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18/05/2025

U sure say this money WEY we dey chase,we never run pass am🤷
HAPPY SUNDAY MY PEOPLE

05/05/2025

This is so sad,how can a husband pour hot indomie that was still on the gas stove boiling on his wife🤷, just because she came back late from work 🥲.... according to the man,he has been telling the wife to always leave work early and come back on time which the wife has been doing but presently she started coming back late and when he asked she used Easter work as an excuse being that she is an apprentice in a fashion home,so on the 29th of April,the lady came back around 8:00pm which was already late for the husband,but according to the wife,the reason she came back late was because it started raining by 4:pm till that night around 7:00pm which the husband confirmed and she was supposed to cook soup so she branched at the market to buy soup things before coming home which she came back with🤷...But the husband didn't believe that was the reason she came back late rather he said she was busy galavanting with men and that was his that made him pour his wife hot boiling indomie 🥲🥲🥲
MY PEOPLE ABEG CHOCK MOUTH FOR THIS MATTER BECAUSE WE STILL DEY WHERE WE DEY SETTLE CASE OOOO

01/05/2025

It hurts so much when the p@!ns you feel are being caused by your loved ones😭🥲🥲

30/04/2025

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Larrymoore Antonio, Toto Waangsir, Nonalyn Mejio, Rosebert Canete, Charlie Iron Works, Nelson Sajulga, Ekene Ebo, Princess Ada Samuel, Anele Urot Mergal, Marites Asombrado, Crisanto Bello Jr., Funmi Oladike, Insan Houn, Romulo Doblejr, Juliana Afebanye Akong, Romy Verano, Prince Duke Omughele, Khan Baba, Daï Chî, Leonora Mamaso, MD Monir Hossain, James Khon Atem, Umi Kalsum, Yusuf Mapthree, Anadha Raj, Seun Oluwaseun, Amadou Konate, NO WN, Abba Abdul Abba Usman Thanks for being a part of this family 🙏

30/04/2025

That smile when the children finally resumes school....🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

27/04/2025

🎉 Just completed level 3 and am so excited to continue growing as a creator on Facebook!

27/04/2025

So today being Sunday 27 April,hubby woke me up by 5:30 am and ask me to get ready for church while he help me bath the children for first mass,I was so tired from yesterday's stress so I asked him to go with the kids for first mass while I will be going for the second mass,he immediately said "babe why nah pls let's all go for first mass then u come back in time and have some rest"I ignored him😂🤣and he kept insisting🤔hmmm,i began to wonder why hubby was so persistent 😏then I used the motherhood brain in me🤣and yet I couldn't place my hand on anything🤷...then I switched to the wify brain🤣🤣and yet i can't place my hand🤷then las las I moved to the brain of a Lover🤣then i reasoned and reasoned and i know got to know that today is 27th April😲which i was thinking is tomorrow 😃,then i immediately jumped out of the bed and then went into the bathroom where he was already taking his bath and began to sing Happy birthday song for him🥰,u can imagine that type of happy birthday song am singing when am undressed in the bathroom with Odogwu,dancing and shaking everything shakable🤣🤣🤣😂the rest of Watin happen for that bathroom na u go imagine na'm by yourself 🤣😂 and when we got to the church I immediately ran to the announcer to tell them that today is my husband's birthday and we will be having a birthday thanksgiving😃,so when the time came they called out Mr.T Udenze to come out for his birthday thanksgiving,then hubby looked at me and smiled,that smile of you see why I asked you to follow me to church 😂🤣cuz I would always make his day lively..so after church everyone was just hugging and wishing him a happy birthday and saying a word of prayer for him and he was just smiling and laughing all through...
SO THIS IS ME WISHING MY BETTER HALF,THE LOVE OF MY LIFE,THE ONLY MAN THAT KNOWS HOW TO MANAGE A COCONUT HEAD LIKE ME😂🤣🤣
HAPPY BIRTHDAY UTO'M LIKE I CALL U,MAY U CONTINUE TO FLOURISH IN THE ABUNDANT OF GOD'S LOVE...AMEN

26/04/2025

Na here I dey ooo since morning...we have gone to bring our wife home😘🥰Love knows no bounds,neither does it identify language or ethnicity..
BAYLE & DANIEL 2025

25/04/2025

24/04/2025

Nna eeeh,I have been calling my Labourers since last week and they have been telling me that they travelled to Arewa for their own planting season 🙆then it was done on me that I have only two options left,is either I do it bit by bit by my own self or I wait for them till they come back which would be late for me to continue cultivating...so I decided to start the work today,look at the ridges I made today though it is small in size but that what my strength and power can do🤣🤣🤣...

22/04/2025

Hmmm make I cut soap for you people oooo🤣🤣🤣
Oya gather make we gossip
Do u know that it's only in igbo land that u will see a young lady of 40-45 years she don enter menopause,hmmm in this Yoruba land them no dey enter menopause like that OOO except they decide to seriously speaking u will see a woman of 50-55 still seeing her monthly flow..I was shocked and I have to ask them they were telling me that they have a herb which they use whenever their monthly flow stops Asin menopause,"then it will start again 🤷then I asked why,they said that seeing their monthly flow make them look much younger and healthier,that's why they look younger while aging.....Hmmmm
HOW TRUE IS THIS!!!!!

20/04/2025

As a correct farmer wey I be😀I know the importance of incorporating vegetables in my meals.....
Can u guess the meal I want to prepare with these vegetables???
1G for the first 3 persons to get it correctly 😀