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29/03/2025

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Happy Sunday Fan's. Do well to follow up for more videos 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Goodnight jokes😁😂😆1. I don learn another romantic words today.... Baby chew me like grass😁, because you're the only ewu ...
04/01/2025

Goodnight jokes😁😂😆

1. I don learn another romantic words today.... Baby chew me like grass😁, because you're the only ewu 🐐 Hausa in my heart🤔😂😂

2. One fine girl just dey look me today, I think say she like me until she say "you look like Keke man wey carry my change and run🥺😂😂😂

3. So because you're the new choir leader, ALMIGHTY GOD is now ALMARI GAD.... It's okay, continue👍😂😂

4. You are inside the police van and you're waving me.... Which day that kind friendship start🙄😂😂😂

5. Impregnating a girl in Europe is so nice that her parents will even buy you a car, but try it in Nigeria... the curse alone will change your destiny😂😂😂

6. When I started Facebook, I sent a friend request to a fine girl and she accepted. I was very happy😁 until she asked me to send her MTN credit🙄😂😂

7. Stop asking me what I do for living, do you think living in Nigeria is easy, I live in Nigeria for living🙄😂😂😂

8. How Chinese people choose their kids name is very simple.... Just throw💁 their pot or pans down the stair case and listen to the sound, "Ding-Ping-Wong-Chung-Feng" 😂😂😂

9. Some girls will not kill me oo.... Which one is "happy engagement dear! more rings to your finger😊" 🤔😂😂

10. Dear maths, thank you for wasting my precious time in secondary school.... I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually use x²+y+8[(x+2y²=a-z)]+2x³+(-2z=24)+10y-5z³=k=9 in real life. Idiot🙄😂😂

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God bless you abundantly as you do so.

1) It's only in Àfrîca that you'll see a notice board say" man wanted with 40yrs experience, must be aged 25🤔2) India ha...
04/01/2025

1) It's only in Àfrîca that you'll see a notice board say" man wanted with 40yrs experience, must be aged 25🤔

2) India has never been to the world cup because FIFA won't allow Dem sing and dance for 20minutes after every goal 😔😂

3) Very Soon MTN will be like"" Do u know there are ppl in your village Dat don't want you to succeed😔Quickly text" THUNDER fire them" to 131😂😂

4) A 70 year-old man asks his wife"do you feel sad when you see me running after young girls? The wife replied""'Oh, not at all, even dogs chase cars they can’t drive.😔

5) How Chinese people choose their kids name. Very simple! They just throw their pot or pans down the stairs and listen to the sound, ''Ding-Ping-Wong-Chu­ng-Feng'😂nigerian parents will be naming us Monday, Friday..🙄

6) If u are offered ''5million to kill a mosquito on ur dad's head with slippers will u go for it?🤔
Akpors: my dad will even advice me to use plank..😂😂

7) Àfrîcan parents are confused, They'll Beat their kids until dey start crying 😒 And start beating Dem again to stop crying 🙄

8) Guys wen a girl say" you are the Best man in her life 😄 Don't be surprised to see yourself standing beside her husband on her wedding day 😂, Wisdom no go kill me

9) The down fall of a man is wen he moves form Facebook to 2go😜😜

10) Watching T.V with village Girl is cool 😎 until she throws stone at the snake on the T.V,😂

11) Ppl will see their EX _ Classmates pregnant & say" this girl was very Quiet at school😎 , Who said pregnancy comes with noise, Idiot 🙄

12) You find it hard to close your eyes during prayers 😔 But if lips touches your mouth, you close your eyes like Tilapia fish 🙄🙄

13) In the year 2012 there was a Russian scientist named," Povandolakivivscovki­ntayionshinkov, why do u skip the name, 🙄 I cannot deal with lazy ppl,😔😔

14) I was in good mood oo, before one ibadan girl told me that" they plant crayfish in her village 🙄
Which kind tin be this na😔

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18/12/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Precious Lynn Mids, Don Valentine Fedy, Thelma Umoru, Peggy Morlock Jona, David Makhuyana, Ama Chidinma Florence, Joy Jesus, Rowena De Jesus Maniabo, Gina Celestial, Blessing O Jackson, Future Nsingo, Joanne Kelcy, Kenny Jagonoy, Aminah Adhiambo, Nompendolo Ndahane, Felie Mkhutche Bãñdæ

11/12/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Onyameba Eno Asantewaa, Aku Akorlidza, Kofi Stone, Tomi Eniola, Alika Gabriel, Anam Mbewana Anam, Azumah Gameli, Mwayi Carol, Connielisha Delmeguez Mahusay, Daniel Kwabena Peprah, Solomon Arthur, Profexor Pll, Bigman Danny, Vibration Killz, Asare Oppong Phinehas

Facts about quiet people.1) They think a lot2) they are not necessarily shy3) they can be loud and outgoing4) they are ...
10/12/2024

Facts about quiet people.
1) They think a lot
2) they are not necessarily shy
3) they can be loud and outgoing
4) they are good at observing others
5) they don't like gossip and see it as a waste of time
6)they are exceptional listeners
7) they are comfortable with silence
8) they have a calming presence
9) they speak only when spoken to
10) They are economical with their words
11)They are shy and can't mentain eye contact
12) they talk a lot inside their mind. Sometimes they talk alone
13)They are mostly introverts.
14) great men like Bill gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Marissa Meyer, Elon musk and warren buffet were one of those identified as introverts.
15)They hardly give up.

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04/12/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Yetunde Oguntinde, Pearl Ebube, Bishop Emmanuel Shakespeare Amankwah

29/11/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Jacqueline Quansah, Godwin Mawuli Atadika, Rita Annie Oduro, Augustina Alato, Emefa Bubune, Fred Zungli Tiffany

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