30/11/2025
See ehn, if enjoyment no k!ll me in this life, I don escape.
Because what happened to me today still dey shock my shadow.
So I said let me enter one restaurant and spoil myself small. After all, it’s not easy to work from January to January like somebody’s house goat. As I sat down, I first did surveillance. I was scanning people’s plates and monitoring their facial expressions like FBI. I needed confirmation that my money will not cry today.
Na so my eyes jam one brother.
This guy was devouring vegetable soup with passion.
He was nodding his head, sweating, smiling…
I said, “YES! That’s my cue!”
If person dey chop like that, the soup must be sweet.
I rushed to the counter and ordered vegetable soup plus 2 wraps of semo.
Because if one wrap finished that man’s soup, who am I?
They brought my food.
First taste: BEAUTIFUL. Angels were nodding.
Second taste: Something shifted.
Third taste: My sisters and brothers, I was chewing seasoning cube.
SEASONING. CUBE. 😭
Is this not w!ckedness?
Confused, I looked at the brother.
He looked back.
I quickly asked, “Oga, abeg how the soup dey taste?”
This man said:
“I no dey know if food sweet or not. I just dey chop anything wey dem give me.”
I froze.
So why were you nodding like gospel choir backup singer?
Why didn’t you warn me?
Why did you deceive me with your enjoyment face?
Ang£r carry me.
I called the waitress. She tasted the soup and apologized.
Manager came. Apologized too.
Next thing, they replaced the food with egusi, gave me the 2 wraps of fufu free, and even added one chilled zobo on the house.
Tell me my people,
Which enjoyment pass free food + free drink on a stressful day?
God really sees his children.
Now I want to know,
Has food ever £mbarrassed you like this before?
Drop your own experience, let’s laugh together! 🤣👇
