced to take Responsibility for the Man you Willingly and Smilingly said YES, I WILL to.
Now it is our Fault that he is beating you.
Now it is our Fault that you have said YES, I DO, to a Mad man of Gadarene!
An Animal in human Skin, who became a Church member to marry a Daughter of God.
May be out of LOVE
May be out of Pity
May be you were flattered.
May be you were deceived by his handsomeness and display of smartness and riches.
NO ONE IS ABOVE MISTAKE,
WE ARE ALL HUMANS.
But God would not have handed you over to a Man who would turn you to a Punching Bag?
Sis, I know you probably prayed,
But, Did you pray very well?
I know you probably waited,
But did you wait very well?
I know you were probably convinced before you said: YES, I WILL,
But were you convinced by the Spirit of the Lord?
Or you were convinced by his physical status
By his material possessions
By his handsomeness and practical fineness
By his academic or royal or famous family status
You were convinced, but by who?
Did you hear from God very well?
You had a moment of Courtship,
What were you doing during the Courtship?
Just strolling and talking and buying Ice Cream and eating Pizzas
Weren’t you watching every Steps and Actions and Attitudes of his?
When he was displaying that terrible anger when you were courting, you thought is was a Nollywood movies?
You thought it was not real,
Only bragging at you?
When he displays that attitude of strong stubbornness and arrogance and disrespect and showing you small small disgrace here and there during courtship,
You thought it was TellyNovela drama you were watching?
When the dynamites was releasing small smokes from the long wicks, you thought is was Christmas fireworks?
DIDN’T YOU SEE THE RED FLAGS?
DIDN’T YOU OBSERVE THE GLARING SIGNALS OF HIS EMBEDDED INSANITY?
You were in love?
The Love covered your eyes and blocked your ears?
NOW WE ARE ALL TO BLAME FOR THE SINS YOU COMMITTED IN OUR ABSENCE..
We Are All To Blame for the Choice You Made When we were not There when You Made it.
IT IS WELL!
Am sorry if this hurts you 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
# Remember Love is Natural ❣️

06/06/2024

Dear Brother.
You invited her for a dinner date, all expense on You.
She came with 4 of her friends.
You called her that you want to take her out for shopping,
She arrived with 5 of her roommates.
You told her you wanted to take her out to some new place that just opened in town,
She's now sending you text message that you shouldn't be angry oh, that she's coming with 12 of her friends, that they don't eat much.
12 of her friends?
Are you hosting a crusade.?
Dear Brother
Immediately you notice a lady doing this to you,
Don't wait for a Prophet to tell you that she DOESN'T Love You.
When a Woman loves a Man, she shows concern and shields him from over spending needlessly, (yes, he will definitely spend, the emphasis is on OVER SPENDING and NEEDLESSLY).
When a Woman doesn't Love you, she consistently sets you up for excess spending without concern to the aftermath effect on him..
If you doubt me, ask any Lady around you..
Class dismissed
# Remember Love is Natural ❣️

06/06/2024

AFRICAN ARE VERY FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0.When you see twin sisters, just know the short one is always the oldest🤣🤣
1. Going to your boyfriends house without informing him that heartbreak you are looking for, sister, you shall find it.😂😂
2. "Bring your CV let me see what I can do about it".
This statement has impregnated many ladies in Africa🤣😂
3. The number of abortion Pills in some of girls stomach can open a Pharmacy 😩💔😂
4. I have done so many mistakes in my life 😢But I have never left a wedding ceremony without eating,, Never😂
5. After accepting your friend request, you are still asking me can we be friends?
Noooo come and be my landlord 😂🚴
6. If you still look at the toilet paper after wiping urself, you have a problem of letting go of the past🚴😂
7. Camera quality will make u think that girl ain’t your level
But behind the quality is quality hunger😂😂
8. DO NOT dress like the body u want. Dress like the body u have. U can't dress like Beyonce if u are shaped like Rick Ross!🤣🤣
9. *If you see a group of four girls and you want to talk to one, first greet the ugly one.*
She is the Commander in Chief.😂
10. Sleeping close to bae for the first time is too hard, you have to breath in english not too fast, not too loud and not too slow just to avoid embarrassment😂
11. "When visiting a sick person"
Americans: Get well soon dear
British: Speedy recovering
Africans : chai!, Na this kin sickness kill blessing o😂
12. I hate it when I'm praying and my mind take me to some nasty stuffs, I'm like no no God. Please I'm starting again🤣🤣
13. Photosynthesis is anything that has weight and occupy space🤣😂thank God I still remember that one🚴😂.
14. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️.
Class dismissed 🤣🤣

