Monsieur Ugoo Noble

Monsieur Ugoo Noble Music & Dance
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😂 50 Dirty Habits Nigerians Do Like It’s Nothing (No Offense, Just Facts)You may deny it, but you’ve probably done at le...
27/07/2025

😂 50 Dirty Habits Nigerians Do Like It’s Nothing (No Offense, Just Facts)

You may deny it, but you’ve probably done at least 10 of these — and your immune system is just watching you like 😩👇

1. Pressing phone while sitting on the toilet

2. Not washing hands after using the toilet

3. Bathing without touching all the “important parts”

4. Using one bucket of water for two people

5. Repeating underwear “just for today again”

6. Wearing socks multiple times without washing

7. Eating food that fell on the floor — “God will protect me”

8. Using saliva to clean someone’s face or shoes

9. Licking fingers while eating suya, rice, or eba

10. Sharing one bottle or cup with friends

11. Using tissue paper as handkerchief

12. Sneezing into your hand and wiping it on your clothes

13. Buying fruits on the road and eating without washing

14. Eating roasted corn or groundnut with unwashed hands

15. Popping pimples or boils with your hands

16. Skipping night brushing — “I’ll do it tomorrow”

17. Sleeping in house clothes without changing

18. Using same towel and sponge for months

19. Keeping one bedsheet on the bed for 3 weeks

20. Sharing lip balm or face powder

21. Carrying a handkerchief you haven’t washed since last week

22. Pouring water on toilet and calling it “cleaning”

23. Bathing with water that has been in a bucket for days

24. Not scrubbing armpit or legs while bathing

25. Touching money, then touching food immediately

26. Eating from someone’s plate with your hands

27. Using back of hand to clean sweat like tissue

28. Using tasting spoon as stirring spoon

29. Not washing your flask or bottle

30. Sneezing freely into the air (even in buses)

31. Never cleaning your toilet brush or mop

32. Keeping worn clothes on your bed

33. Allowing babies crawl and then eat from the floor

34. Sharing dirty earpiece

35. Wearing “outing” clothes at home all day

36. Touching your sweaty face with dirty hands

37. Wearing boxers and singlet to buy fuel

38. Never wiping gym equipment (if you gym at all 😅)

39. Putting phones on your bed after putting them on the ground

40. Eating food left in pot for 2 days — “it’s still good”

41. Ignoring mold in the bathroom

42. Brushing teeth without touching your tongue

43. Lying down on bed with outdoor clothes

44. Licking the spoon while cooking and putting it back in the pot

45. Walking barefoot outside then inside the house

46. Touching animals or chicken without washing hands

47. Using fan from gutter to blow yourself

48. Touching meat in the pot without washing hands

49. Not bathing in harmattan — “I didn’t sweat”

50. Refusing to accept that you’ve done at least 10 of these 😅

👉 Which ones are you guilty of? Be honest 😂
Tag your cleanest friend (if they exist) 👇👇👇

🌺 July 1st – A New Month,  🌅Day 183 of 2025.The middle of the year.Today marks the middle of the year and the beginning ...
01/07/2025

🌺 July 1st – A New Month, 🌅
Day 183 of 2025.
The middle of the year.

Today marks the middle of the year and the beginning of a new month. Many began this year but didn’t make it this far — yet here we are. Not because it was easy, but because grace carried us. Our survival is not by chance; it’s proof that our life still matters deeply.

May the second half of this year bring healing where we hurt, strength where we're weak, and beauty for every broken piece. May God stay beside us, protect us from every evil and harm and cover us with unshakable peace. The works of our hand shall be bless and we shall be winners.
Amen. 💖🙏

Happy New Month family and friends 🙌 🎉 💕

Monsieur Ugoo Noble

> 🔥AGULERI SPECIAL (Enyimba) - By Anyidons🔥Culture, Rhythm, and Royalty wrapped in one sound!Designed for the   by Anyid...
29/06/2025

> 🔥AGULERI SPECIAL (Enyimba) - By Anyidons🔥

Culture, Rhythm, and Royalty wrapped in one sound!

