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Mmeso chukwu, Lagos (2025)

13/07/2024

Morning Reels to Reels
Who is ready 💃💃💃💃

13/07/2024

What do you call this in your language? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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13/07/2024

Too many people are watching your life! Few people enjoy your happiness!!!!

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12/07/2024

Best Comic funny😂🤣
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12/07/2024

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1. It's raining and you are telling
somebody's daughter to enter your house,
Are you Noah:/?🙃😅😅
2. My friend has been forcing me to marry
,so that he can take advantage of my wife
while am away ,Since I hate arguing I
married his sister
I serve the living God😎🤣🤣
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3. And some be asking me what I do
for a living, you think living in Nigeria is a
small job? I live in Nigeria for a living.😹🙃
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4. In Nigeria, The more dangerous the area
is, the cheaper the Beer😅😅🙆🏾‍♂️
5. Nobody knows how to listen and
interpretes footsteps like Africans having
unfaithful s*x while in the room
LADY: Somebody is coming ??
MAN: No they are going
Bunch of fornucators🙆🏾‍♂️😆😁😁
6. Dear single ladies, When he gives you an
engagement ring, kindly buy him a wrist
watch, Make him too know say time no dey.🙃🙃😹
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7. I also had to laugh in an interview with a
security guard.
Interviewer: Do you know English and how
to speak fluently.
Job seeker: Will the thieves come from
England?. If there is no job just tell me😮‍💨🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️
8. As a Nigerian, you should know that its
not all marriages begin with ,"will you
marry me?"
Some begin with,"John I'm pregnant "😋😹😹
9. No woman wants a man who is
everywhere,commenting on every
woman's picture wow wow wow like an
ambulance. Guys.. Get sense🙃😹😹

10. Bro even if you hold her waist from
Nigeria to south Africa, doesn't mean that
she belongs to you, because even Satan is
from Genesis to Revelation but doesn't
belong to the kingdom of God🙌😇.
I'll be back soon famz ❤️❤️🥰

12/07/2024

1. Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is called BABY and the son is called DADDY.

2. Welcome to Nigeria where wedding must be on Saturday.

3. Welcome to Nigeria where Car keys and iPhone don't enter pocket.

4 Welcome to Nigeria where it's easy for your relatives to contribute money for your burial but difficult to raise money to help you start-up a business.

5. Welcome to Nigeria where you will open fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside.

6. Welcome to Nigeria where people buy dog and name it tiger.

7. Welcome to Nigeria.. A country where a married man will still complain that his girlfriend is cheating on him.

8. Welcome to Nigeria where barbers display pictures of hairstyle they can't even barb!

9. Welcome to NIGERIA where all DETERGENTS are called OMO.

10. Welcome to Nigeria where all noodles are called indomie.

11. Welcome to Nigeria where one medicine cures all sicknesses.

12. Welcome to Nigeria where a rich hausa man is called 'Alhaji' while a poor hausa man is called Aboki

13 Welcome to Nigeria where young boys spray their hair white colour and old men dye their hair black

12/07/2024

I have a girlfriend who is a police officer. When she misses me, she just come to my house in uniform and arrest me in presence of my wife and take me to her home till the next day.

Then she bring me back and tell my wife “we are not done with investigations yet. I shall pick him up anytime we want more from him“

And my innocent wife will always say: 'madam officer, God bless you for handling my husband's case with care I will make sure he is always available anytime you need him''. 😂😂

09/07/2024

Even without makeup she's beautiful😍
Oyaa call her out make she shine teeth small😍♥️😄

09/07/2024

Just talk true if u turn your phone off for a week . Who go dey look for you ? Honest answer

06/07/2024

Please help me I need followers oo

06/07/2024

😂😂😂MAKE WE LAUGH SMALL😂😂😂

1. I visited my wicked teacher and he asked me to polish his shoes. I went to the living room and found his two daughters sitting and relaxing. I told them their dad wanted me to have s*x with them. They insisted he won't say that, so I shouted; "Sir, both of them?".... He said "yes." That is when I had my revenge🤷
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2. Your boyfriend dumped u 2 weeks before his wedding, Baby don't feel sad😢 at least u made it to semi finals.
Bravo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏😂😂😂

3. A man was angry with his wife, so he sends a message to d father-in-law
"Your product is not matching my requirements"
The father-in-law replies
"Warranty expired
Manufacturer is not responsible after seal is broken"
Who wins?🤔
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4. When a man marries the wrong woman, the devil leaves him alone because he is finished already.😝
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5. Some people prefer their relationship to spoil than their street transformer🤦
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6. Drinking alot of water can help you mind your business because you could spend most of your time urinating instead of gossiping.🤷
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7. Always be honest. A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any chicken?"
The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only chicken and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs 1.5 kg.
The woman looks at the chicken and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one that's a bit bigger than this one, please?"
The butcher puts the chicken back into the fridge and then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he craftily keeps his thumb on the scale pan. The scales now show 2 kg.
"That's wonderful," says the woman. "I'll take both of them, please!"😲
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8. TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
Some Girls Are Not Looking For a Relationship, They're Just Looking For Dataship, Airtimeship, Foodship, Walletship and moneyship.🚶🚶🚶🚶😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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06/07/2024

Happy birthday 🎈🎂 to Nollywood Comic Actor and MC Apamatv as he turn plus one today.

What are your wishes for him?

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