06/06/2024

THE SAD PRINCESS
A Must Read Story.
A young girl went to her father and said to him,
"Father, please teach me a valuable life lesson. As a young girl, I want to understand myself better and navigate the challenges that life throws my way."
The father thought for a moment, then cleared his throat and said,
"Let me tell you a story about a sad princess. Listen attentively to the story. There was a young and beautiful princess called Maya. She was radiant, happy and her pleasure brightened everything around her. At the age of 21, Maya got married to a wealthy prince from a distant kingdom. However, soon after her marriage, she became very sad, because her husband often beat her and abused her violently. She felt alone, unloved, and misunderstood.
One day, Maya visited her father and narrated her predicaments, crying to him,
"I don't want to be married anymore. I want to come back home. Please, father!"
However, her father shook his head and said to her,
"You will not leave him, he is your husband. You can't come back home, my dear!"
Maya then tearfully went to her mother and lamented to her,
"Mother, I can't cope any longer with my marriage. Please, let me come back home!"
With disapproval, her mother said,
"You married him for better and for worse. He will definitely change, my child!"
Maya then painfully went to her friends and begged them for support,
"My husband beats me all the time. I want to leave him and come back home!"
Her friends consoled her, but said,
"Marriage isn't easy, but it will get better. Stay with your husband, Maya!"
Maya was deeply sad, distressed, and frustrated. It pained her that nobody approved her decision to leave her husband. She prayed everyday to find a solution.
A few months later, Maya finally left her marriage and returned home to her parents. That is the end of my story."
Upon listening to the story, the young girl asked curiously,
"What is the life lesson of the story, father?"
The father paused for a moment, then sighed and answered,
"Yes, Maya finally came back home. But she was inside a coffin, because her husband had killed her with a knife. In fact, it was her dead body that was brought back home!"
At that moment, the father placed his arm around his daughter's shoulder, and whispered to her softly,
"Listen, young girl... I want to teach you this valuable life lesson that will help you improve your life and make better decisions in the future: You must understand that coming back home from a failed marriage is better than coming home in a coffin. If you die in the marriage, you will be replaced immediately. Think about your family: Your husband can have another wife, but there's no way your parents can have another daughter like you. Don't listen to people who tell you to not abandon an abusive marriage, they are not the ones going through the abuse - they may think they understand, but they actually don't. Your life should be your main priority. Know when to draw the line! Know when to give up! Never gamble with your life for the sake of marriage!"
Please please 🙏🏽 understand this story before your judgment
# Remember Love is Natural ❣️

06/06/2024

Am going to ask you one question and my answer is simple.
Where are you from 🧠 ?🤣