Designed for the by Anyidons

🙌

Tag them if you feel this deserves the prize 🏆

29/06/2025

To all the Graphic designers on this page.
Oya do a design of AGULERI SPECIAL( Enyimba )by anyidons with this picture & post it on your page and tag me and Ogbu Noni Emmanuel
the best design wins 200k this sunday nightis

Note:it’s now official that AGULERI people love the song I did for them.
they told me that they are going to to support that project with everything i will need.
They are even willing to Bring out 3 tear leather cars for the Song’s promotion & challenge.
Ist -position (A car)
2nd- position (a car)
3rd -position (a car)
These will be for Winners of the Aguleri challenge when it starts

Omo I shock when I started hearing Men from Aguleri
My thing just fall flat🧑🏻‍🦯‍➡️🧑🏻‍🦯‍➡️🧑🏻‍🦯‍➡️
I no know say them get money even pass ritualists🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

Peace of mind is better than riches — unless the riches help you preserve or increase your peace.In the end, peace is th...
19/06/2025

Peace of mind is better than riches — unless the riches help you preserve or increase your peace.
In the end, peace is the goal, and money is only a tool.

Monsieur Ugoo Noble 🦅

Today, I honor the pain that shaped my soul, the love that held me when I felt lost, and the hope that quietly whispers ...
01/06/2025

Today, I honor the pain that shaped my soul, the love that held me when I felt lost, and the hope that quietly whispers in my darkest moments.
This is my story—one of brokenness, healing, and endless courage, with a crown of grace. And today, I am proud to keep writing it, with a heart full of gratitude and a spirit unbreakable.

Happy Birthday to me. ✨❤️🖤

Monsieur Ugoo Noble 🦅💕 🎉 💕










No be every time dem go dey chase "fresh scent" with chemicals wey go burn skin. If person no dey smell, then e good as ...
25/05/2025

No be every time dem go dey chase "fresh scent" with chemicals wey go burn skin. If person no dey smell, then e good as e be.

Cleanliness no mean say person must pour perfume or roll-on full body. Sometimes, water and soap with small sense na the best hygiene routine. That armpit wey black now go begin dey ask, “Wetin I do?”😂

Tell them say: “Natural no mean dirty.”

"SEVEN YEARS OF LOYALTY… REPAID WITH BETRAYAL!"Have you heard what happened in Electronics Market, Onitsha?This is not j...
24/05/2025

"SEVEN YEARS OF LOYALTY… REPAID WITH BETRAYAL!"

Have you heard what happened in Electronics Market, Onitsha?

This is not just a story. It’s a wake-up call. A tale of pain, betrayal… and unexpected victory.

The young man in the photo below gave 7 solid years of his life serving the man beside him as an apprentice (nwa-boy). He swept floors, carried goods, opened and closed shop—he gave his all, with the hope that one day, his master would settle him and give him a fresh start.

But what did he get in return?

Accusation. Humiliation. Destruction.

When it was time to settle him, the man falsely accused him of stealing, got him arrested, and dragged him to court—doing everything in his power to ruin the boy's life.

Yet, God stood by the innocent.

The boy was eventually released, but instead of receiving compensation for his suffering, he was thrown out, empty-handed.

Still holding onto hope, he returned to the market to rebuild his life, but the man threatened to arrest him again if he ever came back.

Desperate and broken, the boy returned to his village and brought his wretched parents to beg this same man—the one who wrecked his future.

They knelt down in public, pleading with the man for mercy.

And he? He looked them in the eye and chased them away from the market like strangers.

That was the moment the market stood still.

Traders—men of dignity—rose in outrage, demanding justice. They told the man clearly: “Settle this boy now, or face the consequences!”

Under pressure, the man was forced to transfer N1,000,000 to the boy he once tried to destroy. And to crown it all, many traders contributed more money to support the boy’s new beginning.

What the devil meant for evil, God turned into victory.

**Dear friends, this is more than a story. It’s a reminder that no matter how dark it gets, no matter who turns against you—**if your hands are clean, God will fight for you.

From disgrace to grace... From betrayal to breakthrough.

To every heart still serving in silence—your day of reward will come!

Amen🙏

Monsieur Ugoo Noble 🦅🦅💕

Sad News from AbujaA man living alone in Abuja was found lifeless in his apartment after being unnoticed for about three...
19/05/2025

Sad News from Abuja

A man living alone in Abuja was found lifeless in his apartment after being unnoticed for about three days. According to eyewitnesses, neighbors and passersby became concerned when an unusual odor began to spread. They later forced their way into the apartment and discovered what had happened.

His phone and SIM card were locked with a passcode, making it difficult to reach any contacts.

May his soul rest in peace.

Please share this post to help reach his family or anyone who may know him.

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