31/03/2025
A Lady πwalked into a Pet Shop demanding for a Parrotπ¦π¦. The owner of the shop says;
"We have 2 kinds of Parrots, π¦π¦one repeats everything you say and the other thinks for itself."
The Lady thought for a while and replied;
"I think I'll like the one that thinks for itself."
The owner brought out her choice and told her to ask the Parrot some questions;
LADY: How do I look?
π¦π¦: You look like a Pr0stituΓΊeπ
LADY: I won't buy it, this Parrot is rude!
OWNER: Please Madam just give me a moment....
*Walked towards the backyard with the Parrot. He dipped the Parrot into a bucket full of water and warned the Parrot;
"If you're rude to the Lady one more time, I will drown you in this Bucket"...*
He came back to the Counter with the Parrot and told the Lady;
"Now ask the Parrot anything you wish and I assure you that he will be Polite"
LADY: If I come home at night with a man, what will you call this man?
π¦π¦: Your husband!
LADY: Good, What if I come home with two men?
π¦π¦: Your husband, and your In-law
LADY: Good! Good!, What if I come with 3 men?
π¦π¦: Your husband, your In-law, and your brother
LADY: Goooooooood!!!! What if I come home with 4 men?!
π¦π¦: (looked ππback at the owner and said...) "Please just go and drown me again, I said it earlier that this woman is a Pr0stitute!!!"π€£??π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£πππ