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Promise me you won't misbehave again.Him: after taking 3 bottles of beer😁😁😁
20/08/2025

Promise me you won't misbehave again.
Him: after taking 3 bottles of beer😁😁😁

20/08/2025

$2 Million USD Or University Degree, Which Is More Valuable

14/08/2025

It's all love

The second-year University of Zambia 🇿🇲 medical students were attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They all gathered aroun...
07/08/2025

The second-year University of Zambia 🇿🇲 medical students were attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table. There was a real dead body on the table.

The Professor, prof. started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, "The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body." For example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body's NOSE & put the finger in his mouth & TASTED it.

Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually, everyone inserted their fingers in the body's NOSE & tasted it. When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning...

Then the professor looked at them & said: "The most important 2nd Quality is "Observation".

I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd finger... Now, learn to pay attention!!

"ALL the students fainted!!😂🏃‍♂️🐂🐂
Cc Kriss weeks

Why is this picture trending can someone explain to me
05/08/2025

Why is this picture trending can someone explain to me

18/07/2025

How much do you need at the moment Let me shock you?

don't lie Which one are you using?
01/07/2025

don't lie Which one are you using?

A pilot was told to transfer mad people from Nigeria 🇳🇬 to U.S.A. 🇺🇸He agreed and carried them into his plane🙂. Every pl...
27/06/2025

A pilot was told to transfer mad people from Nigeria 🇳🇬 to U.S.A. 🇺🇸He agreed and carried them into his plane🙂. Every place was noisy. Later one of the mad men approached the pilot and said to him “please teach me how to fly the aeroplane? The pilot replied, I will teach you how to fly it if you will tell your friends to stop making noise.😒

The mad man went in, after some minutes, everywhere was silent as if an angel entered the plane.😌 After some minutes the mad man came back and told the pilot that everywhere was cool now. The pilot became happy and asked what did you tell them that made them calm.The mad man replied, I opened the door for them to go and play outside.

The pilot fain*ted 😅😅😅😅

claim it.
24/06/2025

claim it.

21/06/2025

"Omor things Dey happen ooo. Na so one pastor announce in church last week"if you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left". All the men in the church moved to the left except one man. The pastor was happy that there was at least one strong man, and asked, " How come your wife can't control you? ".
The man quietly replied, it's my wife who told me not to move!"
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