GUESS It

16/12/2024

December is here for chicken lovers

Bro check my weight? My friend, please o better stop eating because if oga sees this your weight scale you gone be that. No say I no tell you

16/12/2024

Bro check my weight? My friend, please o better stop eating because if oga sees this your weight scale you gone be that. No say I no tell you

06/09/2024

03/09/2024

Last night a rat fell into my pot of chicken soup. I removed it lick it before I threw it away. I hate nonsense 😂😅😁

02/09/2024

It is now I understand what my business studies teacher tell us, debit side is always higher than credit side 🗣️👼👼👼

21/08/2024

Just because I don't like cooking doesn't mean I can't cook. Have you tasted my hot cooked water before? Your taste bud will surely like it 😋😋😋😛😝😜🤪

05/08/2024

Apart from kuli kuli, Tom Tom what other things Nigerians usually pronounce like that

14/06/2024

Everything don reduce o!!! even electricity no dey shock unlike before. Naija wetin happened?
Go try am you comfam am say Na true☠️☠️☠️

08/06/2024

9ja and their creativity

"Hey guys, I just got back from the market and I saw something that made me laugh. A sign that said 'Barber's Shop' with a subtitle 'We chop your hair, not your money'. I thought to myself, 'Which one do they want to chop first? The hair or the money?'

And then I saw another sign that said 'Tailor's Shop' with a subtitle 'We sew your clothes, not your troubles'. I was like, 'Which one do they want to sew first? The clothes or the troubles?'

I guess that's why they say 'Naija no dey carry last' (Nigeria is never last). We always find a way to make people laugh even in the midst of trouble.

Anyway, I need to go now, my generator is knocking, and I don't want it to 'chop' my light."

Add your own .......

08/06/2024

Complaining here and there doesn't solve problems but facing reality and hoping for better from Almighty Allah ease the situations

Can you guess it?

06/06/2024

I give you fish, you say you don't want. I should teach you how to fish. What if you fall into the river. Biko don't blame me o!