Send a message to learn more

06/06/2024

𝗔 𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗚 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝗕𝗨𝗧 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗛 𝗜𝗧 🤗🤗🤗
Pray sincerely for good genuine friends and people to come your way... 🤗🤗🤗❤️❤️❤️
When God brings them your way, treat them right, with respect, contribute as much as you can in their lives and let your impact be duly felt....💯💯💯💯💯
If your friends succeed, chaaaaaaiiiiii!!!😄😄😄
And they have you at heart!!!!
You don't know what the Lord has done for you!!! 😄😄😄💯💯💯
There is no law that says you MUST succeed first, but if a genuine friend of yours succeeds, you have automatically succeeded!!!! 💯💯💯💯
Even if they forget you, you're still not a looser!!! Because you invested in nature, nature will find a way, if not ways, of rewarding you....
God is not asleep!!!💯💯💯💯💯
Yes I know you have met crazy bad people, I know you have invested in people who turned out to spite you or even forget you totally when they succeeded... 💯💯💯
I know you have advocated for people who appeared humble and loyal but immediately they succeeded, you became just a story from their past 💯💯💯💯
I have been there too..
These experiences, though painful still have great lessons they have taught us. 💯💯💯
Notwithstanding, these experiences shouldn't make us become hostile, harsh, too hard and overly principled towards the people around us or people who come our way!!! 🤷🤷🤷
There are still good people with genuine hearts out there, even among those currently around your space right now!!! 💯💯💯💯
Don't automatically shut your doors to immense blessings because of terrible experiences with the wrong people from your past!!!! 🤷🤷🤷🤷
Don't let the hurts and pains from your ill experiences from your past dominate your heart and lead your decisions!!!! 💯💯💯💯
I tell you, if one genuine friend of yours succeeds today, your story will change automatically!!!!💯💯💯💯
No need for jealousy, strife and ill-competition... Let the success of your friend(s) gladen your heart, even if yours has not manifested yet!
Be a genuine friend too.... 💯💯💯💯
Sincerely seek for the progress and success of not just yourself, but for your friends and family too... 😄😄😄😄
Don't be a parasite looking for genuine people while you yourself is crafty, dubious and ingenious!!!! 🤷🤷🤷🤷
As you search for opportunities for yourself, recommend your friends too, especially when they meet the required criteria...
Mention their names in the place of opportunities.
It is better that the opportunities rejected them than you refusing to mention their names and then coming to tell and explain to them why you didn't mention their names.... 🤷🤷🤷🤷
Better still keep the story to yourself because that's not just an act of hypocrisy, but a degree of witchcraft 🤷🤷🤷🤷
Finally, as you pray for yourself, sincerely pray for your friends to succeed too, especially those genuine ones, because if they do, you have succeeded automatically 😄😄😄😄
# Remember Love is Natural ❣️
Class dismissed

06/06/2024

Jokes 🤣🥴🤩🥳
🤸😂★★
1. Don't waste ur jokes on a girl who is in a Relationship, let her suffer with her boring Boyfriend🚶😜
2. The happiest moment in my life when I was in school is when the maths teacher diverts from teaching and start telling us life story😃
3. As a brother, nobody respects you more than the boy in love with ur sister
Even if he's older than u, the confused fellow will be hailing u senior man😂 🏃
4. Hard guy, beard guy but you tell the bike
man ''Small Small'' when he's riding with speed and you hold his waist😲🤔
5. Dear Ladies, A Man dat luvs U would stand by ur side no mata hw many guyz you've slept with, Dat Man is your Father🙄🏃
6. I never knew i could arrange my room not until i invited a girl to come to my house Up till now, I'm still wondering how i managed to place my cupboard inside my fridge🙆😲
7. This Morning As I Was Coming From Office, I Saw One IPhone X Inside The Taxi ...Pls Kindly Message Me If U Are The Owner COZ I NEED THE CHARGER🤷🤣
8. Welcome to my country where someone with Pot Belly is a Gym Instructor💪😜
9. Being an ancestor must be painful, Just imagine being an ancestor, then they come to ask you to bless them with cars but you never owned a wheelbarrow!🙆🏃
10. All of u dat use to tel me in primary school "if u think u are strong, oya cross this line" hmm. I hope u are now in d Malawi military force. Or have u decided 2 waste dat precious gift. U See ur life na😁🙄
11. Those of u dat after enjoyin my good jokes, u wil tell me " i tried small" hmm, if i slap u eeh, u will knw i tried big who talk say men no go laugh??😃
12. Bad luck is when a deaf and dumb lady mistake you to be somebody who has impregnated her, my brother no court in this world can set you free
😂
13. Do u know the only reason why I'm still in Nigeria? It's because Fufu is costly in America and I can't urinate anywhere??? 😒😏
Please appreciate by following thïs profílé 🙏👉King Promzy group of comedy

