Baba testy

14/09/2025

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13/09/2025

1. Two children in their mother's womb saw a d!ck coming in🙄
Baby 1: Heey look, daddy is coming to play with us.
Baby 2: shūt up, u have no sēnse, that's not daddy, is uncle Emmanuel, daddy don't use to cover his face with plastic while coming to play with us... U will see, this one will not give us milk when he finish 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2: A 5yrs old son catch their parents having s£× in the night 🙄
Boy: Heey, dad, what are u doing??
Dad: oh son, am putting fuel in ur Mom stomach 🙄
Boy: wow, that means mom stomach contain a lot of fuel bcuz i saw uncle Richard putting that same fuel in the morning when u went to work 🙄🙄
Mom: faīnted 🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸


3. After service on Sunday a wife saw her husband sitting in the garden so sād, she got concerned and walk to him an ask..
Wife: honey what's the matter why are you so sād?😥😥
Husband: our pastor confessiøn is making me feel sād 😥😥

Wife: what's that??
Husband: pastor cønfessed that he has slept with all the women in the church except one woman bcuz she has the fear of God 😥😥😥
Wife: maybe she's sister Mary bcuz she like doing Holy Holy... don't mind that Holy mary....
Husband faīnted 🤸🤸🤣🤣🤣

4. If your plans is to laugh and skip following my page, get ready, your crush will skip you 😂

😁🤍
Let’s follow this guy please he’s good at putting smile on your face Baba testy testy

03/09/2025

31/08/2025

😂😂😂 AMAZING JOKES 😂😂😂

1. In Movies
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👽: We Gonna Inváde The Entire Earth
The Earth: 🇱🇷
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😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

2. A nicer way to say "Are you stúpíd"
👇
"Are u the last born"🙄🙄
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3. Teacher: A person from America is called what?

Me: American

Teacher: *(piçks up cáne dramatiçally)
"So why did you write cliēnt?"🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️
😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

4. If you pronounce f0rk as "Ferk"
Avoïd me😒🔪
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5. What's the difference between a knífe and a girl's argúmēnt?
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A knífe has a point.😂😂
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6. After br£ak up,the girl will be líke
I promise you, you won't see a girl líke me
Weldone ooo..Foll0w come Charger😏
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7. Ibadan girls will wash plates with h0t water every morning because of harmattan🙄🙄
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

8. What if sh0rt people are gíant ánt🤔😜
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

9. So because u Don buy new p@nts.
U don dey sh0ut who's free tomorrow let's go out for swimming 🏊😒
😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

10. From today don't inbox me unlēss you want to gimme môney 🙄🙄
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Keep Foll0wing My Backup pāge below Bcuz I Just Posted there Not Quite Long Ago🙌🙌❣️
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21/07/2025

Happy Birthday To Mohbad Son 🎂
He turns 2 today

Lets Celebrate him ❤️

21/07/2025

Victor Osimhen spends over 500 Millio-n to buy clothes in Zlatan Boutique
This is Massive ❤️

20/07/2025

Sunday jokes 😂

1) To my girlfriēnd🙎 you're free to check my phone📱 at night But wen you're Done make sure u çry 😭outside , I'll líke to sleēp.😅😅😅😅

2) Girls🙎 are gradually lóósing our culture, imagine I saw two girls 👯today quárr£ling without clâpping their hands, wetin dey happen.🙄🙄🙄🙄

3) Some of us don't know our secondary Schoolmate again because " Aderemi mercy" is now "it's Itz Princess Adenike😅😅😅😅
Lemme run b4 she stóne me 🏃🏃🏃.

4) On my wedding day, Shôrt people will not be served I cannot wâste my food on ppl dat cannot grow again.😉😉😉😉

5) I saw a science student çryíng.😭

ME_ what's the mâtter 💁

HER_: Mātter is anything that has mâss and occupies space . I just Left.🚶🚶
Nønsense 😅😅😅

6) The way my Neighbor 🙎love eating chicken 🐔 feet eh, Now all the chickens 🐔 are now using wheel chair.😂😂😂😂😂😂

7) The way A.T.M thrôws out card after withdrâwing ₦500🤑 is so d!srespeçtful I had to pick mine across de main Road yesterday.😭😭😭😭

8) First God created earth, then he rested...
Then he created man, then he rested...
Then he created women and no one has rested since!
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💁💁

9) Village ppl are very wíçked, dey can make u wear Glo T. Shirt to MTN interview.😁😁😁

10) Catçhing flowers at wedding doesn't make u the next bríde my friend mhiz Pat câúght up to 55 flowers, Now she has a garden.🤪😜😜😜😜

11) Why do guys🙇 ever chēât How do dey fēel For me I cannot chēât on my eight girlfriēnds. Never!😆😆😆😆😆

12) Nothing sweet pass when u are feelíng sleépy in church ⛪ and pastor said" bow down your head let's pray.😀😀😀😀😀😀

13) If new born babies👼 knew the number of men🙇 dat súçk the same brêâst before dem chaii, They will prefer drinking Zobo.😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

14) Have u ever checked your FB friends and u be líke" when did I accept this one?😒😒😏

15) Someone💂 will just dïe with afro in Àfrica movie and his spírit will come back with lôw cút. So barbíng salon dey dat side?💁💁💁💁💁

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19/07/2025

Tommorow u will receive Good News immediately u like this photo 🙏

19/07/2025

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16/07/2025

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16/07/2025

14/07/2025

Update!!!

Peller and Jarvis last night

Congratulations 🎉 on their Award's ❤️