22/09/2025
1. PERSON WEY GO DO ODESHI, DON GET APPENDIX*
*NOW DOCTOR WAN OPERATE AM KNIFE NO GREE ENTER π
wahala be like waiting againπ
2. THEM DON SLAP EYEπ WITNESS FOR EYES*
*NOW HIM NO FIT TALK WAITING EYESπ SEE*
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3. UNTIL THIS RAIN CARRY PERSON, ENTER ANOTHER PERSON RELATIONSHIP.*
*IT WON'T REST*
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4. This rain is threatening my Virginity but Odeshiπ₯΄π₯΄π₯΄π₯΄πββοΈπββοΈπββοΈπββοΈ
5. Dating two short ladies isnβt cheating, because half plus half equal one π€£π€£π€£
6. DSTV should Come n explain to us why they placed NIGERIAN TELEVISION AUTHORITY (NTA) on channel 419?π€
7. Today marks exactly two weeks since I helped a guy to push his car
Not knowing his going to pick up my crush.πππ€£π€£π€£ππ
8. Does your parents know that you're crying over a guy that is not eligible to borrow airtime from Airtel??????
Love kill u thereπ
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9. This boyfriend and girlfriend stuff you people are doing
Is it sweetπ?π
11. Dear ladies, we don't care how cute your selfies are.
The ancestor in your ID is the real youππππππππππ
12. Ahh! This girl eh. Tell me more about yourself and you're telling me you owe your school *β¦70000*.
Does that concern me?
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13. A doctor ask me in front of my mother that , when was the last time I had sΓ©x π³π³π³π³π³ l turn to my mother and said, mum what food is thatπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
14. Being gay start once you date a girl with a flat ass*
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15. To whom it may counsine
Before you will start fighting for land in your village......... first of all know the meaning of glorious exist and gone so soonπ€£π
16. When the relationship is new........
Her: baby I saw you inside keke
Him: I saw you more baby ππππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
17. This morning my girlfriend broke up with me because a dogπ chased us and I ran faster that herππ½ββοΈππ½ββοΈππ½ββοΈππ½ββοΈ* *I did wrong?π€¦π½ββοΈππ*
18. Don't be a boring girlfriend,take him to the mortuary and show him the space you have kept for him if he breaks your heart*π€¦π½ββοΈπππ
19). Gosh!! "Look at him, he's tall, rich and handsome...I think I love him"
This is exactly how some girls marry men with no sense! π
20. Akwa-ibom woman once said --
my fiance has found out about my boyfriend, now they want to tell my husband
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21. Beat an African chid,console him with a biscuit and ask"who beat you?"he will pointπat another person.
That's how corruption started in Africa...
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22. How to frustrate a guy who refuses to chat with you .....Ask for his account details, transfer 20k to his account,then block him.Trust me ,he will cry for losing a babe like you π€ͺ. A lady should please π₯Ί try it on me π€ͺπ€ͺπ€·π»ββοΈπββοΈπββοΈπββοΈπββοΈπββοΈ
23. A son argued with his father,insisting that 1+1 was equal to 11.the father looked at the son and said ''go and buy 2 boiled eggs!''
The son went and returned with the two eggs.
The father said,give one to me and one to your brother.
and the son asks,what about meπ ? The father responds eat the nine that are left,...idiotπ
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24. Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant...What Do You Want It To Be?
Boyfriend: A Joke.
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25. Side chick with 2 years experience needed must be good in hiding ππ€£π€£π€£
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