Samlaw01

02/08/2024

26/04/2024

THROUGH BACK JOKES
✍️😂 VAWUL£NC£ 😂✍️

Gøvernment announced that if U have 5 k!ds, yur s@lary will be increased to N500,000 💰💵.
A man heard the nēws and sâid to his w!fe, "I have a k!d with my girlfr!end. I'm going to bring him so we can him to our 4 k!ds"
When he came back, he saw ønly øne of his k!ds remaining 😳🧐.
He asked: "Where are the 0ther 3?"
His wife repl!ed: "You are nøt the only øne who heard the nēws. TH£IR FATH£RS HAVE COM£ FOR TH£M!😂😂😂😂😂🙆🏃

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01/04/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Imran Khan, Jaman Ahamed Vidyut, Irene Dhewa, Bikram Bikram Mondal Mondal, Ronaldo Lozada, Md. Jahangir Alam

20/03/2024

😌 LAUGH WITH ✌️

Teacher: What’s wrong🤐..??

Emeka: Our house is very small😓,
Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed😔. Every night my dad asks if I’m sleeping, I say No then he släps my face & gives me a Bläck eye😫

Teacher: tonight when your dad asks, keep deäd quiet, don’t answer😌

*The following morning Emeka’s teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face*.🙄😐

Teacher: My goodness why the swelling🤨..??

Emeka: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping I shut up and kept deäd still😊. Then my dad & my mom started moving🤦‍♂️, You know, Mum was breathing heavy,😐 kicking her legs up and making moaning noises.🤷‍♂️ Then my dad asked my mum, “Are you cumin😌?” Mum said, “Yes I’m cumin, are you cumin too😁?” Dad answered: “Yes😚”. They don’t usually go anywhere without me 💁‍♂️So I said, “wait for me, I’m coming too!!😁😁😒😂😂😂😂

TBC...☺️
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25/02/2024

🙆🙆ENGLISH CORRECTION😂😂

🙅
*MY FELLOW NIGERIANS*🤗🤗
its called "BATH" not "BAFF"🙆
its called "NAIRA" not "NERA''🙆
its called ''WITÇH'' not ''WINCH''😳😳
*MY DEAR EDO PEOPLE*💁
its called "ĀRGÚMENT" not
"AJUMENT"🙋
*MY DEARE YORUBAS*😁😁
its called "AIR" not "HAIR"😭
its called "EIGHT" not "HĀTE"🤨
its called "ZERO" not "SIRO"🏃🏃
its called '' MTN not ''HENTIIHEN'🏃‍♂️'🏃‍♂️
*MY DEAR HAUSA PEOPLE*🙋
its called "FIFTY" not "PIPTY"🙆
its called "FIVE" not "PIPE"😳😳
its called "GLO" not "GILO"🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
its called "COME" not "KWAM"🏃🏃🏃
🙋LEST I FØRGET 😉
*MY DEAREST IGBO'S (IGBO KWENU)💁‍♂️*...
*BIKONU*🙏
its called *"BED SHEET"* not *"BAYSHEET"*🙅
its called *''A GUCCI BAG''* not *''EGUSI BAG''*🥺
He is *"MÅRK ZUÇKERBĒRG"* not *"Mark Nsukka Bread"*🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

*MY DEAR CALABAR PEOPLE*🤨
It's called *"DONT MENTION"* and not *"Don't menyon"*🙆
It's called *"DEPARTMENT"* not *"Depamen"*🙏
It's Called *"JAMES and JOHN"* not
*"Yames and Yun"*🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️
It's called *"GEN nt YEN"*😲😲
It's Called *"JUMP UP"* and not *"Yump up"*🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
*EHEN MAKE I TELL UNA...*
👇👇
*MY DEAR ANAMBRA/ENUGU PEOPLE*
It's called *"LORRY"* not *"LOLLY"*🤦‍♂️
It's called *"RICE"* not *"LIÇE"* bikonu 🤷🏽‍♂️
It's called *"AFRICA"* not *"AFLICA"* bikozienunu
It's called *"CERTIFICATE"* not *"CERFI TICKET"*🤗🤗

ADD YOURS 😂😂😂😂😂😂🙆

I pray the lord God should touch your heart to follow my page 🙏🙏
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25/02/2024

LET SEE THE PEOPLE ONLINE NOW ANSWER THE QUSETION

You loaned your friend ₦4,000,000.00 last year and since then, he has refused to pay back, which has deteriorated the friendship.
You beg him to just pay you ₦2,000,000.00 and forget the rest because you are in a financial crisis.
Your friend then says he can only get you ₦1,500,000.00 since that's all he has.
You feel like you have no option but to accept.
You eventually give him your account details to send the amount directly to your bank.
You wake up the next morning, checked your account and there is ₦15,000,000.00 in it.
You kept staring at the screen in disbelief but it is indeed ₦15M.
You grab your phone and find 53 missed calls from him and an additional 27 text messages begging you to transfer back ₦13,500,000.00 since he only meant to send ₦1,500,000.00 and mistakenly added an extra "0."
As a well-brought-up person, what are you supposed to do:
1. Send back ₦13,500,000.00
2. Take your full ₦4,000,000.00
3. Keep the entire ₦15,000,000.00
4. Switch off your phone and relocate
Which will you do? 1 to 4

