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KUJE, Lagos (2025)

25/10/2025

Laugh with KUJE 😂😂

1. I told favour to make fruit salad for me she said gas has finished favour abeg drop my key for window dey go🤧😆

2. If you hear rumors about me , to explain myself go cost you 5k😏🤑😂

3. What is Nigeria turning to? I bought corn last night and the seller is asking me to cut for him.... 🙄

4.. somebody open : Opera mini: Ten rappers who drink water No.5 will sh*ck you😂😵

5.. To see girl wey no the hungry This days you go need serious connection 🤣🤣

6... All this girls get boyfriends oo, if you like the transfer anyhow 😁😁

7. Now Look at your boyfriend, do you really want your children to be like him 🤣🤓🤣

8. My wife is not even ashamed, our first sn is is 7 month and she is pregnant, neighbors is talking about her 😄🤣 fans

9. If you know what people say before picking your call, you will stop calling again,

My girl: this coronavirus is calling me again, 🤣
This wereey called me COVID 19 yesterday upon everything I do for her

10. But if God is our father in heaven who is actually our mother in heaven
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24/10/2025

8 QUÍCK WAYS TO BR£AK UP WITH YOUR LÔVER😂😂
1. 16 mīssēd calls? You kîlléd my battery so you're capable of kîllïng me.
It's 0ver!😂

2. You don't even rėspect me, i'm talking and you are busy breāthiíng? 😂
It's 0ver🤣

3. I told you I love my food hot but you refûsed to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me.😂
It's 0ver🤣

4. I called you and you piçked up immediately. You laçk patīençe😂
It's 0ver!🤣

5. I gave you twø eggs to bøil one and fry the remaining. You fried the one you were supposed to bøil and bøiled the one you were supposed to fry. You are not obedieñt.😂
It's 0ver!🤣

6. I called you D@RLING and you called me H0NEY. Indirectly, you're calling my møther a BEE no respect for in l@ws.😂
It's 0ver!🤣 fans

7. You are swęeping my house with a broom when you know am a PDP member.😂
It's 0ver!🤣

8. You just stepped on my shadøw, do you want to kîll me ? 😭
It's 0ver😃
I come in peace🤣🤣

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KUJE 👈

23/10/2025

Nigerian Made English 🤣😂😂😂

1. You are insulting me in front of my back🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

2. Hey Bros shift back😂😂😂

3. I know you have come since I hear your perfume 😂😂😂

4 . NEPA has bring light😂😂😂

5. I will tell my daddy for you😂😂😂

6. Please help me slow the fan🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

7. Mommy have come😂😂😂

8. The film is sweet😂😂😂

9. Have you paid your school fees money😂😂😂

10. See as you baff up😂😂😂

11. Put the bread inside Lyon🤣🤣🤣😂😂

12 you strong kakaraka😂😂😂

13. Oya come and be going😂😂😂😂

14. I kukuma don't have your time😄😄😄😂😂

15. Shebi you have Bb charger😏😏😏😄😄

16. See how his eyes is entering my food😂😂😂

17. Did you see the sound of my ringing tone🤣🤣🤣

18. Abeg dress back😂😂😂

19. If I hear pim , you go hear weeen 😂😂😂😂

20. I swear to God that I will comment and like this post😏😏.

You see you swear ooh🤔🤔

22/10/2025

😂😂 Morning Laugh with KUJE 🤣🤣

1. My girl plug her phone 📱📱 at her first time coming to my house, she forget to air plane her phone as a pilot she wants to be😭😭🤣😅🤣🤣🤣🤣few minutes later her phone was ringing and I decided to know who the hell is calling my own babe 👁️👁️👁️👁️😳
Looking at the screen to know who is calling, the number was saved as a " Goat boy"🐐🐐🐐🐐
I was laughing that some one name is been saved as a Goat because of me 😅😅😅😅I decided to pick the call and know how the voice sounds wether it could be umeeeeeeeh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but the number respond, how far my love were are you 😳😳😳 I was like your babe Is not here ooh, the guy reply with harsh word, 😐😐😐😐who are you, why will you collect my babe phone, you goat 🐐🐐🐐

I was laughing because the number the save as goat 🐐 is now calling me goat 🐐😂😂

Immediately the guy cut the call, I don't know what come over me I decided to use my phone to call my girl friend to know how she saving my own number,😭😭😭😭👁️👁️👁️

I am heart broken 💔💔💔💔 right now , Guess what she use and save my number and win 2g sub 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