06/06/2024

🤣 laughter with me joor 🤣
1) With all the breakable plates in this house, mum choosed to serve me in a rubber pan
As if I'm not important 🤷🤷😭😂😂😂🙆🏻‍♀️
2) never give spaghetti to a villàge girl ooh, now precious is asking me why I'm giving her worms to eat 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🙆🙆😥
I was just trying to be romantic 😭😭🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️
3) so because you greeted white man for the first time , your tongue then twist and you now call potatoes that poraro🤙
Gramma gal 🙆🙆🙆😭😭🙄🙄
5)girls will not finish me
i call you video call and now you're putting off the lights 😏😏🙄🙄
What are you trying to do exactly 🤷🤷😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
®️ Please follow King Promzy group of comedy before you continue
6) but wait ooh that makeup you put like that, is it for me or it's for Nigerian citizens I will like to know, because you never apply makeup While you're in the house 😭😭😭😭😎😎🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7) if you cannot cook then you can't cook na which one be me I don't like cooking jollof rice
🙆🙆🙆😥🤔🤔😄😄😄
😎 the only time when you can command African parents, it's when you're sïck
The can even buy you a car
🤣🤣🤣🤣🙄🙄🙄🙆🏻‍♀️
9) me as a gossiper 😏😏
Do you know that boy that lives up there beside that big house near that small house in front of the market behind the church Promzy group of comedy
🤥🤥🤥🤥🙄🙄🙄
10) I wonder if actors and actresses fall in love after sucking uncountable lïps
Just wandering 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️
11) bringing your grandmother from the village is not the problem, the issue is when she decides to break your flat screen television, thinking that the thieves were entering your house
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️🙄🙄
12) I was thinking that i began falling in love boom 💥💥
Love fell out of me
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
13) so you have enjoyed and you are trying to run without reacting 🙄🙄🙄 just try it then I will beg you to follow me 🤣🤣👉 Promzy group of comedy

06/06/2024

Even them sef dey confused 😂🤣😂

06/06/2024

😂😂Relationships are hard guys 😭

06/06/2024

Why don't you went to laugh 😂
Five state in Nigeria, u should never dupe their lady😳, I mean never 😂😂
1. Ogun state 👉 u see this one, when you dupe their girl, their will not beg you or warn you, the first day you break up with her. From that day, the person life will be car without fuel, what I mean is that car without fuel is that if you do business your business will never move forward anything will not move forward
Fear those people 😂
2.cross river/ CALABAR state 👉 u see this one, when you dupe their lady, their will start dealing with you from your manhood, lol 😂, your manhood will not be working again 😂, just know when you dupe their lady 😳 that your manhood is useless
Talking from experience 🥺
3.enugu state 👉 u see one, if you have been hearing about village people, their are the village people 😏😂, if you have witness where village people don attack persin 😂 their are the village people their are talking about, their will make your life look, garri with sugar and sugar without garri😏😂, their will start from your career
Fear them oo
4. Ebonyi state 👉 u see one, hahaha😂😂 have you heard where woman don beat man before 😂😂, especially if the man no con get power 😂😂😂, the kind beat wey the man go collect, he go no say life no be two. We call this group of people in mathematics, two race to power four 😂😂
Fear them 😂😂
5.lagos state 👉 u see this one, if you break up with them, u can only be safe, when you don't allow them back to your life again, but if you allow them, u see that money wey u think say you get, e go finish like persin wey carry garri pour River 😂😂😂, they will make sure they finish your life 😂😂, in economics we call this group of people brain drain😂😂😂
Fear them ooo
Make I go eat I dey come, wait don't go without reacting on this post and drop any state you think I should write about them