Jokes, love & gossip

23/07/2024

I became unreachable to those who had all access and abused it

15/07/2024

10 RULES OF S*X DURING DATING.

1. Don't sleep with a woman on the first day of seeing her naked body. Create an emergency and stop.

2. Don't sleep in a woman's house, whether it is your first night with her or the second or the last. Sleeping in her house is losing your power and control.

3. Use a condom on the first s*x attempt. Use a condom every day you have s*x until the day you decide to marry her. This is a MUST. Don't compromise on this.

4. The first s*x should be during the daytime. This allows you to understand her s*xual health and nature.

5. Talk vulgar deliberately. If she responds with vulgarity. End the relationship.

6. No s*x messages on WhatsApp or text. No nudes. Your inbox should always be as clean as a whistle.

7. Have a HIV test together as early as possible in the relationship. Remember, this is not a ticket for raw s*x. Some tests can turn out negative because of HIV treatment. This is called a false negative.

8. Find out if she is on any medication. Don't be a fool. Ask. Research.

9. If there is malodorous discharge on the condom, reprimand her. If there are traces of blood on the condom sheath, reprimand her. Don't be in a relationship with a woman who does not take care of her vaginal health.

10. Know her menstrual cycle. This will save you from being a slave of the state.

Bonus:

Take care of your p***s. This is your manhood. Don't sleep with anything in a skirt.

12/07/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Caroline Usman, Edadi Paul Ikpe

18/06/2024

Nigeria politicians during campaign

03/06/2024

Leadership by example if they can do it, we can😂😂😂😂

02/06/2024

After education you’ve defeated illiteracy not poverty. The street awaits you….

11/04/2024

Even Titanic na for swimming pool they act am oo.
What is Nollywood doing in river naija?
The other side of life Indeed 😭😭😭😭

24/03/2024

What is really happening to our Nollywood Actors why so much dead

09/01/2024

The person who told Africans that a husband must be older than the wife is the same person who told Ghanaians that malt and milk gives blood and sim 1 should be MTN
😂😂😂

01/01/2024

27/12/2023

Ondo Gov, Rotimi Akeredolu, Dies After Long Health Battle

Ondo State Governor, Rotimi Akeredolu, is dead. The Ondo governor died at the age of 67.

According to reports, Akeredolu passed away on Wednesday at around 2 a.m. while undergoing treatment in a German hospital.

He passed away after battling prostate cancer and leukemia, two conditions that had kept him unable to move for several months.

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11/12/2023

VERY VIG CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR VERY OWN VICTOR OSIMHEN OFFICIAL: Victor Osimhen IS the CAF Player of the Year in 2023.

He becomes the first Nigerian to win the award in since Kanu Nwankwo won it in 1999 (24 years ago).

AND

ASISAT OSHOALA
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6. Asisat Oshoala is the CAF Women's Player of the Year for a record sixth time.

Agba Baller ⚽ 🐐 NIGERIA TO THE WORLD 🇳🇬🇳🇬