02/06/2025
Laugh and laugh again ππ€£
1. No matter how cute & modernized u are, u must always look like a cow , wen eating sugarcane...πππππππ
2. Baby it's not that I don't like you but how can you tell me that you scored 1st position in jambππππ
3. My mum want to do a surprise cake for me and am the one mixing the flourππ
4. Nigerian mothers will beat you up for doing something wrong, they will still beat you for crying and finally beats you for you to stop cryingππ€£π€£π€π€
5. Do you know it can take family and friends just 5days to raise 3m for burial and 1yr to raise 200k to support the living? # FACT !!πππ
6. # BITTER_TRUTH : Young man , before you think of impressing your girlfriend , make sure your mother is not starving at home....π°
7. When a guy open a car door for a girl, itβs either the girl is new or the car is new.πππ
8. After aborting like a dozen times , you will be praying for fruit of the womb when you've already uprooted the whole tree ... Hmmm..π€·
9. Guys always know who their heart belongs to, so if you like cook chicken in diamond sauce or do monkey style in bed, if itβs not you, it canβt be you.ππ
10. In America when a couple go to bed they will say βGood nights my loveβ In Britain, βSweet dreams darlingβ. In Nigeria βDid you lock the gate, doors and windows?πππππππππ€£π€
11. At a funeral if u see women coming to call their husbands 1 by 1, follow them! I repeat follow Dem!! dats where Rice & Fried Chicken is.π€π€ππ
12. Dear Γfricans learn how to return peoples money with the same Smile you Use in Borrowing It.π³
15.I don't know who this prophecy is for, but to someone reading this post, I see you moving to next month with joy and your financial problem solved
16. You are trying to go without reacting π heaven is far from you π