Emmanuel d' Exhilarating

21/02/2017

I was eating Amala and enjoying my drink around 4pm, a man entered the restaurant with a brief case. I guess he was a big politician bcos his dressing and pot belly portrays it.He walked and sat down as everybody looked at him. Suddenly awoman came to him and started crying. The woman knelt down and told him that her children and herself want to die of hunger since her husband died. This man opened the brief case and gave dis woman N500,000. The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness.I was still watching when another man started crying and came to him. He knelt down and begged him that he needed money to establish his bizness. This man brought out N10,000,000 (Ten Million Naira Cheque) and he gave this man.This time, I started murmuring and practicing on the lie I would blow to have my own national cake. I started crying and went to the man. Immediately I knelt down, I heard “Cut!! Cut!! Cut!!”. I turned and saw the director of the movie. He laughed and said “oh boy na movie we dey shoot here” ooHahahahahah shame wan kill me. Chaii!!Economy recession no go kill person lol. …😷😷

29/08/2016

Six Important Guidelines in Life
1. When u are alone, mind ur thoughts
2. When u are with ur friends, mind ur tongue
3. When u are angry, mind ur temper
4. When u are with a group, mind ur behaviour
5. When u are in trouble, mind ur emotions
6. When God starts blessing u, mind ur ego
Bonsoir

29/08/2016

Scientists have predicted dat on Thursday September 1 we will experience annular eclipse from 7am to 10am and it might be so dark but we shouldn't be scared, we should try our possible best not to look at the sky during the period because it can cause irreversible eye problem....except with a dark glass... Thank u and do ur best to pass it to pple u care abt

29/08/2016

Na wa for Nigeria ooooo!!!!

Small tym Ijaw men go jump enta water like fish, see swimming for Olympics, Zero medal 4 Naija
Igbo man go dey tumble for Atilogwu, see gymnastics for Olympics, no entry.
Hausa man go enter boat dey shout Argungu Fishing Festival, see Rowing at the Olympics, Zero medal for Nigeria.
Fulani herdsmen fit shoot arrow from 1km kill anyone wey wan steal their cow, Olympics reach, make dem go do Archery dem no gree show face.
Yoruba man go remove clothe, wrist watch and pant to fight at Ojuelegba. See boxing at the Olympics, Zero medal.
The one wey vex me pass na Warri pple.
Warri man go say Warri no dey carry last.... Wetin Blessing Okagbare, our own Warri girl carry for 100m Olympics finals? No be last? I taya 4 naija self. Una well done. If not for Adekunle Gold and Joke Silver, which other Gold or Silver we get???

29/08/2016

Hot Question Of The Day
Lease this test is for the Fast thinkers, smart, and geniuses only...
Any Olodo and Otondo shud please stay away, Fast thinkers let me seeel if u're smart.
Write a word starting with "A" and ending with "A" apart from Area, Apapa, and Anambra. And in 2scs. Let's goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

29/08/2016

Please Be Sincere
U met a girl on social media and agreed to meet face to face u decided take her to an eatery where you can relax and talk better.
You had N1500 on you and paid N350 for her transport so you're left with N1150 when you got to the eatery, before you could order for a bottle of maltina for her, she ordered for 2 bottles of Andre at N2000, per bottle, 2 plates of chicken and chips at N1000 per plate, she said she needed to make some calls and asked you to go outside and buy her recharge card of N1500.
Now you are outside........what do you do now???

29/08/2016

WHO KNOWS THE ANSWER HERE?
If u want 2 catch RAT, use FISH
If u want 2 catch DOG, use BONE
If u want 2 catch FISH, use HOOK
If u want 2 catch a BABY, use SWEETS
If u want 2 catch MAN, use WOMAN
If u want 2 catch WOMAN, use what???

29/08/2016

A Lot of pple are going to regret the way they treated u, just watch and have faith in God.... Monday morning vibes

28/08/2016

Okoro Emmanuel My 1st S*x Experience With An Online Girl
I have tried to convince this girl on Facebook, whatsapp, bbm etc to visit me but she always tells me that she is busy her profile pictures was always tempting, her curves, her b***s, name it everything make sense, i decided to take it to anoda level at my own expense...
Hope u know wat I mean?
So at last I was able to decode her to give me her numba, I called her immediately to confirm if it was really her numba.
We talked for a while and I discovered that she just lives a stone throw from my place, i said within me;
"Nae nri ooo"
As an award winning womanizer, convincing her was just like counting ABC she promised me that she will visit me next week Friday.
Friday seemed too far but that was just the price to enter her h*ney p*t.
Friday finally came, I called her around 7:30 just to confirm.
She said in affirmative, I arranged my room immediately, bought 8 condoms (guess it was too much) around 10.am she knocked on my door, she dressed seductively and was charming....
I chuckled " Today Na Today"
I laughed within me...
See how u serious dey read this story...
My dear
I wish u can learn how to read ur bible like dis...
I bet u God will like it & b happy. If it were a biblical msg, you'd have skipped. Abstain 4rm sexual immorality, it will lead u to hell...

28/08/2016

In the Bible, Jesus broke some laws.

* He first broke the law of biology by coming to this world through a virgin. If u ask a doctor they will tell u it's impossible.

* He broke the law of chemistry by turning water into wine.

* He broke the law of physics by walking on sea

* He broke the law of economics by feeding 5,000 pple with just 5 loaves & 2 fishes

* He broke the law of government by ruling without any election conducted.

* He also disagreed to mathematics which say 1+1+1 = 3 instead he said 1 + 1 + 1 is equal to 1 (The Trinity).

* He broke the law of nature, he died and came back alive.

Now to every hand that TYPE AMEN this season God almighty will destroy the power of devil over ur life. AMEN

28/08/2016

What can dis money buy in ur area just b specific

28/08/2016