Nony don auto cares

03/04/2025

😂😅 FANTASTIC JOKES 😂😂

1. The sméll of some w0men weavon inside public transport is enough motivation to buy my own car!!!
Omo,I almost d!ed today..😭😒🚶

2. Sometimes I shâke my head just 2 make sure my braīn is still inside. Because anything can happen in this country without anybody noticing. 😂😂😂

3. WHAT IS STUP!DiTY?
Stup!dity is when you have heâdåçhe and instead of buying Parāçetamōl, you use the môney to buy airtime and log into Facebøok to post "Fēeling heâdåçhe" with 57 others, just to get cômments líke "Get well soon, Sørry dear "

Nnaa,Your føølishness is beyond repair ,infact ya mäd😒🤣🤣

4. Aliko Dangote is 136th richest man in the world.
Thinking about my position alone sef is making me to laugh
😆😆😆

5. That moment when your trying to make a silént fàrt while chilling with family 😘 and the dev!l connects the speakers 🔊😂😂

6. I was shøcked when i called my friend, Mtn was líke,,dear customer the person u are trying to call is owīng us 500 airtime so if he answers pliz help us to convince him to pay back the lôan....i immediately faīntêd 🙆🤣 😂

7. Watching TV with a village girl is cool until she throws stône at the snâkê 🐍 on the TV.🙉🤓😇🙄😌😛😜

8. U got her prëgnānt and u said is by accīdênt
Sharrapp dia!!!
Why didn't ur spérm attend a driving school?🤔🙄😏

9. Júmpíng from one man to another is another way of telling God that he should have created u a Frog🐸...... sister abeg rest 🤔🤣

10. I hātē it when going to put offeríng in church and one girl keeps dancing
forwards and backwärds like MTN Network😉😂
Mtcheww😂😂😂

11. Fât girls are shy to hãng their pânts outside😜
Why????
Because they know it looks like a parâçhúte 😱😂😂

12. The only reason why I don’t fēel líke getting marrīed now is that everyone will now know that I’ve started having S3X including my MOM and its making me to fēel Shy...me da am a very shy person😭😭😂😂

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01/04/2025

01/04/2025

😂😂😂 APRIL JOKES WITH DBEST 😂😂😂

1. A problem shared is still ur problem oo
U just cast yourself🥹

2. You fit dey battle with your life and person go dey vex say you no wish am Happy Birthday🤨

3. na person wey follow me fetch water go follow me baff🙄🙄

4. Person dey monitor him 90 minutes investment, una dey call am gamblėr☹️

5. Na trust issués make dem dey
write examination after class teaching...

6. Na trust issues make dem dey
pay salary month end...😑

7. She already has 10 guys telling her she is
pretty. be different, beg her for money🥹🤝

8. “He can disturb for Africa” don tėar you sląp, you no tell us oo 😂😂

9. Person wey get extra year no know wetin God do for am, omo life after school too hard🥹

10. In every neighborhood, there's that woman that is always pregnant😑

11. U Fit Bill Me 5k, Make I Use 30K Carry Police Come Arrest U 😏🤝

12. Tailor Never Even Finish Una Matching Outfit Una Don Breakup 😂😂😂😭💔

13. If a guy likes a girl, he tells her. If a girl likes a guy, she waits for the Holy Spirit to tell him🙄🙄

14. I knew I was going to lose the case when my lawyer started crying in an argument in a court.😭💔

15. Igbo man build hospital, he still build mortuary beside am.
If you no live you go die either ways the bag is secured🥹

16.You don big pass mirror selfie abi you don swap ur 14pro max to iPhone X?😒

17. Valentine is for slim ladies. The rest should wait for New Yam Festival😎✊

18. "I don't normally do this" don go fourth round ooo

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07/10/2024

One week eba keh ?😂😂

07/10/2024

Celebrating my 1st year on Facebook. Thank you for your continuing support. I could never have made it without you. 🙏🤗🎉

04/10/2024

Just reminding some people...

29/09/2024

I use Werner for them.

😭😂😂🤣🤣🤣

26/09/2024

Better respect yourself, no joy 😕

I still dey clean the dust wey dey my eye. Just $2

26/09/2024

Hamster don harm me 🥲💔

21/09/2024

omg kids are so cute 0 can't wait till I have mine" but you dey swallow post!nor 2 and contracept!ves like who dey swallow medicine for headache.

you sit down dey follow God do competition, God go send pikin you go send am back. smh.