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KUJE, Lagos (2026)

04/03/2026

US/IDF Airstrike on Iran
God Bless 🙏🙏

03/03/2026

My village people 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
There was a girl I really loved but i never had the güts to tell her how much i loves her. Last night, at around 11pm, i summoned some courage and sent her an sms message saying, "I love you so much, I wanna date you. Please reply and tell me how you feel my hair, then jumped back to my bed and gently picked up my phone to read the message.
So i started reading:"Dear customer you have insufficient balance to complete your request. kindly recharge your account and try again. Thank you."😩😩😩😩😩😩🤦
I have been crying 😭 since morning 😭
My question is "Should I stop crying 😭"

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02/03/2026

Just start laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1. My babe: I cannot breath without you 😳

Me: with that your big noise 🚶🏻🤣🤣💔😭😭

2.Instead of joining cult in school, dying like fowl,
Why not just tell your parents to use u for money ritual?
Simple arithmetic😂😀😄🤷🏼‍♀

3.Women hate mathematics, and love counting money!
Is that one Biology?🤭😂😃😀

4.The best singer in the word is the mosquito cause even if you don't like his song, you must still clap 4 him😀🤷🏼‍♀🤷🏼‍♀😂

5. My sister no matter how beautiful you are, you father will still exchange you with palm wine and cola and goat.
Just have patience till that guy comes😂😃

6.. Those ghost readers that reads my jokes and skip without liking And Following me up, lemme ask you a question;
Are you sure you like you phone? Because 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻 make I no talk

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01/03/2026

Happy new month 🥰

1. Girls with gâp teeth ch£āt 😬 a lot, they always have Space for another guy🙄😏

2. Relātionship str£ss is so p@!nfúl, i scr@tçhed someone's head in a taxi thinking its mine😒😂

3. I w0nd£r why Women called it mēnstrú@tiôn Instead of wom£nstruation. They like shifting all Their prøbl£ms to men.😑🏃🏃

4. I always h@ted weddings😏 because the elderly would come over and p0ke to me saying "You're next💁‍♂️." They st0pped doing it when I started doing it to them at fúnêr@ls.🚶‍♂️😌

5. I can't wait to marry 3 wives So that 3 of them will be f!ghtīng over who will slē£p with me first??😂😂

6. Nothing is as p@înfúl as swall0wing a st0len meat without chewíng because you thought that someone was coming😒😒😒
Very very p@!ñfúl♨

7. Kids Of 2years Can Now Unloçk Phones And Play Candy Crūsh.
At That Age I Was Chewíng Sand🙆🙆‍😒

8. Can't wait to get marrīed, one little Argúmēnt 🙄 I'm lè@ving the ríng on the table😌!

9. That moment when you're tryíng to make a silént fàrt while chilling with family 😘 and the D£vîl connects the speakers.😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂

10. I swê@r with my life to líke and cômment on this post and also følløw his pagee and profile... Remember you don swê@r. Sørry 🏃🏃

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28/02/2026

Hey buddies😊🫧

Maths and English had a f¡ght🔥🔥

English: you idi0t of no comparison, what is your problem 😔

Maths: my problem..... is that your brain is disorganized and it takes quadratic equation to fix it back.😢

English: I don't blame you.... I don't even know the noticable confusable syllabus to qualify a phrase like you

Maths: you know what, you are simultaneously running ma.d, it takes Y and X axis to plot a graph in your memory because you are highly endowed with a surd of stup¡dity

English: may thunde.r strike your sense of reasoning and rumple your medulla oblongata.. you compound f00l with a scattered sentence case.

Maths: Logarithm can't even help your current situation 🤪

English: it's not your fault...... the discrepancy is way too far between the both of us😔

Maths: well, I don't have much to say, just go and find your brain in the four cardinal point of the earth 🌍

Guys, Who won? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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27/02/2026

0. This one that my wife gave birth and the baby is crying like a goat😩 " meeeehehhh 🙆🙅"
I think the child doesn't belong to me 🚶🚶

1. where most Facebook accounts are students of Oxford University🚶🏼‍♀️😂😂😂

2. where young boys spray their hair white colour and old men dye their hair black.🤭😂😂

3. Where You buy Suya 100 Naira and when you get home, you realize the Aboki sold Onions 70 Naira and meat 30 Naira. 🥲😩🤭😂😂

4. where Garri is more expensive than Noodles.. Try drinking the Garri for 20 Days straight, Falz Glasses will be small size compared to your own.😂😂🙏🙏😔😫

