17/09/2023
Just Be Smiling With Me Jhoorr 😒💥🥰😂😂😂😂
1).GIRL: Báby pls send me 5k🙈🥰🥺🥺
BOY: OK Dearie, I've sént you 10k, As The Lóve Of My life
GIRL: Awnnnn🙈🥰, Thanks Dárling, but don't Fórget to send the 5k too 🙊😳😳😂😂😂
2) No bódy keeps in tóuch than a Girl you
promise to send her money,
she can even appéar in your dréam to rémind you of the Promise😳😳😭😭😂😂
3).My littlé nephew just arrived Nigeria from
England.
He was playing his Video game
about 9pm when Nepa took the light.
The boy just shoúted "Mum help, I'm blínd, I'm
blínd,pleeesseeeee"😭😭😭.
In my mind, I said, "See you!!, you néver see
ánything yet, by the time We On Generator, you'll be
déaf....💥😳😂😂😂😂😭
4).On the Day Of the Wedding, Nobódy will be allowed to take móre than two plates, Once you Have taken your food, They'll Márk your Face with Sóldering Irón😭😭😂😂😂
5)Immediately I started sáving small
money.
BOOM!!!!!.
They callëd Me that My grándmother has swállõwed cútlass...😳😳😭😭😂💔
6) LECTURER: Joshua!!!!!!!!!!, Come here!!, Are you Måd?? 😡😡, Who Sacrificèd Isaac??
ME: Ahnn ahnn, Simple Question...., Abraham naaa 😒😒😒
LECTURER : Then, why Did You Write Nnayi Kanayo O Kanayo?? 😳😳😳😂😂😂😂😂
7) Dáting A Vîllage Girl is so Nice🥰🥰,
Not Until You give her Mõney To Déposit in the Bánk, and she tells you
"Hóney don't wórry, I'll sáve it in my Brá"😳😭😂😂
8) ME AS A JUDGE!!!.......😋😋😋
NKECHI: My Lord, Emeka has the Gut to Råpe me, as I was Coming Back from Lèctures 😭😭😭😭
ME : Jess'suss!!😡😡😳😳, Emeka how Dare you???😒😒
But Emeka, oya Show me the way you råpe her in Our Presence, so I can see it Clearly 💥😋😋😳😂😂😂😭
9) I remember That time when I use My Mom's Brå to Sew Duster
She Bëat the Upcoming Tailor Out of me 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
10) I have Finally Confessed My Feelings to NKECHI, she Replied the Löve Chats, With "LOL!!"
Nkechi, I swr ☝️, there shall be LOL in your Life! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
11) "Life is like a Föwl Shìt....the more You Match it