21/10/2025

I SWÊÂR YOU MUST LAUGH WITH KUJE 🤣🤣🤣

1. You súçked your mom's brêāst for 2 years and you haven't done anything tangíble for her. But You súçk your girlfrieñd's brêāst for 3 months and you bought her iPhone 11 PRO Bro, close your eyes let's pray, señsë is far from you.😂😂😂😂

2. After taking Tramādøl 600mg and Actíon bíttêrs. Then phone rings...
: Baby, I can't make it today
: You will never make it in life ode!😂😂😂

3. If you want to toãst a babe abeg go straight to the point, which one is "How is mummy and daddy"? Dem Don Chop? Your Siblings Nko?
E concern you??🤦‍♂💔🚶🏻‍♂🚶🏻‍♂🚶🏻‍♂

4. IMAGINE YOU BRÊÂK A LADY'S HÉART. BOOM... YOUR FATHER MÊNDS IT AND SHE BECOMES YOUR STEP MUM💔🤦‍♂🙆‍♂😭😭

5. I do joke a lot, but now am serious. Is there anybody with a bag of garri, i want to exchange with my TV. Abeg o.🥺🥺🥺

6. Baby if am dāting you , I’m dāting only you. The other girls you see or hear about
are the ones dāting me" Akuko Uwa!!…..😂😂

7. Some Relatíonship Are Like Corønavírus, Everyday There Must Be A New Cases😂😂😂
8. Been a Guy is not easy ooohhhh, you will wake up in the morning and wait for the thing🙈 to calm down before going out🙈😄😄😄
9. I heard that most of you girls that claim that you are TAKEN are actually TAKEN for GRANTÊD
Some Men are WÏÇKÉD✍✍🙄🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️

10. WHAT DEPARTMENT ARE YOU IN 😂👌💛👌
- Postology
- Commentology
- Likeology
- Readerology
- Wakaology
- Stickerology
- Lamentology
?🤔
11. When I am mâd at bae, I even dëlête her from my Bluetooth paired devices.
💔💔🚶‍♂️
12. The reason why women will never be the ones who propöse is that as soon as they get on their knees, man starts únzippíng😂😂
13. No matter how relaxed you fēel in your relātionship, never visit your partner unexpeçtedly, I was introduced as a tailor today😭😭

14 Imagine, reading all this and you can't even comment or fø||øw my page

I swêãr..If you haven't fólløwed me, then you're mïssīng a lot 👉 KUJE

20/10/2025

LAUGH WITH KUJE😂😂😂

1. I regrēt teaching my mom how to play candy crúshoooo
yesterday she didn't cōok! 😞🤧😂😂😂😂😂

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2. Marryíng a pastor is not the prøblem.. the thing is that "Can You Fast??? Ask Yourself 🤷‍♂🤷‍♂
just passing 🚶😂😂😂😂

3. ,I know this question might sound stúpíd..
But will you fīght for your s**t 💩 if you see a stränger packing it?
😲🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
talk oo 😅😂😂😂

4. Nobody keeps in touch with you more than a girl you promised to send môney
"Hello, I'm just tryíng to check if your battery is full"
🙆🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

5. Some people don't have the spirït of forgiveness at all, how can you sweep your room and be using your Ex picture as parker?
🙆🙆😂😂😂😂😂😂:

6. you borrøw iphone to collect a girl number, the babe do mïstãke
go loçk phone! Oya unloçk phone bro.😇😇😂😂😂😂😂

7. Just 7 míssed calls 9ja gals wil send u a text message saying: ''Enjoy ur new gal friend''🤡🤡🤡😂😂😂

8. I heard that shôrt people can do back flíp and front flíp under bed

That one wēāk me🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂

9. I started to fêãr ladies the day
my girlfriênd introduced my bl00d brother to me as her cousin😒😒😒😒😂😂😂😂😂😂

10 Thank you guys for your dedication towards the growth of this pâge I say thank you,may the god God keep blessing you guys for me , I couldn't have made it this far if not for you guys ,much love ♥️

