07/08/2025
Title: “Chuka and the Prayer Warrior Date”
Chuka was tired of being single. So he joined a Christian dating group on Facebook called “Rib of My Rib Ministries (ROMRM)” 😅
After a week, he matched with a beautiful sister named Gloria. Her profile picture showed her with a big Bible, long skirt, no makeup—Chuka thought, “This one na wife material.”
They planned a date at Mr. Biggs. Chuka wore his best shirt. Gloria arrived… carrying anointing oil.
She didn’t sit.
She stood by the table and said:
“Brother Chuka, before we eat, let’s bind and cast!”
Before Chuka could say anything, she placed her palm on his forehead and shouted:
“Every spirit of womanizer! COME OUT!”
People in the restaurant turned.
The cashier dropped a tray.
Chuka whispered, “Sister Gloria, please, this is Mr. Biggs, not Mountain of Fire…”
She didn’t stop.
“Holy Ghost fire! Any side chick blocking his destiny—SCATTER!!!”
At this point, even the chicken on Chuka’s plate began to sweat. 🍗💦
Chuka ran out of Mr. Biggs, left his wallet behind, and never replied to Gloria’s messages again.
Till today, his nickname in the Facebook group is “Spirit Husband.”
😂😂😂😂
