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21/03/2026

08/03/2026

Student : "Sir, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Yes!"

Student: "How do you put an elephant inside
a fridge?"🤷🏼‍♂️

Teacher: "I don't know."🤨

Student: "It's easy😊, you just open the fridge
and put it in😌. I have another question!"🙋🏼‍♂️

Teacher: "Ok, ask."

Student: "How to put a donkey inside the
fridge?"🤷‍♂️

Teacher: "It's easy😊, you just open the fridge
and put it in."😌

Student: "No sir😐, You just open the fridge
take out the elephant and put it in."😌

Teacher: "Ooh...ok!!"

Student: "Let me ask another one🙂. If all the
animals went to lion's birthday party,
and one animal went missing which one
would it be?"🤔

Teacher: "The lion of course! Because it would
eat all the animals."☺️

Student: "No sir🤨, it is the donkey because it's
still inside the fridge."😩

Teacher: "Are you kidding me?"😕

Student: "No sir😌, 1 last question."🙋🏼‍♂️

Teacher: "Ok!"

Student: "If there's a river full of crocodiles
and you wanted to cross, how would you?"🤔

Teacher: "There's no way, I would need a
boat to cross."😌

Student: "No sir😕, you just swim🏊and cross it
because all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party including the crocodile ..."💃💃

Teacher:☹️ "I have my own question😩, if all the
students come to school except one person,
who is the person..."😏

Student: "No idea sir..."🤷

Teacher: "It's you😒 because you are on two
weeks suspension🙄 for giving me headache.

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04/03/2026

OFFICER:- What is your name?
Monday:- M.P. sir
OFFICER:- In full please
Monday:- Monday Paul
OFFICER:- Your father's name?
Monday:- M.P. sir
OFFICER:- What does that mean?
Monday:- Matthias Paul
OFFICER:- Your natíve place?
Monday : M.P. sir
OFFICER:- What's that?
Monday:- Malvin Province
OFFICER:- What is your qualification?
Monday:- M.P.
OFFICER:- (ângry) What is that?!!!
Monday:- Mathematics Professor
OFFICER:- So why do you need a job?
Monday:- It is because of M.P. sir
OFFICER: Meaning?
Monday:- Môney Prøblems
OFFICER:- Would you explaín yourself and stop wāsting my time? What's your personality líke?
Monday: MP sir.
OFFICER: And what is that?
Monday:- Marvelous Personality
OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.
Monday:- Sir, how was M.P. sir?
OFFICER:- And what's that again?
Monday:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- I think you have M.P.
Monday:- Meaning?
OFFICER:- M£nt@l Prøblem!!!

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Shåre this to M.P. (Many People) to put smile on their faces.
I have post this to you because you are M.P. (My people)

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31/12/2025

19/09/2025

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

10/07/2025

Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is called BABY and the child is called DADDY.

Welcome to Nigeria where wedding must be on Saturday.

Welcome to Nigeria where we give
electricity to other countries but we don't have stable light in our country.

Welcome to Nigeria where Car keys and
IPhone don't enter pocket.

Welcome to Nigeria where it's easy for your relatives to contribute money for your burial but difficult to raise money to help
you start-up a business.

Welcome to Nigeria where you will open
fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside.

Welcome to Nigeria where we buy dog and name it tiger.

Welcome to Nigeria.... A country where a married man will still complain that his girlfriend is cheating on him.

Welcome to Nigeria where Yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates.

Welcome to Nigeria where Barbers display pictures of hairstyle they can't even barb!

Welcome to Nigeria where some ladies insult yahoo boys online and sleep with them offline.

Welcome to NIGERIA where all DETERGENTS
are called OMO.

Welcome to Nigeria where all noodles are called indomie.

Welcome to Nigeria where one medicine
cures all si¢knesses.

Welcome to Nigeria where a rich hausa man is called 'Alhaji' while a poor hausa man is called 'Aboki'.

Welcome to Nigeria where a fat rich man's child is called biggy while a fat poor man's child is called 'orobo'.😅 💔😂🙆‍♂️

Cruise country 🇳🇬

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23/02/2025

A VERY SHORT STORY

Once upon a time, in the heart of the forest, lived two unlikely friends: Hare and Tortoise. Hare was known for his boundless energy, while Tortoise was wise but slow-moving.

One day, a terrible drought struck the forest. The once-lush greenery turned brown, and the animals suffered. Food became scarce, and despair settled over the creatures. Hare, who usually raced around, now sat dejectedly under a withered tree.

Tortoise, noticing Hare's sadness, approached him. "My friend," he said, "we mustn't lose hope. Even in the darkest times, there’s always a way forward."

"But how?" Hare replied, his ears drooping. "The rivers have dried up, and the sun scorches everything."

Tortoise thought for a moment. "Listen carefully," he said. "Beyond the hills lies a legendary well—the Well of Endless Hope. They say its waters can revive even the most desolate land."

Hare’s eyes widened. "But it’s so far away! And I’m fast, but not fast enough to make it there alone."

Tortoise smiled. "That’s where our strengths come into play. You’ll run ahead, and I’ll follow at my own pace. Together, we’ll reach the well."

And so, Hare set off, his legs a blur as he raced across the barren landscape. Tortoise plodded behind, steady and determined. Along the way, they encountered challenges: thorny bushes, steep cliffs, and scorching sands. But they pressed on, each relying on their strengths.

Days turned into weeks. Hare grew tired, but he remembered Tortoise’s unwavering spirit. "I can’t give up," he thought. "Tortoise believes in me."

Finally, they reached the hill overlooking the Well of Endless Hope. Hare collapsed, panting, while Tortoise arrived, his shell dusty but intact.

The well shimmered—a deep pool of crystal-clear water. Hare dipped his paw, and the water sparkled like diamonds. "Is this real?" he wondered aloud.

Tortoise nodded. "Drink, my friend. Let hope flow through you."

Hare drank, and a surge of energy filled him. His legs felt lighter.