Shy shy Bob

06/03/2025

No be lie

06/03/2025

06/03/2025

06/03/2025

With Bart Van Camp – I just made it onto their weekly engagement list by being one of their top engagers!

27/02/2025

Please everyone!! Follow my page I'm following back ❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏

27/02/2025

Please follow my page

04/12/2024

If you're still awake let's do this

Follow to follow back

03/12/2024

Deep meaning??

16/06/2024

A Wife came Home early and found her Husband in their Bedroom making love to a very Attractive Young Woman. She was very Upset.
_"You are a Disrēspêctful Pīg!"_ she Cried.
_"How dare you do this to me – a Faithful Wife, the Mother of your Children! I'm Leaving you. I want a Divorce, NOW!"_
The Husband calmly replied, _"Hang on just a Minute Love. At least let me tell you what Happened."_
_"Fine, go ahead",_ the Wife Sobbed, _"but they will be the last Words you say to me!"_
The Husband Began:
_"Well, as I was getting into the Car at Work to drive Home, this Young Lady here asked me for a Lift. She looked so Distressed, Helpless and Defenceless that I took Pity on her and let her into the Car."_
_"She was very Thin, not well Dressed and very Dirty and told me that she hadn't Eaten for Three Days."_
_"Out of Compassion, I brought her Home and Warmed up the Pizza I made for you last Night that you wouldn’t eat because you're afraid you'll put on Weight. The Poor thing Ate it, Ravenously."_
_"She was Dirty. I suggested she have a Shower. While Showering, I noticed her Clothes were Filthy and Threadbare. I threw them away."_
_"I gave her the Designer Jeans that you’ve had for a Few Years, but don’t Wear because you say they are too Tight."_
_"I gave her Underwear, your Anniversary Present from me, which you don’t Wear because you said I don't have Good Taste."_
_"I gave her the Sexy Blouse my sister gave you for Christmas, that you don’t Wear just to annoy her.
I also donated those Boots you bought at an expensive Boutique but don’t Wear because someone at Work has the same Pair."_
The Husband Paused, took a quick Breath and continued:
_"She was so Grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the Door, she turned to me with Tears in her Eyes and said, “Please Sir... Do you have anything else that your Wife doesn’t use?”

16/06/2024

DON'T ARGUE WITH DONKEYS
"The donkey said to the tiger:
"The grass is blue."
The tiger replied:
"No, the grass is green."
The discussion heated up, and the two decided to go to the lion, the king of the jungle.
Already before reaching the forest, where the lion was sitting on his throne, the donkey began to shout:
"His Highness, is it true that the grass is blue?"
The lion replied:
"True, the grass is blue."
The donkey hurried and continued:
"The tiger disagrees with me and contradicts and annoys me, please punish him."
The king then declared:
"The tiger will be punished with 5 years of silence."
The donkey jumped cheerfully and went on his way, content and repeating:
"The grass is blue!"
The tiger accepted his punishment, but he asked the lion:
"Your Majesty, why have you punished me? After all, the grass is green."
The lion replied:
"In fact, the grass is green."
The tiger asked:
"So why are you punishing me?"
The lion replied:
"That has nothing to do with the question of whether the grass is blue or green. The punishment is because it is not possible for a brave and intelligent creature like you to waste time arguing with a donkey, and on top of that come and bother me with that question."
The worst waste of time is arguing with the fool and fanatic who does not care about truth or reality, but only the victory of his beliefs and illusions. Never waste time on arguments that don't make sense... There are people who, no matter how much evidence and evidence we present to them, are not in the capacity to understand, and others are blinded by ego, hatred and resentment, and all they want is to be right even if they are not. When ignorance screams, intelligence is silent. Your peace and quietness are worth more."

16/06/2024

Hmmmm!! what can I say

16/06/2024

SO true!!

16/06/2024

Sammy Boy
A girl was with her father when he saw her boyfriend coming.
GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor.
BOY: No, I want that our hymns called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"
GIRL: I don't have that one... may be you should take the other one "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie.
BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINS" while coming to school...
GIRL: I will also bring this one too, "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe.
Then;DAD: These are too many books, will he read all of them?
GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart.
DAD: Okay, don't forget to give him the one on the table titled, "I AM NOT STUP!D, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare!
And also the one on the dinning titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka.