To Make Naija Move Forward

04/01/2025

At your age You still dey do I swear no be me talk am😂😂😂😂 na me talk am wetin wen occur?

31/12/2024

Today Tuesday is 31st Dec. 2024
Tomorrow Wednesday will be 1st Jan 2025
What will next Tomorrow Thursday be??? 2nd Feb. 2027?

29/12/2024

Vdm says money disappeared from is account... the very anticipated of season2 of snake 🐍 swallow money is here ooooo!! Let us sit sitdown and watch!
Good morning and happy last Sunday of the year...

29/12/2024

When I meet one age mate lady in a restaurant that I went too today,, she seated in front of me and she order for something to eat I order for mine I know notice something in her that she don't ate her food, all what I notice in her Is that, she was deep in thought. I now ask her for what she was thinking about,, and she now told me her experienced about guys and she now started crying...I know laugh at her and I told her my own experience about ladies too, do you know what she did??? She wipe her tears and look into my eyes and said to me. O boy u get mind if na me I go kill her...
I said lol cos of what??? Melo laye un????
You can share your experience too and let see who hurt most among girls or guys?????
Good morning....

22/07/2024

Happy Birthday to me

09/05/2024

MEN STOP DATING A LIABILITY!

1. A girl who doesn't have transport fare to visit someone that she claims she love. (liability)

2. A lady who can't get you birthday or valentine gift but expect you to bring down the world for her during hers.(liability)

3. Someone who can't comfortably call you on phone for 5 minutes.
Always flashing, complaining and requesting for data and airtime...(liability)

4. I wonder how some Men cope with ladies that think relationship is an occupation where she's supposed to be paid and taken care of??
(S*x is not a benefit to only men.). She might not even allow you have the s*x, yet you keep spending on her like government. (liability)

5. Stop dating a liability no matter how beautiful she is. Beauty is a bonus, focus on her content!
Date a lady who can add something meaningful to your life.
Things like: financial intelligence, emotional intelligence, spiritual intelligence.

6. Date someone who's capable of managing multiplying whatever she has and the ones you give to her, your soul will be at peace!
Not someone that will always be at the receiving end.

7. We're not saying she must be rich.
But let her have something doing no matter how little it is, because no matter how much money you make, she must be able to assist you during the rainy days...

Some of you boys just see nyash and be willing to sell everything you have just to make it work, you might give her 100K today she'll say "thanks" but when you call her tomorrow and tell her to visit you she will say "send TPT" (liability)

Two good heads are better than one👌👌. .

For Your Continuous Growth and Wellness
♥️

03/04/2024

Movie Review: ‘Ajakaju: Beast of Two Worlds’ disgraced Africa by using goats as antelopes

If not for being a movie reviewer, I wouldn’t have bothered going to the cinema to see ‘Ajakaju: Beast of Two Worlds’. This is due to the publicity stunt pulled by the producers to draw attention to the movie

To bring you up to speed, the producers awarded crossdresser Bobrisky as the best-dressed woman at the movie’s premiere. This generated backlash as many Nigerians condemned them for doing such in a country with laws against LGBT.

As the backlash grew stronger, talks about the movie grew bigger. That’s possibly the motive of the producers now publishing fake epistles as an apology to Nigerians while probably smiling to the bank.

Many must have asked – Why involve controversy to promote your movie? After seeing the movie, I realized why – It is not worth one’s time. The movie’s story sounds like something culled from children’s books, more like stories from Tales By Moonlight that aired in the 80s on NTA 2 Channel 5. It is simply for simple-minded people.

‘Ajakaju: Beast of Two Worlds’ is about King Towobola (Odunlade Adekola) who was surrounded by diabolic women, from his wives to his mother (Sola Sobowale). Faced with the threat of abdicating the throne for not having a male heir, he brought home a strange woman who spelt more trouble for him.

Who was the woman King Towobola brought home? Adaralewa, played by Eniola Ajao, the producer of the movie. Adaralewa was an antelope in the animal kingdom and a woman in man’s world seeking to avenge her murdered parents.

Firstly, I’d like to talk about the costume department. They disappointed me right from the first scene that showed King Towobola with a beard. The king looked like someone plastered with hair picked from the floor of a barbershop. I wondered why they made him have a beard in that scene when the other scenes had him without such.

Another thing I found awkward was one of the priests (Murphy Afolabi) with black powder on his face. If that was done to make him look old, I would say it was poorly done and there was no need for such.

I remember reading that Eniola Ajao spent all her money to produce this movie. That sounds like the same hype used by Femi Adebayo who claimed he sold all his property and used the money to produce his Netflix movie ‘Jagun Jagun’. Well, if Eniola Ajao spent much in creating the movie, how come she used goats instead of antelopes in a movie about antelopes? Are there no more antelopes in the Yankari Game Reserve in Nigeria and other places in Africa?

The money spent on hiring popular actors should have been spent on a trip to a game reserve to film antelopes. Or how do you explain the purpose of Lateef Dimeji and Yinka Quadri in the movie? I was even anticipating that Lateef Dimeji’s character would develop into some weird plot, only for him to disappear without fulfilling any sensible purpose.

Little-known actresses from theatre art schools should have played the roles of Mercy Aigbe, Bimbo Akintola, and Fathia Balogun. That way, Nollywood would be certain of a bright future instead of having a consortium that features in each other’s movies, thereby killing creativity.