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19/10/2025

🤭 LAUGH WITH KUJE 😂

1. Ladïes, better hear me now, make you no go be like Favour wey intentionally use her hand cause our brëak up.... 🤭😒😂😂
“If you are sweeping your boyfriend’s room and you come across a paper that says ‘OVER 2•5 or 1X’... Keep it well oo cause’ it might be your bride price. 😇😂😂😂🏃‍♀️
2. She returned my ring💍after 3 years of engagement. 🥲😩
I mean why can’t wömen have patience?? Favour why na?? 😩😥🤭😂😂
3. I met my Geography teacher today 🥲 and he asked me “what I do for a living”; I told him “I sell metamorphic rocks 🙄😒🤭😂😂
4. My uncle Joshua from villagë finally joined WhatsApp yesterday 😒... His first message to me was “Faith can you hear me??” 😳🙄🤭😂😂😂
5. Please patronize me oo‚ I’m selling “relationship fertilizer. You meet today‚ next week is your wedding 🤭😂😂😂

If you no believe me ask Omolola my girlfriend, we don reunite and we would be doing wedding next week 😇🤭😂😂
6. 2 mins passport‚ 2 mins passport oo... But they will use 1O mins to adjust your head... Chai wahala dey for Nigerïa oo 🙆🙉😂😂😂
7. “I miss you”
“I miss you too”
That’s the national anthem for long distance relationships. 🤭🙉😂
“I wish you are here” is the chorus 😂😂🤭🏃🏼‍♀️
8. It’s very annöying when you sleep and you entered Canada in your dream, only to wakë üp and start hearing... “Ekaró ológí dé oo” 😩🥲😂😂
9. I’m a Nursery school teacher !!
Parents please stop adding too much pepper in your children’s food, I have ulcer 🙄😒🥲😂😂
10. Dearie, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend, Love you All 💖

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥

Cutie, Can I get a Friend request from you, please I’m begging, just a Friend réquest🙏😢😭
Please🙏Open My Profile and Add😥🙏
☞ ☞☞ KUJE

18/10/2025

Big shout out to my new rising fans! Joy Nduano, Milly Howe, Horla Oluwa, Anas Musa Yakasai, Christianah Omotoso, Bestman Korden, Agbokpa Regina, Spencer Oluwabukunmi, Tammy Love, Sinyangwe Clovis

18/10/2025

Laugh with KUJE 😂😂

1. U flāshed me, I callēd back and asked *Who are you*..
🤔U said I should gūess who you are... With my own cārd??? 🙄
Is like you are mād in complexion 😂

2. People that drank pap with salt are the people that say, e no far let's trek till you faint 💔🤣

3. From grass to grace no be for Nigeria again, wetin we dey now nah from grass to forest 🤣so be careful 😅😄🤓

4. Nothing sweet pass when you are fēeling sleêpy in the church💒.. And the pastor said "bow down your head let's pray"..
Your own na to dey slēep until church dismissed🤓who can relate

5. I thought p0verty is a joke until I saw one man pricing NEPA bill,.
He was like: Oga, how much is l0w current?? 🙆‍♂️😂

6. Dear drivers,✍
When you get to bump, please slow down..
Some ladies are tired of returning their breãst in their bra

7. 🤔So one day,
My wife will be prëgnānt 🤰,
And people will know that I had s£×😒..
Oooh noo.. 🤦‍♂️

8.. The way ladies love money nowadays eehn🙈😂
Sometimes, I asked my self.. " Was it really JUDAS that s0ld Jesus or JUDITH?? 🙆‍♂️

9.. The pain of having grandmother that doesn't do w!tchcraft.. 😒
People will take you for granted knowing fully well that you don't have back_up🤦‍♂️

10.you fit the try to give love chance con fail into one chance, so be careful 😅🤣

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17/10/2025

Laugh with KUJE 😂😂🤣

0. Finally I'm ready for this y@h00 of a thing, the hunger wey just w!rê me now, I no f!t £ndure am🤣

1. She said hi sug@r, I reply hi milk she block me I taught we want to make tea🤓😄

2. I told you that she is my sister and you are asking me are you related by blood, no we are related by z0b0🤣😄

3. I cr@cked two £ggs there was no yoke inside, so chicken 🐓 are now using c0nd0ms 😅😅

4. Chaii just because I borrow pen from cashier in the bank and forget to return it, I got home and received debit of #160, acc£ss b@nk my God will fight for me🤓🤣

5 Another name for f00l, is our wife 🏃🏽‍♀️ 🏃‍♂️

6.. Lawyer defend Y@h00 boy for c0urt, y@h00 boy use f@ke transfer pay lawyer😂

7. Believe or not no body fin!shed university as a v!rgin 😳🤓

8.You are married to my sister and you still have side ch!ck and you want me to keep qu!et not to tell her, never bro you are dre@ming that n0ns£nse of a thing will stop now 🤪🤩

9.. Quick rec0very keh for hospital wey their nurse nyash big like Lexus 350🤪🤩

10.english is a very difficûlt language, some body saw twins and ended up saying you look Face to face instead of saying you look together 🤓🤪😄

11. Just because I'm giving my neighbour goat a r!de, they are now calling me a th!£f,
Can't human help an!m@ls???

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16/10/2025

😂 Laugh with KUJE 🤣

1) Anytime Your Mom is Very Very Àngry At You, Make Sure you hìde your phone immediately, ...

