Naijaparents

29/07/2025

The Wedding That Wasn’t: How I Dodged a Lifetime of ‘Allowance’ Drama Like a Ninja"

Picture this: A love-struck groom-to-be (yours truly), knee-deep in wedding prep, dreaming of happily-ever-after… until the in-laws turned my fairy tale into a *Nollywood melodrama*—complete with a villain (the mom), a squad of sidekicks (the sisters), and a plot twist so wild, even Netflix would reject it for being *too* unrealistic.
Everything was going *smoothly*—until the music changed. And by "music," I mean the *sound of cash registers* ringing in my in-laws' ears.

- **Her Mom:** Decided I was her new ATM. *"Son, you need to put me on a monthly allowance."* (Ma’am, we’re not even married yet. Are you a retiree or a retiree-mentality?)
- **Her Sisters:** *"Bro, send me money for my birthday!"* (Ah, so now I’m also Father Christmas?)
- **The Marriage List:** Longer than the Nigerian constitution, yet they still wanted *more*.

But the real kicker? **Two weeks to D-Day**, my bride-to-be hit me with: *"Let’s postpone the wedding… for no reason."

She thought she had me *shook*. She thought I’d beg. She thought wrong.

**Me:** *"Cancel everything."*
**Them:** *"Wait, what?"*
**Me:** *"You heard me. No wedding. No drama. No monthly allowance for your mom. BYE."*
You’d think I committed a crime. The phone started ringing like a church bell on Sunday:

- **Her Pastor:** *"Brotherrr, please reconsider—"* (Nope.)
- **Her Mom (Now in Panic Mode):** *"My son, let’s talk—"* (Too late, madam.)
- **My Own Pastor:** *"God hates divorce—"* (Good thing we never made it to marriage!)
- **Her Sister’s Husband (Also a Pastor):** *"Let love win—"* (Love? More like *let my bank account breathe!*)

I shut them all down. No explanations. No negotiations. Just *peace of mind* served ice-cold.
Yes, I lost money. **A LOT of money.**

- **Decorations?** Gone.
- **Bridal accessories?** P**f.
- **Aso-ebi?** Consider it a donation to the *"Never Again"* Foundation.

But you know what I gained? **My sanity.** And honestly? Best. Investment. Ever.

# # # **Moral of the Story:**
If your in-laws see you as a *salary payment* before the wedding, just know—*marriage will be their full-time employment*. Run while you can.

**P.S.** To all future brides & in-laws: If you’re testing waters, make sure your groom isn’t the *"I’d rather cancel my own wedding than tolerate nonsense"* type. **You’ve been warned.** 😂

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**🔥 Too spicy? Too real? Or just too hilarious? Drop a comment below! 👇**

01/07/2025

**Miracle in Kebbi: Farmer Rescues Newborn Baby Buried Alive, Embraces Her as Family**

In an astonishing act of courage and compassion, Kebbi farmer Kabiru Kamba unearthed a newborn baby girl buried alive in his farmland—a discovery that has since transformed his family’s life.

The incredible rescue unfolded on Friday, June 27, when Kamba noticed an unusual ridge in his farm in Kamba town, Dandi Local Government Area. Driven by curiosity, he flagged down passing motorcyclists to help him dig.

“As we dug, we found a wrapper buried in the soil—that’s when I knew something was wrong,” Kamba recounted. He immediately alerted nearby police officers, who rushed to the scene. Their efforts revealed a miracle: a tiny baby girl, still alive and crying, wrapped in a piece of cloth beneath the earth.

Moved by her plight, Kamba and his wife opened their hearts and home to the child. “It was only natural to help. I couldn’t turn away,” he said. The Dandi local government council granted him temporary custody while police investigations continue.

For Kamba’s family, the timing felt like fate. His wife had recently given birth, making breastfeeding the rescued infant seamless. “We’ve already planned her naming ceremony for Wednesday,” Kamba shared. “I bought a ram and everything we need. By Allah’s grace, she will have a name and a future with us.”

His wife, radiating joy, embraced their new role. “The moment my husband told me, my heart was full. I’ll care for her as my own,” she promised.

This heartwarming story of survival and love has captivated Kebbi, proving that even in darkness, humanity can shine its brightest.

29/06/2025

My Wife and My Mum Hate Each Other.

I stood in the kitchen, the air thick with silence, broken only by the sharp clink of dishes as my wife, Sarah, slammed them into the sink. Across the room, my mother, Evelyn, sat stiffly at the table, her lips pressed into a thin line.

"You never respect me," Sarah muttered under her breath, but loud enough.

Mum’s fingers tightened around her teacup. "And you never listen."

I swallowed hard, my chest aching. Every word was a knife twisting deeper.

It wasn’t always like this. Sarah used to laugh at Mum’s stories. Mum used to praise Sarah’s cooking. But now? Now, every glance was a battle, every word a gr***de.

Last week, Sarah accused Mum of undermining her parenting. Yesterday, Mum said Sarah was tearing the family apart. And me? I was trapped in the middle, loving them both, helpless.

Then came the ultimatum.

*"Choose,"* Sarah whispered that night, tears in her eyes. *"Her or me."*

Mum’s call came an hour later. *"I won’t be where I’m not wanted."*

My hands shook. My heart shattered.

How do you choose between the woman who gave you life and the woman who *is* your life?

I opened my mouth to speak—but the doorbell rang.

And everything changed.

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29/06/2025

29/06/2025

🔥🍿 BREAKING: "God’s Anointed" vs. Igbo Defense Squad – Holy Showdown in New Jersey! �✝️**

Sooo… an Anglican bishop (allegedly *fabulous* 🌈) flew all the way from Colorado to New Jersey to officiate a church service… only to get the **"Igbo Special Welcome Package"**—AKA *"Not in this house!"* 🚫🏠

The congregation said, *"We don’t know who anointed him, but it wasn’t our ancestors!"* 🤷‍♂️💥 **Cue the dramatic exit!**

Now, the big questions:
1️⃣ Who snitched on the bishop’s *alleged* gayness? 🕵️‍♂️ (Gossip dey run church too? 😂)
2️⃣ Can you *really* drive out a "God-anointed" man… or did God just whisper, *"Wrong address, try next parish"*? 🙊

**Drop your thoughts below!** 👇 Is this **holy discrimination** or **divine intervention**? Either way, the tea is piping hot! ☕🔥

27/06/2025

25/06/2025

The Igbo Presidency is a Myth: Cursed by history, Blocked by Conspiracy. Take a listen and find out why.

25/06/2025

Who will settle this wahala now??

22/06/2025

How did it get to this people??

21/06/2025

Nollywood drama alert! Femi Branch allegedly turned into a 'slap-tastic' superhero on set, giving one crew member an unexpected (and probably unwanted) facial massage. Now, the million-naira question: Who’s the real villain here? The ‘Slap King’ himself or the poor soul who forgot to duck? 🎤💥 "**