5. Where You get Piräted Yorüba movie and get home to see Bruce Lee (Enter the Dragon Part 1)🙆‍♀️😂😂

6. where we give electricity to other countries but we don't have stable light in our country.🥱🥱😂😂😂

7. where Car keys and iPhone don’t enter pocket. 🤭😂😂

8. where you will open fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside.🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🤭😂😂😂

9. where people buy dog and name it “tiger and lion”🥱😂😂 brother Emeka is that you 🙄

10. where a married man will still complain that his girlfriend is chëating on him. 🙆‍♀️😂😂😂

11. where Yahoö boys have brighter future than graduates... Oh my God 🤭😂😂

12. where barbers display pictures of hairstyle they can’t even barb!🏃🏃😂 oh my fada 😂😂

13. where some ladies insult 🏃 boys online and sleep with them offline.🙆‍♀️ Precious Is that you 🥱🙄🤭😂😂

14. where a rich häusa man is called “Alhaji” while a poor häusa man is called “Aboki”. 🤭😂😂

15. where a fat rich man’s child is called “biggy” while a fat poor man’s child is called “orobo” 😂😂

16. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄
It’s not fair oo 😔

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26/02/2026

Read if you miss it before ✌😂😂

1.Don't feel so special when she kīss you on ur forehead,maybe you have mouth odour😂😂

2. If you think people are offline. Then try to post your "nūdes" Then BOOOM!!! 700K likes in 2minutes😅😂😂😂🙄

3. You're in a relationSHIP and you say she's cheating.
Have you ever seen a SHIP carrying only 1 person?
Thank God am in a relationBIKE 😂😂

4. Marry a beautiful wife ooooo

Make no dey use ur son act dēvil 👿 for school drama ooo
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆

5. U are SINGLE till u get married. So keep calm and remember your girlfriend is our girlfriend too😏😏😏 😂😂

6. From today I will be sleeping with salt under my pillow🤔. I'm tired of eating tasteless food in my Dreams😂😂😂

7. Nevēr beg people to stay in your life.If they want to leave, hīde their slippers.😏😏😏😏😏😏

Sense will not kīll me.🙆🙆🙆

8. Imagine hausa man acting Jesus while raising Lazarus from death. He will be like: "Razalus alaise flom ya glave"🤣🤣🤣🤣💔

9. Collect your LOML😘 phone...go to WhatsApp, search "I LOVE YOU"
How do you want your tears??😥😰 Grilled or Fried💔🤧🤣🤣🤣

10. He’s not my type, he’s not my type. Ladies, the question is, does your type want your type? In fact, are you your type's type?

Eishhhh! Today, I have to mind my business oooooooo.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

11. BEFORE YOU START BUILDING A RELATIONSHIP, U NEED TO KNOW WHO OWNS THE LAND O.. 😂 E FIT BE GOVERNMENT PROPERTY 😂🤣🏃 🏃

12. Good men still exist...But your eyelashes won't allow you to see them🙄

13. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️

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25/02/2026

🤣VERIFIED JOKES🤣

1. I tried doing a little prânk today, I
dísguísed my self as an ârmy man , it
was fun..I entered a bus and I didn't pay,I ate in a restaurant ,I didn't pay I was feelīng like a
king ..till I saw an ârmy man. I was āfraíd
but I became bôld..I was even the one that
asked him "Who are you".."identify yourself"....af
ter he finïshed identifying himself,I nôdded my
head and was about to go then he stópped me
and asked me "Who are you!!"......well to cút the
long story shôrt I was admítted at 37 militáry
høspital,ward 6..... don't come oh🙆🙆🙆🙆

2. The first woman I ever kīssēd was my
mum.....what where you expectíng😂😂😂

3.Pastors this days and their wahala... That's
how one pastor was praying for me and he was
busy púshing me to fāll...I don't understand oh.are you tryíng to help the holy spïrit do his
job🤣🤣

4. I will never enter a bus again..Yesterday I
sat in between two extraordinary human
beings....one had body odoúr the other had mouth
odoúr... no be small thing oh...the one
with body odoúr opened his shírt and was búsy
fanning him himself....I was whíspering oh God
help me...then the one with mouth odoúr turned
towards me and opened that his mouth and
said "any prøblem".... My brothers and
sisters...my spïrit left me🙄🙄🙄🙄

5. Those days bríde price was #25...now bríde
price will be líke you're preparing for p0litícal
campaígn🤷🤷🤷🤷

6. My Neighbor can price oh..that's how he was
búsy pricing NEPA bíll asking them how much is
for lôw currēnt 🤦🤦🤦

7. Scíentist and researçhers has proven that
every Average Nigeria girl has at least three
boyfriēnds go and ārgūe with them🤷🤷🤷

8. People change, am telling you..before I talk too
much now I shøut too much i neva
change?🙇🙇🙇🙇
😂😂😂😂😂

25/02/2026

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24/02/2026

😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.

