12/09/2023
Laugh jhoor ๐
1. Ladies the next Time a guy gives you his phone to put your phone number.....run away with it๐๐
2. Anytime i see people putting offering i feel like opening my own church๐
3. You're broke and you are still praying for long life.... Please what do you want to eat inorder to survive a day ๐คฃ
4. Ladies after 6 months of engagement and he didn't say anything...sell the ring, buy ๐ hamburger and eat ๐๐
5. My secondary School teacher taught me most of the lies i tell today.Then he'll tell me to write a letter to my uncle abroad, when he knows my uncle lives in the village๐๐คฃ
6. When things get tight
Son: hello dad!,the kidnappers mistook me for a son of a rich man and they are treating me very well.Right now,am eating fried rice and chicken.
Dad: Junior find out from them if they are will to kidnap the whole family, ye ๐ ๐๐คฃ
7. You may be ugly but believe me if you have a good character & a good heart, you will still be ugly my dear๐คฃ๐๐
8. After accepting my friend request, ya now asking me can we be friends, No oo, come and be my landlord...rubbish๐๐คฃ
9. I knew i would never be a lawyer the day i slapped my opponent in a debate at secondary School๐คฃ๐คฃ
10. Nothing hurts more than when they are separating your fight and your opponent gives you a terrible last blow on target๐ญ... OMG we die today๐คฃ
11. I wonder who told Africans that a bed must touch the wall, infact check your bed and ๐คฃ
12. If you slap me on the right cheek, I'll turn the left one for you to slap too....Then we'll sit down as adults and discuss how you want your funeral to be๐
13.Other families: โur piza is in the ovenโ; My family: โopen the dustbin and see what u missedโ ๐๐๐
14. You are trying to go without reacting ๐ heaven is far from you ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