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08/12/2025

Skillz.
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28/11/2025

20/11/2025

Chukwuokike dey with you master

26/07/2024

A BEER COMPANY was hiring a taster, Someone to taste the BEERS before they are taken for selling. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, my friend walked into the Manager's office asking to be employed.

The Manager tried to figure out how he could drive him away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give him a trial. He ordered his secretary to give him a glass of wine 🍷

He took a sip and said, "It's Red wine, Varietal, three years old, grown on rift valley, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct!" The Manager exclaimed, "Well give him another one let's see." So he was given.

He took a sip again and said, "It's Guinness, a combination of barley, roast malt extract, and brewers yeast brewed around Thika road in Nairobi, Kenya 2 years ago"

"Incredible!" said the Manager.

Now the Manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your URINE in a cup let's see if he will get that."

So my friend was given the cup of URINE. He took a sip, turned to the Manager and said, "Female URINE, 26years old, 2 weeks PR£GNANT and if I'm not given this job, Sir I will tell your wife who is responsible for the PR£GNANCY"

both the Manager and the secretary FA!NTED.
Happy weekend everyone 😘💪

26/06/2024

Lol 🤣🤣 ikegwuru
That moment when you pay your house rent through mobile phone app, and after 15minutes you receive network alert saying:

"Dear customer, thank you for subscribing to our
15 years 980,000GB for N650,000.

Your data will expire on
12/08/2036". Thanks for choosing our network.

Madness don start be that oooo 🤣🤣🤣

May we not make this kind dangerous mistake in this hard economy 😀

19/04/2024

Some parents no go mvke hevun😆🤣🤪 4get about the spelling!

27/03/2024

Nice one Portable

16/03/2024

Focus on your calling...
See skills Na🥳

14/03/2024

Have you been throwing away your egg shells? If yes, don't do it again. Put them in a bowl and soak them overnight. Allow them to soak enough water so that they can be easily blended. Blend your egg shells to be very smooth.

Add a little baking powder and corn flour to your already blended shells and stir evenly. Pour it in an air tight container, refrigerate for 24hrs, bring it out and throw it away.

What were you expecting from the eggs you finished eating without giving me. "
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