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S*x is a therapy — it heals the mind, calms the body, and strengthens connection.But when misused, it becomes a poison: ...
23/11/2025

S*x is a therapy — it heals the mind, calms the body, and strengthens connection.
But when misused, it becomes a poison: draining dignity, wounding the heart, and destroying destinies.
If people knew the spiritual and emotional damage of careless s*x, they would fear it more than diseases.
S*x shouldn't be a matter of meeting a beautiful girl or an attractive man.
It's not everyone you should have s*x with.
Use it with wisdom, otherwise it becomes the very thing that kills what it was meant to heal.

Noble✅🕊️

02/11/2025

This month must favour me, my family and my friends.
Iseeee🙌

Yagazie 😘💕

02/11/2025

We shall see No evil and No danger shall befall us.
May this new month bring peace, favor, and progress.
This is my prayer for myself and my loved.
Iseee🙌🦅

“Don’t wait until the rush of exams! We encourage schools to get their own result template early, giving teachers and ad...
04/09/2025

“Don’t wait until the rush of exams! We encourage schools to get their own result template early, giving teachers and administrators enough time to explore its features and get fully familiar with it. This ensures smooth usage, eliminates last-minute errors, and makes result preparation stress-free during the exam period.

😂 50 Dirty Habits Nigerians Do Like It’s Nothing (No Offense, Just Facts)You may deny it, but you’ve probably done at le...
27/07/2025

😂 50 Dirty Habits Nigerians Do Like It’s Nothing (No Offense, Just Facts)

You may deny it, but you’ve probably done at least 10 of these — and your immune system is just watching you like 😩👇

1. Pressing phone while sitting on the toilet

2. Not washing hands after using the toilet

3. Bathing without touching all the “important parts”

4. Using one bucket of water for two people

5. Repeating underwear “just for today again”

6. Wearing socks multiple times without washing

7. Eating food that fell on the floor — “God will protect me”

8. Using saliva to clean someone’s face or shoes

9. Licking fingers while eating suya, rice, or eba

10. Sharing one bottle or cup with friends

11. Using tissue paper as handkerchief

12. Sneezing into your hand and wiping it on your clothes

13. Buying fruits on the road and eating without washing

14. Eating roasted corn or groundnut with unwashed hands

15. Popping pimples or boils with your hands

16. Skipping night brushing — “I’ll do it tomorrow”

17. Sleeping in house clothes without changing

18. Using same towel and sponge for months

19. Keeping one bedsheet on the bed for 3 weeks

20. Sharing lip balm or face powder

21. Carrying a handkerchief you haven’t washed since last week

22. Pouring water on toilet and calling it “cleaning”

23. Bathing with water that has been in a bucket for days

24. Not scrubbing armpit or legs while bathing

25. Touching money, then touching food immediately

26. Eating from someone’s plate with your hands

27. Using back of hand to clean sweat like tissue

28. Using tasting spoon as stirring spoon

29. Not washing your flask or bottle

30. Sneezing freely into the air (even in buses)

31. Never cleaning your toilet brush or mop

32. Keeping worn clothes on your bed

33. Allowing babies crawl and then eat from the floor

34. Sharing dirty earpiece

35. Wearing “outing” clothes at home all day

36. Touching your sweaty face with dirty hands

37. Wearing boxers and singlet to buy fuel

38. Never wiping gym equipment (if you gym at all 😅)

39. Putting phones on your bed after putting them on the ground

40. Eating food left in pot for 2 days — “it’s still good”

41. Ignoring mold in the bathroom

42. Brushing teeth without touching your tongue

43. Lying down on bed with outdoor clothes

44. Licking the spoon while cooking and putting it back in the pot

45. Walking barefoot outside then inside the house

46. Touching animals or chicken without washing hands

47. Using fan from gutter to blow yourself

48. Touching meat in the pot without washing hands

49. Not bathing in harmattan — “I didn’t sweat”

50. Refusing to accept that you’ve done at least 10 of these 😅

👉 Which ones are you guilty of? Be honest 😂
Tag your cleanest friend (if they exist) 👇👇👇

🌺 July 1st – A New Month, 🌅Day 183 of 2025.The middle of the year.Today marks the middle of the year and the beginning ...
01/07/2025

🌺 July 1st – A New Month, 🌅
Day 183 of 2025.
The middle of the year.

Today marks the middle of the year and the beginning of a new month. Many began this year but didn’t make it this far — yet here we are. Not because it was easy, but because grace carried us. Our survival is not by chance; it’s proof that our life still matters deeply.

May the second half of this year bring healing where we hurt, strength where we're weak, and beauty for every broken piece. May God stay beside us, protect us from every evil and harm and cover us with unshakable peace. The works of our hand shall be bless and we shall be winners.
Amen. 💖🙏

Happy New Month family and friends 🙌 🎉 💕

Monsieur Ugoo Noble

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29/06/2025

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Culture, Rhythm, and Royalty wrapped in one sound!

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