12/09/2023
Laugh jhoor 😂
1. Ladies the next Time a guy gives you his phone to put your phone number.....run away with it🏃🏃
2. Anytime i see people putting offering i feel like opening my own church👌
3. You're broke and you are still praying for long life.... Please what do you want to eat inorder to survive a day 🤣
4. Ladies after 6 months of engagement and he didn't say anything...sell the ring, buy 🍔 hamburger and eat 😁👌
5. My secondary School teacher taught me most of the lies i tell today.Then he'll tell me to write a letter to my uncle abroad, when he knows my uncle lives in the village🙆🤣
6. When things get tight
Son: hello dad!,the kidnappers mistook me for a son of a rich man and they are treating me very well.Right now,am eating fried rice and chicken.
Dad: Junior find out from them if they are will to kidnap the whole family, ye 🙈 🙆🤣
7. You may be ugly but believe me if you have a good character & a good heart, you will still be ugly my dear🤣🏃🏃
8. After accepting my friend request, ya now asking me can we be friends, No oo, come and be my landlord...rubbish😒🤣
9. I knew i would never be a lawyer the day i slapped my opponent in a debate at secondary School🤣🤣
10. Nothing hurts more than when they are separating your fight and your opponent gives you a terrible last blow on target😭... OMG we die today🤣
11. I wonder who told Africans that a bed must touch the wall, infact check your bed and 🤣
12. If you slap me on the right cheek, I'll turn the left one for you to slap too....Then we'll sit down as adults and discuss how you want your funeral to be😒
13.Other families: “ur piza is in the oven”; My family: “open the dustbin and see what u missed” 😂😂😟
14. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦♂️