28/01/2025
1) Annie Idibia will grant an interview and do a series of podcasts detailing how she met Tubaba when she was 15 and has never been with any man apart from him. This one no be May ooo, she must talk!
2). Nigerian women will start addressing her as King, not even Queen. "We love you, King Annie!"
3). Tubaba will turn off his comment section on Instagram, because Nigerian women will have a field day on his bald head and make Yul Edochie's case look like mai-mai.
4). Nigerian women will follow her to Doha to go and do motivational speech, hold hands and shed tears in solidarity for divorcing her utu ewu husband.
5). Nigerian women will accuse the baby mama he's close with for being the reason why 2baba divorced Annie.
6). "May what happened to Annie happen to your daughters and sisters" will be their new national anthem.
7). AY will feature Annie and May in the same movie.
8). If Nigerian men stand with 2baba, we automatically turn an abuser and narcissist.
9). Annie's support group will buy her a 2003, old-rickety Range Rover like they did for May and when you talk about it, Nigerian women will ask you "shey women no dey succeed for your family?".
10). Annie will now go and do tummy tuck and BBL and Nigerian women will be goshing about how everything on her body feels so natural.
God help us ooo!
ยฉKosi Ugo.