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23/02/2024

BEST CHAT EVER
I salute this gender 😍😂😍

Lady🧒: Hi
Guy🧔: Hello, how are you?
Lady🧒:I'm fine and you?
Guy🧔: Everything is fine
Lady🧒: What do you do for a living?
Guy🧔: Nothing,and I don't study
Lady🧒: Why?
Guy🧔: Because I don't like going to school
Lady🧒: Ahhh!!!wat a pity
Guy🧔:and you??
Lady🧒: I'm engaged
Guy🧔: Wow dat really good
Lady🧒: You are single and poor
Guy 🧔: Mmm I was left with inheritance of 50 million US dollars from my grandfather to get married with it and expand our business
Lady🧒: You Know, I and my fiance just broke up
Guy🧔: You Know, the money got burnt when our house caught fire
Lady🧒: We broke up but we just re-union back and we have fixed the date for our wedding
Guy🧔: Luckily,the suit case that contain the money didn't catch fire: I was able to carry my money safe
Lady🧒:(in tears😭😭) unfortunately my fiance passed away last week

😍😂
Samlaw01Samlaw01

16/02/2024

IN BETWEEN 🙆‍♂️😂

✍A four year old girl walks in while her father is dressing in the bedroom. She looks at his privates and points at his ??? and ask, "Dad! What's that thing betwēēn your legs?" The dad replies, "I don't know." 🤷‍♂️
She goes to the kitchen and finds her mom, "Mom.🤔 What's that long thing betwēēn dad's legs?🙄" Her mom instead of explaining things to her, replies, "I don't know." 🤷‍♀️
A week later, when her mom was coming home from work, the little girl ran to her and says,
"Mom! You refūse to tell me the name of that thing between dad's legs. I have finally figured it out myself😋. It's a toothbrush!"😋
The mom laughs, then ask, "How do you know that?" The little girl explains, "When I came back from school this morning, I saw aunty Nana (the Maid) knēēling in front of dad, brushing her teeth with dad's toothbrush and sure enough, there was toothpaste all over her mouth😂"The mum faīnted!.. 🙆‍♂️
Chai Children self ehh 😅

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23/01/2024

😂🙆🏾‍♂️ LAUGH! LAUGH! LAUGH 😂🙆🏾‍♂️

1. Teacher enters the class and wrote "Can there be a healthy relatiønship without møney ?"
Ñïfêmhï stood up āngrīly and said: Because I asked for #1,OOO last night, you've brought it to class. 🤭🤣

2. Employer: Your CV says you are really quick at Maths, what's 8O×18
Applicant (Me): 98
Employer: That's not even cløse
Applicant (Me): Yes but at least it was quick 🤷😂

3. Just because your girlfriend is smiling while pressing her phone does not mean she is cheàting on you, my brother, relax she is reading my post 😁😄

4. Childhood is like being drūnk; everyone remembers what you did, except you. 😅🤗

5. PRINCIPAL: Why were you absēnt yesterday
SAMAD: I attended a būrïal ma !
PRINCIPAL: Hmm! That will not stop me from punishing you today. Now answer me; who dīēd ?
SAMAD: The first son of the cousin of my grandmother's youngest nephew who is also the youngest step-brother to the woman who gave birth to my uncle's youngest step-son and he also...
PRINCIPAL: Alright! Alright! Please! That's enough! Just go to the class! 😆🤣

6. Main reason why I have not travelled to abroad:
What if I get chased by a d0g that doesn't understand Kai Kai Kai. 🐵😂

7. Having Grēēdy friends is stressful see me now I'm drīnkïng Yoghurt in the Tøilët 🤭💔😹

8. You will screenshot an attire on Instagram that might cost 75k to sow, and you will be looking for innøçent tailors in your street to sow exactly that style with 1k, looking for tailors to ēñd their Careers... Wīçkëd Søūls 😄🤣

9. Some guy will be shøūting I çan't marry a woman that çan't cook... My guy do you even have møney for foodstuffs 🤷😂

10. Help me thank GOD oo I now have a property abroad. My friend travelled to Canada with my earphone and charger 😹

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19/01/2024

Another laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1. Is now Imoleayo returned back from cross over night since January 1st 🤷🙆🙆

Just dey play , you go confirm am soon 🏃🏃🏃🏃

2. Please what's the dead line for happy New year🤷 "I'm tired of saying" same to you "🤦🤦🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

3. Which one be" for making me laugh this way you'll not make heaven " 😭😭😭😭

God abeg o, I wan make heaven 😁😁

4. Yahoo don turn all of us to mate, pikin wey them born 2002 dey tell me "afa guy" 🙆🙆😭😭😭

5. I can never get lost in America, because I watch many Americans films, so I know everywhere👏👏👏👏

6. January to December 365, December to January 31, the story no clear 🤔🤔🤔

Abi na the Igbo, wey Ifeoluwa smoke near me🤭🤗🤗🤗

7. Life is very hard now, even to eat free food on occasion ,you must have connections🙆🙆🙅🙅😁😁😁

8. Hot temper is not good at all, I almost told my wife that I catch my girlfriend with another man😂😂😂😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Nah God save me 🙏🙏🙏

