24/03/2025
๐ป LAUGH WITH ME ๐คญ
1. If you donโt want to visit me, then tell me straight forward to let me know๐ฅฒ๐...
Favour abeg which one is โI donโt know if I can come again oo, my grandma is pregnรคntโ ๐ณ๐โโ๏ธ ๐ฉ๐๐๐
2. Access Bank ATM today... debรฏted one man that was in front of me N60,000 twice without dispensing the cash;๐
The man grabbรซd me and shoutรซd: โYou are not going anywhere oo!โ Because you are my only witness ๐ณ๐๐๐๐
3. My bro if she puts you on her status, ask her to screenshot the number of views and show you oo...
You can be the only one to see yourself on her status ๐คญ๐๐ Favour don do am to me many times!! That girl ehn ๐
4. Have you noticed dat Girls have โThree voicesโ๐คญ:
สโฟส
ONE ๐, Is used when answering calls๐
TWO ๐, The other one at home๐ถ when she is talking to her siblings๐(Her Original Voice)
THREE ๐, is used when sheโs talking to her โBaeโ ๐๐๐
5. Nigerรฏans be like โPlease you get flashing credit? ๐ฅฒ
โI just wan tell this my guy make e no forget the package wey we discuss & that thing wey he talk that time I no hear am well make e talk am again....
Shuuuuu, for inside flashing? ๐ณ๐๐๐
6. My mum just introduced me to her friendโs daughter Favour, saying we could be friends.... Someone that is already my Ex...๐
Mtcheeew ๐คญ๐๐๐
7. I stopped watching African movies the day Mary told Joseph she is pregnรคnt and Joseph shoutรซd โJesus Christโ...
When Jesus was not born yet ๐ณ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐๐
8. I canโt wait to get married and give birth to twins, I will name them... โRule and Regulation๐คญ or Done and Dustedโ ๐๐
9. Dearie ๐ฅฐ, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me๐, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post๐ and adding me as your Friend, Love you All ๐
Hope I have Made your Blessed Sรถul Brightened๐ฅบ๐ข๐ฅ
You wanna be My Best Friend right?๐๐ข๐ฅ
Cutie, Can I get a Friend request from you, please Iโm begging, just a Friend rรฉquest๐๐ข๐ญ
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