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03/08/2014

CONVERSATION BTW EBOLA AND AIDS
AIDS: Bros na wah for you oo, u just come
everybody they fear you like death, wia u get ur
own from.
EBOLA: Ha ha ha, I been tell u that tym naa, say
make u wait ,make u neva commot, u no gree, u
rush come out, e no tey doctors tidy u...bt see me
now, the patient dog, eats the fatest bone.
AIDS: na wahoo, everybody dey fear oo, no body
dey near person wey u catch oo, but me, if i catch
someone, no one go send, people go dey even
chop wit am, hug am, even 'sleep' with am sef,
without issue.
EBOLA: Bros i ready come, u know native doctor
wey do ds juju for me? I dey pursue somebody
sef even if im don die...u no fit carry person wey I
kill from state to state like dat oo.
AIDS: Even hospital sef dey fear u oo, if dem carry
ur victim come hospital, d hospital don close be
that, bt me, everybody go dey go normally like
say i no dey dia sef.
Ebola: Bros, no be me do u oooooo, na only u walker come

03/08/2014

This is food for thought for we all.
Patience Jonathan does not
speak good English
(We agree!!!!) - but she is loved
by a PHD Holder,
Former Deputy Governor,
Former Vice President
and the President of a
powerful nation. Who
have you attracted with your
Queen's English?
You can speak flawless
grammar but you
cannot stand by your man
through tough times.
she was a tailor in Warri with
little or no education.
Today she is the First Lady of
the Federal Republic of
Nigeria (There is God O°˚˚ ).
Wise ones will learn from her.
Interestingly, That is
* The Woman that stood by GEJ
when he was
living with all his brothers in a
1room apartment.
* That is the woman that took
GEJ to her Uncle in the
Zoology Dept. of UniPort in
order to help him get
admission which he got.
* That is the Woman that stood
by GEJ when
he had no food to eat and will
bring Food stuffs
for him in school every
weekend.
* That is the Woman that used
her money from
her business to help GEJ to pay
for handouts
and textbooks when he was
an Undergraduate.
* That is the Woman that stood
by GEJ till he
became the President of
Nigeria.
Now, answer these questions...
* How many of you ladies here
can do this for the
Love of a Man?
* How many of you guys can
boast that your girl can
stand by you like Patience did?
* How many of you guys prefer
a lady that speaks
Good english but will be the
worst wife ever???
* How many of you guys will
prefer a wife that speaks good
english but will be
your downfall tomorrow.....
A wife that speaks good
English but will make
your life miserable like hell on
earth - Is that what you prefer?
Many of you have left your
boyfriends because
he doesn’t have money, men
are in a big race to
marry a big girl - then you
stand and say
"There is GOD oooo!!!!!"
OF COURSE, THERE'S A GOD who
doesn't judge by outward
appearances or the
fluency of anybody's spoken
English.
think carefully about it and learn something.

03/08/2014

SAY THIS PRAYER BEFORE YOU SLEEP In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.
We beg You, O Lord, visit our house, and banish from it the deadly power of the evil ones..
O Lord, grant us a good night rest and may Your Holy Angels dwell here to keep us in peace, cover us with the Precious Blood
of Jesus Christ, and may Your blessings be always upon us.+MAY THE ALMIGHTY GOD BLESS YOU THE FATHER, THE
SON, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT.+