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19/06/2026

11/04/2026

Breaking News !!!

ANOTHER DNA PROBLEM
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Breaking News!!!

A 61year old retired banker Chief Segun Balogun who lives in Lekki secretly did a DNA test for his 4 kids; the results came out negative for all of them - 3 boys and 1 girl.

The test was carried out at a famous hospital on Victoria Island.

He became so angry that he beat the children mercilessly, threw them out of the house, and told them he was not their father.

The wife, Kemi, came back from the market, and on reaching home, she didn't see any of the children.

She asked her husband the whereabouts of the kids, and the next thing she saw was a knife in her husband's hand; before she could run, it was too late.

She saw herself falling to the ground with blood oozing from her neck.

Neighbours who were attracted by the shouts and commotion held down the man and rushed the woman to the hospital while the police were invited.

While Segun was writing a statement inside the DPO's office, the DPO checked his phone and saw 20 missed calls from the same number.

Segun could not recognize the unsaved number when it was shown to him, but while they were contemplating whether to return the call, the phone ran again. He was prevailed upon to pick up the call - the hospital had been trying to reach him since he collected the DNA result.

It turned out that due to a mis-tag, he was handed the wrong result.

His was positive all through, meaning all his children belonged to him!

The man shouted, what?!!!

A mistake, or what did you say?!!

Tears ran from his eyes; his hands began to shake.

To compound matters, two of his friends dashed in from the hospital where the wife was rushed to announce she had given up the ghost 15 minutes earlier.

He thought of his dead wife and the children he threw into the street, and his body started shaking so violently that he fainted.

Alas, Guess what!?

When he opened his eyes, he was sweating profusely but lying on his bed in his room,
IT WAS ALL BUT A DREAM!!!

Sebi una like HORROR MOVIE abi. Make I go disturb another platform jare
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Use it to reduce the stress of NIGERIA and enjoy yourself..
No cash
No light
No water
No food
No network
No data
No call card
No fuel
No.....
No....


But the moral lesson is:
*Learn to be PATIENT👌*

06/04/2026

*TOPIC: HERALDS OF THE GOOD NEWS*
READ: LUKE 24:1-9

24 On the first day of the week, very early in the morning, the women took the spices they had prepared and went to the tomb.
2 They found the stone rolled away from the tomb,
3 but when they entered, they did not find the body of the Lord Jesus.
4 While they were wondering about this, suddenly two men in clothes that gleamed like lightning stood beside them.
5 In their fright the women bowed down with their faces to the ground, but the men said to them, “Why do you look for the living among the dead?
6 He is not here; he has risen! Remember how he told you, while he was still with you in Galilee:
7 ‘The Son of Man must be delivered over to the hands of sinners, be crucified and on the third day be raised again.’ ”
8 Then they remembered his words.
9 When they came back from the tomb, they told all these things to the Eleven and to all the others.

*THE MESSAGE:*

Early on the first day of the week, the women who followed Jesus came to the tomb with spices to anoint His body. They were surprised to find the stone rolled away and the tomb empty. Two angels appeared, saying, "Why do you seek the living among the dead?" “He is not here; He has risen!" and reminded them of Jesus' words about His resurrection. This pivotal moment transformed their sorrow into joy, as they realised that death has been defeated and hope restored. Then they became heralds of the good news of the resurrection.

The resurrection is the cornerstone of our faith. Jesus triumphed over sin and death, demonstrating God's power to redeem every situation. The angels'message serves as a powerful reminder that God's promises are fulfilled, even when circumstances seem bleak. As we reflect on this passage, we must consider the areas in our lives where hope seems lost. Let the joy of the empty tomb fill our hearts and propel us to live boldly in faith, sharing the hope found in Christ. The Bible tells us that those who trust in Christ will share in His resurrection. Go and share the good news. Christ is risen! He is risen indeed!

*PRAYER:* Lord, thank You for the gift of resurrection and the hope it brings. Help me to share this good news with others. Amen.

DAILY FOUNTAIN DEVOTIONAL FOR APRIL 06, 2026 - THE RT. REV'D DR. STEVEN AKOBEAdvent Cable Network Nigeria is the Televangelism arm of the Church of Nigeria ...

19/03/2026

Happy birthday to you sir... From us to you.