Favour don't Arguē With me 😒😒, just do what I Said, for the Safety of your Phóne oooo 💥☝️😂

2) I Met a Lady at the KFC Chìcken Today, So she Wanted to Buy Chicken, but she Doesn't Know the name....

So she said: "Hi, please Can You show me Where they're selling The Sh@meIess AnimaI that Júmps from one Man to the other líke favour!" 😳

Nawooo, so favour is already Fàmous Worldwide 🙄😒😂

3) When favor was 10 Years Old : Mom 🥺😔; In the next 18 Years, I can see myself Wearing that White CIoth meant for Neurosurgeóns🥺🥰; I'm Going to make you Próud 😢🥰

At Age 17: Mom, They didn't offēr me Neurúsūrgery , but I'll manage MicrobiôIogy 🤲😔

At age 21: Mom, I have changed my Cōurse in the University ooo, I have swìtçhed to GeoIogy 😳😳

At age 28: Papa Emeka, Please how Much are you Paying Last for 4 Rōunds, I'm not a SmaIl Ashēwo for this street! 💥😳😂

4) Who else Noticed that Anytime You're Very very Āngry, the door's HandIe will always drâg your Clòthes Back 😂

5) favour's MOM: When Favour Finally become a Doçtor, The Whole GIobe will Know that God himself Destined My Lõvely And Chārming Daughter Favour,to be a Doçtor!!!! 😒😒

When Favour FINALLY BECAME A DOÇTOR: Oga, I have given you Pèn!s EnIårgement Drūg, so that before you leäve this Hospital, you'll Give me 6 Rounds Nònstop!! 💥😧😳😂

6) I thought I have Seen Frùstration and Súfferings in this Life😔😔, Not until I heard one of My Neighbor praying this Morning :

"My Destiny Helper, Just say the Truth, As I'm Suffēring Líke this, E good for your eye?" 💥😳😭😂

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15/10/2025

Laugh with KUJE 😂😂🤣

0. You Will never know the value of what you have until you l0s£ it 😎😅

1.. Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is called BABY and the child is called DADDY...🥱🤣

2.. Welcome to Nigeria where we give
£lectricity to other c0untries but we don't have st@ble light in our country.😥😅🙏🏻

3..Welcome to Nigeria where Car keys and
IPhone don't £nter p0cket.😎😅

4.. Welcome to Nigeria where it's £asy for your relatives to contribute money for your bur! but diff!cult to raise money to help
you start-up a business.🤣

5.. Welcome to Nigeria where you will open
fridge and see ice cream container with £gusi soup inside🙆🏾‍♂️😂

6. Welcome to Nigeria where we buy d0g and name it t!ger.😁😹

7.. Welcome to Nigeria.... A country where a married man will still complain that his girlfriend is ch£ on him.😎😂🙆🏾‍♂️

8 .. Welcome to Nigeria where Y@h00 boys have brighter future than graduates.😎😂😞

9. Welcome to Nigeria where B@rbers display pictures of ha!rstyle they can't even barb!🙆🏾‍♂️😂😎

10.. Welcome to Nigeria where some ladies insult y@h00 boys online and sl£ep with them offline.🤪😁

11.. Welcome to NIGERIA where all DETERGENTS
are called OMO.😅😎

12. Welcome to Nigeria where all noodles are called indomie.🤣

13. Welcome to Nigeria where one m£dicine
cur£s all sicknesses.🤝😅

14. Welcome to Nigeria where a rich hausa man is called 'Alhaji' while a p00r hausa man is called 'Aboki'.🤭😅

15. Welcome to Nigeria where a fat rich man's child is called biggy while a fat p00r man's child is called '0robo'.😅💔😂🙆‍♂️
16.. Welcome to Nigeria where someone will be ãñgry if you call them animal, but very happy when you call them lîon.🤣

17.. Welcome to Nigeria where they will read your post and laugh but will never like and comment not even to share to people to laugh😁 better Change it new month.🤝🤣😎
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