9. Dear tall people don't be tall for nothing,🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️ please look forward and tell us what Febuary have for us🥰😀😀😀🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

10.Ñïfêmhï your hair might be Brazilian hair, or Malaysia hair, or even Chinese hair,😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁

but the hair in your armpit will always be Africa🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
Not my handwriting oo

I come in pêãçê😂😂😂😂😂

Oya share with friends 🤣🤣 don't laugh 🤣🤣🤣 alone tag them 🙏🙏

The problem i have with people😄😄😄 is that they would read your jokes smile & laugh and still refused to react😭😭😭 Samlaw01Samlaw01

19/01/2024

Another laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1. Nobody keeps a seçret than a Nïgerian guy travelling abroad for the very first time...🙆🙄

“The fëar of villäge people is the beginning of wisdom” 🤭😂😂😂

2. My neighbour is complaining that he wants’ to quit his church that drummers won’t let them hear what Pastor have to say🙄‚... Before “Praise the Lord” You don hear “skrum skrum‚ korogodom tom tom gbish 😒🤭😂😂😂

3. Façebook will ask you “what’s on your mïnd” and they’ll still restriçt your açcount for saying your mïnd 🙄🤭😂😂

4. Go school you say “NO”‚ now Police don catch you with weed‚ carry you go station. Write your statement, you dey copy person mürder case 😳🙆🤭😂😂😂

5. Some sisters would get married in August and by October‚ they’ll start giving marital advice... 😳🙆

Ñïfêmhï , If I sound you ehn 😒 wetin you don see for marriage 🙄😂😂

6. If your parents named you “LUCKY”‚ just know that you escaped “Abörtion”... Yeh ! who stonëd me? 😒🙄🤭😂😂

7. Whenever she comes online and say “who missëd me ?”‚ Then know that the abörtion was successfül...🙆 Yeh !!!!😳 Make Ñïfêmhï forgive me for wetin I talk now oo 🤭😂😂

8. On judgement day ehn‚ about 1O‚OOO angëls should be on standby at the gate in order to separatë fïght between White Men and Yahoö bøys... 🤭😂😂😂
Not my hand writing ✍️ ooo

9. Do you know that if electricity stays more than 12 hours without blinking in Nïgeria‚ Neighbours will run outside to ask each other “what’s wrong with NEPA ?” 🤭😂😂

10. When you see a pregnant woman spittïng‚ just know that the baby ïnside had fartëd...🤭
Sënse no go kee me 😂😂

11. Dearie, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend, Love you All 💖

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened
Hey cutie pls follow my pages Samlaw01Samlaw01

10/01/2024

JOKES 🤣🤣🤣🤣

1) During dinner, My Daddy cracked joke
And we all laughed and I mistakenly slapped his head and said "You're really crazy sometimes." 😮‍💨😂

I beg, how much is room in your area?😩😞

2) I thought being in a relationship is all about kissing and hugging.😌.
I never knew y'all also get Naked and put things together.😒😒

3) I told my mom to buy me a dog 🐕
She said she can't train two animals
Please who is second animal🙄🤔🙄

4) The only Warning Africans takes seriously is "LOW BATTERY."
Especially in Liberia 🇱🇷 😒 🤣😂

5) I never knew I will have property abroad till my sister took my earpiece to China 😅😂😂

6) Dear lord, may my phone drop in the toilet if I don't Like And Comment on this post.

Remember you just made a promise oo 😂😂

7)My girlfriend is not rømantic at all,l throw her pillow,for her to do the same way l did,she wīpe me USB,cable for neck😂😂

8)Guys the best way to propose to a girl,take her in a boat to the middle of the river and say"marry me or leave my boat,thank me later😂😂😂😂

9)Facebook is another level of wītchcraft how can you be feeling sick with 78 Others pls be cāreful,😂😂😂

10)I went to a wedding and immediately l arrive they serve me rice,hey my opponent don pour the rice when he was greeting the groom,is now l believe that villāge people are reāl😂😂😂😂

11)You get mind wear okirika travel abroad,what if the owner sees you there,😦yeh who stone me pānt😂😂😂



12)I saw my class mate roasting corn by the road side,as soon as he saw me he ran away, l only wanted to tell him l supply charcoal😂😂😂

13)My father sent me a friend request on Facebook,l mistakenly accepted hey😦,my post now is children of God shout hallelujah,no be jūjū be dat😂😂😂😂

14)On the day of judgment thousands of Angel will be beside d hēll to separate f!ght between Yah00 boys and white men,😂😂😂

15)Don't be ashāmed if you fart while urinating...Bros there's no rain without thūnder.😂😂😂😂
Samlaw01