-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.

Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.

The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.

The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.

Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.

After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.

The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.

In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.

He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.

The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.

The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.

After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.

The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.

This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.

Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.

The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white

22/02/2026

1. Hāiry Thing😊😂😍🤗
A little boy was in the bathroom with his mum. The boy asked, "What's that hāiry thing, mummy?" She replied, "That is my spønge." "Oh yes," said the boy, "The help has got one too. I've seen her wāshing dad's fāce with it."The mum fa!nted!😂😂

2. My brother, fēel free and wear your bøxer for two weeks. Merlin wore one trouser from season 1 to season 5 but nothing happened to him😂😂

3. Ladies that use nākēd hands
to carry hot pot.
My brother you better be cārefūl. Because, if they slāp you errrhh.
You will prefer thūnder ⚡😂

4. Not Every Girl That Takes Toothpick Wants To Use It On Her Teeth, Some Normally Use It To Scràtçh Their 8 Months Old Weavon😂😂

5. A drūñkard fãlls from the 1st floor of a storey
building.
A nearby crowd rūshes to help him:
Crowd: What happened?

Drūñkard: I don't know ooo. I also just arrived😂

5. I Remember Those Days When People Comm!t Su!cide Just Because Of Br0ken Héart. Nowadays They Just Delēte Your Nūmber 😂😂

6. Girls are like an internet v!rus: they enter your life, scān your pockets, transfer møney, edit your mind, download their prøblems and Delēte your smile...😂Not all sha 😋

7. The moment you are strūggling for food at a wedding and mistakēnly discønnect the speaker wire with your leg😂😂

8. Some men will wear one bøxer for five days and will clean a chair before sitting down.some will even lay a handkerchief before they sit on it😕 Who are you deciev!ng my brother😂

9. Ladies are w!cked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Hōney have you ever chēated on me?" ...then wait for your héart to bēāt fast.😂🙆‍♂️😐

10. That moment when you are in a family gathering, and that stubb0rn child took your wallet without your notice, she opened it and brought out a sachet of cond0m in the presence of everybody, she went straight to your father and told him "Daddy please open this chocolate for me😂🏃‍♂️

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21/02/2026

WHY MY PASTOR BLØCK£D ME ON FAC£B0∅K 😹😹😹

I sent him a fr!ēñd reqvê$t on Fâce bø0k and he innøcently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in;

*PASTOR: How are you?

*ME: I'm fine Daddy.

*PASTOR: May the building of heavenly favour c0llä₱$e on your head.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May the thúñd£r of Blessing str!k£ you and your family.

*ME: (No reply)'

*PASTOR: May God slâsh you with the ã×e of long life.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May God st@b you with the kñ!fe of riches.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life imprisønment in the eternal ja!l of success!

*ME: (No reply)🤦🤦🤦🧐

*PASTOR: May the Trade centre of happiness c0llå₱se on you and your family.

*ME: (No reply)🙄🙄🙄🙄🙆

* PASTOR: My Son are you there?

*ME: Yes Daddy!

* PASTOR: You should be saying🧐🧐 Amen to claim the Blessings.

*ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!

*PASTOR: Alright my Son...

*ME: May the over speed!ng trailer of Blessings jam and çràsh you and your family,

*PASTOR: (No reply).

*ME: May the light of God bl!nd your eyes that you may not see the suffer!ngs of this life anymore,

*PASTOR: (No reply)😁😁

*ME: May the £àrthqvāke of happiness swall0w you and your family members,

*PASTOR: (No reply)🙄

*ME: May the sea of miracle drøwn you and your family members,

*PASTOR: (No reply)🙄🙄🙄🧐🤣

*ME: May the Bøk0-hårãm of joy k!d,ñàp you sir!
🤣🤣🤣

*PASTOR: (No reply)🤣🤣🤣

*ME: May the d£ath of riches k!ll you, your family members and all your friends and relations,🙄🙄🙄🙆

*PASTOR: (No reply)🤣🤣🤣🤣

*ME: May the annointing from above destrøy your church and k!ll all your church members excluding me and my family in Jesus name (Amen)!

*PASTOR: (No reply)🙄🙄🙄🙄

*ME: Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should be saying Amen to all these wonderful Prayers.🙄🙄🙄🙄

*PASTOR: May thúndêr firë you there! Idiøt..........😂💔

THE END!!!

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