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26/05/2024

COMPARING PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES WITH FOOD:

*Java is like Pizza* - it's popular, reliable, and always a good choice, but can be a bit too familiar and boring at times 🍕👍💻🔥😴

*Python is like Sushi* - it's sleek, modern, and always a hit, but can be a bit too raw and unapproachable for some tastes 🍣🐍💡🔪😎

*C++ is like a Spicy Burrito* - it's intense, complex, and not for the faint of heart, but can be incredibly rewarding for those who dare to take it on 🌯🔥💣😵👊

*JavaScript is like a Box of Chocolates* - it's sweet, fun, and always a surprise, but can be a bit too unpredictable and messy at times 🍫🤔🎉😳👀

*Ruby is like a Fancy Cupcake* - it's elegant, refined, and always a delight, but can be a bit too sugary and indulgent for some tastes 🍰👑💃🕺😋

*PHP is like a Hearty Stew* - it's comforting, reliable, and always a crowd-pleaser, but can be a bit too bland and unexciting at times 🍲🍴👌😐👫

*Go is like a Fresh Salad* - it's crisp, clean, and always a breath of fresh air, but can be a bit too light and unsatisfying for some appetites 🥗🌱👌😊👍

*Rust is like a Strong Coffee* - it's bold, intense, and always a wake-up call, but can be a bit too bitter and overwhelming for some tastes ☕️💥🔩😬👊

*Swift is like a Juicy Burger* - it's modern, sleek, and always a hit, but can be a bit too flashy and overhyped at times 🍔👀💻🔥😎

*TypeScript is like a Gourmet Meal* - it's sophisticated, refined, and always a pleasure, but can be a bit too complex and intimidating for some palates 🍴👨‍🍳💻🔥😋
Photo credit: AI (Llama 3)

25/05/2024

Programmers prefer dark mode Because light attracts bugs, duh!🤣🤣

25/05/2024

Tale of two programmers:

Programmer 1: "I can't believe I spent 3 hours debugging my code only to realize I forgot to indent my loop 😂💻🤦‍♂️👀💸"
Programmer 2: "Haha, classic! I once spent an entire day trying to figure out why my script wasn't working, only to realize I had typed 'pyton' instead of 'python' 🤣💻🙄👀😂"

Programmer 1: "I know, right? And don't even get me started on trying to remember the difference between '==' and 'is' 🤯💻📝👀😩"
Programmer 2: "Ugh, don't even get me started on trying to debug a recursive function 🤯💻🔄👀😵"

Programmer 1: "I swear, sometimes I think Python is just playing tricks on me 🤔💻🔮👀😂"
Programmer 2: "Tell me about it! I'm pretty sure my code is sentient and plotting against me 🤖💻🤔👀😂"

Programmer 1: "Well, at least we have each other to commiserate with... and plenty of coffee ☕️💻👥👀😊"
Programmer 2: "Exactly! And if all else fails, we can always try bribing the code with pizza 🍕💻🤞👀😂"
Photo Credit: AI (Llama 3)