16/09/2026
π€£π€£π€£ Ewoooo! WHO GAVE THIS PLATE PERMISSION TO LOOK THIS SERIOUS?!
π₯ This one no be ordinary food story o!
Today, I looked at my kitchen and said, βLet me just make something simple.β
My dearβ¦ look at what βsimpleβ turned into. ππ
On one side, we have fresh green okra, sitting there with all its beautiful seeds showing like it came prepared for inspection. πΏ
Then the stew arrivedβ¦
Beef. Shrimps. Egg. Cow leg. Tripe. Fish. ππ€£
At this point, this pot was no longer cooking it was holding a family meeting! ππ
And then you look down and see that big, dark mound of swallow sitting quietly on the plate like:
βAll of you can make noise. I am the one Vivian came here for.β π€£π€£π€£
The combination is giving serious Nigerian food enjoyment hot peppery stew, soft swallow, plenty protein and, of courseβ¦
OKRA MUST APPEAR! ππΏ
Because if Vivian The Healthy Queen enters the kitchen, just know that okra can somehow find its way into the story. π€£
No fancy explanation today.
Just food that makes you sit down, take that first bite, close your eyes for two seconds and say:
βYesβ¦ this is exactly what I wanted.β ππ
And please, don't ask me how many people this plate is supposed to feed.
I don't know them. I only know myself. π€£π€£π€£
Now tell me the truthβ¦
Which one are you attacking first the swallow, the okra, the beef, the shrimp, or that egg? πππ½