I stated that ‘Ajakaju: Beast of Two Worlds’ is for simple-minded people because it is capable of dumbing down society. That’s because of the way it ended.

Ajakaju was a shapeshifting demonic antelope that killed several hunters in King Towobola’s kingdom. To destroy the demon, the oracles of the land ordered the king to go into the forest and do the job. However, the king struck a deal with Ajakaju after she promised to give him a male child if he spared her life. Ajakaju now became Queen Adaralewa. After several weak plot twists by the directors of the movie, it became clear to citizens of the kingdom that Adaralewa was Ajakaju who killed their hunters. Despite the horrific revelation, the king accepted her back, and they lived happily ever after, like in Disney cartoons. In what sane society does that happen?

I think Nollywood directors need to present their stories to psychologists so that they can examine them before they start shooting. This is because, in a sane society, Adaralewa would have been mobbed to death. On his part, the king would have been dethroned and disgraced for elevating a murderous demon whom he was ordered by the oracles to kill. Sadly, in Nollywood, anything goes. If Funke Akindele and Toyin Aimhaku could produce for cinema, I should be able to do the same. That’s the vibe I’m getting from Eniola Ajao, whose movie left no lesson.

Lastly, the sound department did a poor job because the soundtrack often overshadowed the voice of the characters, thereby totally stealing attention from their conversation. Also, the soundtrack’s attempt to create an emotional mood failed because the movie was not emotional.

19/03/2024

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18/03/2024

I thought I was too addicted to soft drinks until they start selling it N400.😒
I think Kunnu is Okay now🤣🤣🤣

18/03/2024

“ She paid for my first song “ Kizz Daniel reveals as he kisses his wife passionately

Ten years ago when I started music she believed in me , I’ll spend hours in the studio and she will bring me food . I remember her friends mocking her that I can’t sing well . She and my brother stood by me . I’ll make a post and only her and my brother will like it . She even had to pay for my first song which was just 10k naira . Today I’ll give her 100m without even thinking . Thank you Wifey “ Kizz Daniel

13/03/2024

arrange this 8 letter word:
T O A C M R I N

Clue:
1. Girls love it.
2. Boys use it.
3. Parents use it.
You are brilliant if you say the answer within today..... reply me as fast as you can! Good morning and happy new week!!!

19/02/2024

My girlfriend stole his father's money for me to travel abroad and now I'm back
But I can't marry a thief
🏃 🏃 🚶

18/02/2024

Who is free

10/02/2024

Now everything don dabarú, corruption is unstoppable, the hardship is unbearable.

09/02/2024

Who can relate to this?

Call Daddy when you have just 10seconds to spend, for Mummy,Wait till Weekend or Public Holidays !!!

Phone call 1:

Me: Hello Sir

Dad: Hello, How far? Bawo Ni?

Me: Mo wa okay. Bawo Ni day yin Sir?

Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko?

Me: Ise wa daada.

Mummy nko?

Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you.

Me: Okay Sir.

Dad: A tun ma soro... Later.

Phone Call 2:

Me: Hello Ma.
Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next 5mins)

Me:(cuts in) Mummy, shey e wa daada? Bawo Ni gbogbo ile?

Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church ani special women program, look, gbogbo yin ni mo gba'dura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu, oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin it shall be well with all of you.
Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together

Woo, Mo ri ore e kan, e Jo ma n wo pata shere Ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa Ni...

Me: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office, O re mi, mo Fe lo rest.

Mummy: Hhaa... Pele oko mi. Shey stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waani oro whala ibi ise yin yi ooo,
Shey o ti jeun? Kin lo ri je bayi? Shey o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Shey ese to fi gba okuta Ni 2012 yen o ro e mo...
Me: Ko si wahala, mo ti je Noddles.

Mummy: Hhhaa, Iwo omo yi, Indomine again? !!!!, Oo'ni oro gbo, Oo'se obe ni?
Duro. Voice e lo sile... Kilode? O n bami ja Ni?

Me: Rara ma. O ti remi Ni.

Mummy: Awwww. Oya lo we, ko de lo oogun E before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time . L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, Owo Olorun A di E mi

Me: Amin Ma

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, Inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e

Me: Amin

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o Ni shi Ise se, waa ma'ri aanu gba. O Ni daran...

Won o Ni Koba e. O Ni shishe... Ishe e ko Ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e...
Me: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amin, thinking she would know I was getting bored already)

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, o Ni shubu... Ona to shi, Olorun a je ko shi dale...

Me: Amin (Talking through my nose)
Heard Dad's voice in the background

Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.

Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o Ni fi e sile.

Me: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call).

Returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from mummy.

You can call Dad if all you have to be brief, Mum? Wait till public holiday

May God bless parents in their diversities. For those whose parents are gone, may God rest their souls.

08/02/2024

I found him guys !!

For the happiness he gave us tonight, Let's help STANLEY NWABALI achieve his dreams..

UBA
2207540590
JUST PUT SOMETHING THERE IT ANY NAME YOU SEE IT'S HIS 2ND NAME
RAISE AM !

06/02/2024

Joy overflow Birthday to you King👑 Fikayo you are the joy to the world and shall live long in Wisdom Knowledge and Understanding