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02/04/2024

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02/04/2024

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Dress inspo❤️
02/04/2024

Dress inspo❤️

* enters a barbing saloon*Me: I want to cut my hairApprentice: My Oga is not around, but.....Me:
01/04/2024

* enters a barbing saloon*

Me: I want to cut my hair

Apprentice: My Oga is not around, but.....

Me:

March was eventful and also stressful I guess.But in all, I give thanks to GOD.We're hoping for a fruitful and blissful ...
01/04/2024

March was eventful and also stressful I guess.

But in all, I give thanks to GOD.

We're hoping for a fruitful and blissful April

Happy new Month lovelies 😘

Ever heard of a dead body making women pregnant?The Cemetery of Père-Lachaise is the largest cemetery in Paris. It gaine...
31/03/2024

Ever heard of a dead body making women pregnant?

The Cemetery of Père-Lachaise is the largest cemetery in Paris. It gained worldwide fame for the most unusual reasons because of one young man - Victor Noir.

It is believed that if a woman kisses the statue of Victor Noir on the lips, rubs the bulge in his trousers and drops a flower in his hat it will bring her enhanced fertility, and a blissful s*x life. More specifically - if you want to find a beautiful lover, you should kiss Noir`s lips; if you want to get pregnant, you should touch his right foot; and if you want to have twins, you should touch his left foot. According to the myth, a baby will follow soon after and single ladies will find a husband within the year.

Victor Noir’s lips, groin and shoes are shiny, while the rest of his body has the usual greenish tone of oxidized bronze because of how those parts was touched often.
That was why in 2004 a fence was placed around the statue of Noir with a warning sign: “Any damage caused by graffiti or indecent rubbing will be prosecuted.” But this agitated so many women that the fence was soon torn down.

Today, women who have fallen pregnant after visiting Victor Noir`s grave return to the cemetery in gratitude and put photos of their children and other objects in the hat near the statue.

Me and who😩?
31/03/2024

Me and who😩?

Girls that wear waist bead >>>❤️
31/03/2024

Girls that wear waist bead >>>❤️

Happy Sunday guys ❤️Much love from me to you 😚
31/03/2024

Happy Sunday guys ❤️

Much love from me to you 😚

Riding bike is definitely the hardestSheet fit come out from your nyash 😂
30/03/2024

Riding bike is definitely the hardest

Sheet fit come out from your nyash 😂

On my way back from work today, a young girl, passed me with a tray of groundnut on her head, all of a sudden I began to...
30/03/2024

On my way back from work today, a young girl, passed me with a tray of groundnut on her head, all of a sudden I began to crave for groundnut.

I tried controlling it, but the more I tried, the more I craved, I had to call her back,so I could buy with the little cash I had left.

Ahh there's no #50 groundnut again oo, that's what she said when I asked.

So I just bought groundnut worth #200, I helped her lift her tray back on her head.

Half way gone, I began to hear noises, I turned,
Saw an aged man trying to slap this little girl, at the process her tray of groundnut fell to ground, most of them bursted and spilled all over the road.

I tried listening to their Convo, when I heard the old man saying

"You and your stupid mother thinks you can run away from me abi? I'll torment you both to your grave".

Turns out this man is the little girl's father.
She and her mother ran away from two years ago due to domestic va.u.le.n.ce.

This little girl should be around the age of 12-14.

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