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16/06/2016

A young man studying in college abroad sent this sms to his father: Dear dad, no mon, no fun, your son.
The father replied: Dear son, too bad, so sad, your dad.

16/06/2016

o you add him on Facebook .
• You check his pictures.
• He Drives A Range Rover Sport 2015.
• He confirms.
• He inboxes you .
• You reply , all excited .
• You'll want to hook up .
• You set a date .
• You dress up that Legging With No underwear.
• smell good
• You put on a make up - fresh breath & new weave .
• He takes you for lunch to Wimpy .
• He Takes You For Drinks At Banana Island.
• You two have a good time .
• He rubs your hand ,
• Makes you laugh ,
• Gives you looks and smiles.
• You fall inlove .
• It's like you've known him forever .
• He takes you to his apartment .
• He makes you feel comfortable And lays you on his
bed .
• He rubs it gently ,
• Kiss you passionately .
• Pulls You Leggings ,
• They're too tight but he manages to take 'em off .
• You love his aggresion , strength, power & you give
in .
• It feels good .
• You know it's wrong , but it feels good .
• You ask for protection , he says it's too late.
• You obey & don't disturb .
• He says he loves you
• & you don't hesitate to say you love him too .
•He s*x you •
He pulls out , go to the kitchen to get a glass of water
• He helps you drink it , ohh man .
• You feel special .
• "He must be the one " , you think to yourself .
• You'll get dressed .
• He takes you to the taxi rank
• He kisses you on the chick & say
• "I had a great time,"
• Gives You N5000 • You smile & say
• "See you tomorrow babe " .
• He stays silent .
• Your taxi drives away ,
• In the taxi you can't stop smiling .
• You get home & inbox him that you got home safe .
• He is online , but doesn't reply .
• It's unlike him , so you inbox him again .
• He doesn't respond.
• Minutes later you can't find him on your friend list .
• HE BLOCKED YOU .
• Days , weeks , months passes by.
• You start feeling sick, weak,loose weight,act strange
with sores in your mouth.
• You go to the clinic.
• Get tested.
• Minutes later,
• Nurse walks in."I'm sorry.You're HIV Postive &
Pregnant !
•".HOW ?"
• You don't understand .
• Reality hits you .
•You walk home .
• Scared .
• Confused .
• You go to the train railway.
• You lay, hopeless, emotionless.
•You see the train coming nearer.
• You look into the sky & mumble a prayer.
That's the end of you .
Don't be that girl ! Live well. Stop Chasing Materials -
Be A Girl You Want Your Daughter To Be

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15/11/2013

The government announced that if you have
5 children your salary will be increased by 50
percent.
AKPOS heard the news and said to his wife,
"Darling, I have a kid with my girlfriend. I'm
going to bring him so we can add him to our
4 kids."
When he came back, he saw only one of his
children remaining. He asked, "where are the
others?"
His wife replied, you are not the only one who
heard the news, "THEIR FATHERS HAVE COME
FOR THEM!
WHO IS SMARTER???
AKPOS OR WIFE????

15/11/2013

Teacher: Akpos, recite A-Z and
what each alphabet stand for..
Akpos:
A for-Adobe
B for-bluetooth
C for-chat
D for-download
E for-email
F for-facebook
G for-google
H for-hotmail
I for-iphone
J for-Java
K for-kingston
L for-laptop
M for-messenger
N for-NOKIA
O for-outlook
P for-print
Q for-QuickTime
R for-RAM
S for-Server
T for-Touch Screen
U for-U S B
V for-Version
W for-wifi1
X for-xbox360
Y for-YouTube
Help akpos with `Z'..

15/11/2013

AKPOS QUESTION!!!
Dog & Bone,
Girls & Money,
Guys & S*x,
Police & Bribe,
Pastors & Seed,
Native Doctor & Fowl,
Monkey & Banana, Terry G & weeds,
Jim Iyke & fight, Jonathan & committee,
Boko Haram &
Bomb,
tuface and pikin...
You and What?

15/11/2013

Teacher : Why did you laugh?.

LeLe : I saw a strap of your bra.

Teacher : Get out. No class for you for
one week.

Another boy laughs.

Teacher : why did you laugh?.

Boy : I saw both straps.

Teacher : Get out. No class for you for
one
month.

She bends down to pick a chalk.

Akpos started
walking out of the class.

Teacher: akpos! why are you walking
out of my
class?.

Akpors : With what i saw just now, i
think my
school days are over.

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