Laff and 4get ur soro

17/05/2024

1● Relationship problems can
make you finish ironing all your
clothes and later discover that u
didn't switch on the socket,😹🤣🤣
2● Ladies,if He kisses u on ur
forehead,it doesn't mean He is
very romantic ooo
Ur mouth may be smelling.
SMH😬😬
3● My neighbor donated blood to
his girlfriend. After they broke up
he wanted his blood back.
She threw pad at him and said " I
will pay you monthly"🙆🏾‍♂️🤣🤣
4● If u smoke w**d when
reading ur book,,dat means u r
highly educated....
sense wee not kee me😊😊🥴
5● For those of you that went to
private school, that sabi book
well well please what's the past
tense of Gotv😹🥴🥴
6● Dating a fat girl is fun, until u
carry her and trow her on the
bed and the bed divides like the
red sea...🙆🏾‍♂️😬😬
.
7● Before you get serious with a
girl ,
take her to the club to see how
many guys know her .
*If the bouncer hugs her , run
away my brother*😬😬🤷🏿‍♂️
8● Black people should stop
praying in English , i heard
someone saying "Lord I forgive
you "🙆🏾‍♂️🥴😹😹
9● Girls with big foreheads they
don't forget so easily. They will
remind you the things you did on
the 21st of July 2008 6:05 P.m
That external hard drive on
their heads is working overtime🙆🏾‍♂️😬😬
10● If I fake dat I'm rich online &
u know me in person jus kip
quiet I can't be poor both online
& offline lets respect each other🥴😃😃
11● Nah money be fine bobo
Obasanjo and oshiomole jagaban get
money
They fine ?🙄😹😹
12● She begged me to to switch
on my hotspot so she could
WhatsApp.
She later show me funny videos
on Instagram and she expected
me to laugh
YaMad🙄🥺🤣🤣
13● If you don't know how to
laugh , then cry .
Which one is kikikikii ?
Is that laughcrying?
*Are You Starting engine?*
14● Joe : Dr I have a problem of
forgetting.
Dr : When did the problem start?
Joe : Which problem?
????🥴😹😹😹
15●
Today marked it Exactly 22yrs My
mother almost killed me the day I
was sent to go buy salt for a
jollof rice that was already on
fire, after 2hours

12/05/2024

Laugh out ur sørrøw ☺😊😀😁😂😃😄😅😆
1. I texted "Hi" to my ex and she replied "doing fine without u"..
who is thinking about her be4, I just wanted to tell her to return my cap that she took in my house because I saw her dad wearing it yesterday..☺😊😀😁😂😁😁

2. Love will just make you see your boyfriēnd as the most handsome guy on earth,
Bréàkup & see how Úgly the idiøt is.☺😊😀😁😂😃

3.See Wahala oh!
FIRST BANK ATM debïted one Baba that was in front of me 20K twice without dīspensing cash.
Baba grābbed me & shøuted;
"U are not going anywhere oh!
because you are my only witness"☺😊😀😁😂😃

4.It is only in Indian movies that ãrmed røbbers will be singing inside a bank after røbbery and Poliçe will be outside the bank dancing. Yeye people☺😊😀😁😂😄😄

5.You would know you are watching a Nigerian movie when it says "35yrs later "but the dōg in the yard is
still alive..☺😊😀😁😂😃

6.Since I borrøwed #200 recharge card from MTN they keep
sending me "Recharge #200 to win 5 houses in G.R.A"
Lol... Abeg make una leave me alone oo☺😊😀😁😂😃

7. I bought Gucci boxēr for N9,000 and you
expect
me wear it
under my trouser? H£ll NO!.....Abeg ooo
If you see someone dress like superman on the
streets
just know that its me☺😊😀😂😂😃😄😅

8.This my neighbour is aññôying, he keeps changing
The music as if he is the only one listening to it
Mhtwwwwww😀😊😊☺😁😂😂

9.When a cat crīes all night in front of your
door...
*Whiteman:* Awww,what a cute cat.
*Blackman:* Go away, agént of
darkness... thūnder firë you!! Nigeria's why na☺😊😀😁😂😃

10.I think ATM in Nigeria Need timers. when your time is up, it should Sēize the Card and Spray Teårgas at the Person☺😊😀😁😂😃😄

11. I'm in my neighbor's house and they are about to eat, i’m seeing 4plates and we are 5, I wonder who is not hūngry....☺😊😀😁😂😃

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22/11/2023

LET'S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 🐜

1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant
4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant
5. A spy ant = Informant
6. A very little ant = Infant
7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant
8. An ant that is a specialist = Consultant😂
9. A proud ant = Arrogant🤔
10. An ant that is cruel and oppressive = Tyrant
11. An ant that is friendly and lovely = Coolant
12. An ant that has changed from evil to good deeds = Repentant
13. An ant that accumulated so much food in summer for use in winter = Abundant
14. An ant that isn’t willing = Reluctant
15. An ant that keeps financial account = Accountant
16. An ant that occupies a flat = Occupant
17. A huge ant = Giant
18. An ant that is important = Significant
19. An ant that has big legs = Elephant
20. A sarcastic ant = Mordant
21. An extremely fast ant = Instant
22. A noisy ant = Rant
23. An ant that doesn't keep moving = Constant
24. A dirty ant = Pollutant
25. An ant that annoys = Irritant
26. An ant that lacks knowledge= Ignorant
27. An ant that can take anything without complaining= Tolerant
28. An ant that wastes resources= Extravagant
29. A very careful ant = Vigilant
30. An ant that maintains good odour = Deodorant
31. An ant that finds it hard to move = adamant
32. An ant that refused to move = Redundant
33. An ant that is into business = Merchant
34. A Political ant = Aspirant
35. An ant that sues someone to court= Complainant
36. A happy ant = Jubilant
37. An ant that is patient - tolerant
38. An ant that does not cooperate - recalcitrant
39. An ant that doesn't agree easily - reluctant
40.An ant that runs away from school unjustified -Truant

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Best wishes to all English Language teachers...

22/11/2023