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07/06/2026

IT'S SUNDAY MORNING
If you live in an isolated area, especially where there are bushes, undeveloped roads, or sparse population, stay alert and security conscious.
Kidnappers can strike unexpectedly.

》 A native doctor's wife was kidnapped.
》 A prominent politician was kidnapped in broad daylight.
》 An LGA Chairman was kidnapped.
》 The sister of a former minister and her twin children were kidnapped.
》 Church members attending an allnnight vigil were kidnapped inside the church.

If people in these positions can become victims, then who are you to assume it cannot happen to you?

Security is not by status, wealth, influence, or title. It requires vigilance, awareness, and practical safety measures.

Stay safe. Stay guarded. Be conscious of your environment, movements, and personal security.

If possible, join SafeCity and learn practical safety tips and strategies that can help you reduce risks and stay one step ahead of criminals. The person who prepares for danger rarely becomes its victim.

Stay alert, stay informed, and stay safe.
Happy Sunday beautiful people

27/05/2026

This fruit ehn… if stubbornness was a person, na this thing.

I don’t even know who looked at this rough-looking green object and said, “Yes. Let me put this inside my mouth.”

See the skin first. It looks like something they removed from village shrine after 14 days fasting and prayer. Even the fruit itself looks confused about why it exists.

One day my auntie bought plenty of it and said confidently,

“You people should eat it o, it’s very nutritious.”

Nutritional for who exactly?

Wrestlers? Goats? Ancestors?

I carried one with faith. The outside already looked like it could fight me physically. I opened it and the smell entered my nose like bad news.

I said okay… maybe the taste will surprise me.

Omooo!

The first bite felt like grass and unripe cucumber had a misunderstanding inside my mouth.

I tried to smile so nobody would say I’m ungrateful, but my face started reacting on its own.

My auntie noticed and said,
“You don’t like it?”

LIKE IT???

Ma, I was battling for survival.

Everybody around me was eating happily while I sat there chewing like somebody being punished for crimes against the village.

And the annoying thing is that people who like this fruit always behave spiritually superior.

They’ll be saying things like:
“It cleanses the body.”

“It purifies the blood.”
“It’s very healthy.”

At this point just give me detergent and let me wash my bloodstream directly.

I finally dropped the fruit gently and drank two sachets of water to reconnect with civilization.

Since that day, whenever I see this fruit, I respect it from afar like masquerade.

Nobody should bring it near me unless they want our friendship to end peacefully.

Una good morning o and happy children's day.

20/04/2025

Nollywood Loses 2 Filmmakers in Owerri After Consuming Alcohol Served by Producer, 2 Hospitalised

04/02/2025

Your vvife is setting trap for you and you don't know about this but I will explain; whenever your children do something wrong your wife be calling you to come and discipline them, isn't it? That's a trap.

Your children will misbehave even in the presence of your wife but she won't correct them or discipline them herself and she will be calling you to come and discipline the kids, after you finish disciplining the child(ren) and he/they starts to cry what will happen next? Your wife (she);

She will start to pet the child,
She will give the child food,
She will rush to hug the child,
She will make the child to stop crying,
She will comfort the child and take him out.

Some vvomen will rushes to rescue the child from the father's grip, she will be seen as the saviour meanwhile she was the one that called you to come and discipline the child and she will make some silly comments in front of the child such as (do you want to kill my child?, Do you want to injure my child?, Take it easy please, don't do him like this or like that), such stvpid comments she makes often this children pick them and see the mother as the better angel while you're the wicked bad one.

You're the wicked one, you're the bully, you're the villain and the child may gradually be seeing you as the beast, the children will resent you for beating them and being too harsh on them. They'll gradually be loving their mother the more

This is the mistake men do, even our fathers fell for this trap our mothers set for them and it made most of us think then, that our father hated us, it's as I began to grow and have sense that I understood the effects of my father's disciplinary actions. What about children that have no sense?

They'll resent you, they will hate you, they will treat their mother with more love because they will see her as the good parent while growing up and you? You'll be regarded as the wicked inhumane parent that always inflicted pain, trauma and harsh punishments on them while growin

03/02/2025

Sometimes, I feel like some women don’t really love themselves,they just want to win the "Mrs." title.

Look at men when choosing a wife.
They turn into detectives, pastors, and private investigators all at once.
They analyze beauty, character, morals, and even do a full FBI background check on your family. If they could, they’d probably interview your ancestors.

Even the most morally questionable man will suddenly develop high standards when it comes to picking a wife.

Now, what do some women do?

Oh, he has money? He can provide? Wedding bells, let’s go!"

No checklist, no background check,just vibes and financial security.
They’ll ignore red flags so big they could cover a stadium.
"He shouts a lot, but it’s just his personality." "He slapped me, but he was just angry." "He embarrassed me in public, but he apologized." Sis, love is not a rehabilitation center.

Some even say, "It’s better to cry in a Benz than in keke." My dear, why are we budgeting for tears in the first place? Happiness is not exclusive to poverty or wealth.

Meanwhile, men are out here selecting wives like they’re shopping for a luxury car. "This one is reliable, good mileage, no accidents, and an excellent interior." But some women?
They’ll marry a man with more red flags than a Formula 1 race and then start praying for divine intervention. Even God is looking at them like, "But I showed you the signs?"

Ladies, please, let’s start thinking when accepting to do life with a partner. Check for character, emotional stability, and basic human decency before signing up for a lifetime commitment. A man with money is not automatically a good husband or father.

Because if something happens to you, and he’s left alone to raise your kids—ask yourself, will your children thrive or will they need therapy for life?

Men choose their wives wisely. It’s time women did the same. Love is sweet, but wisdom is sweeter!

03/02/2025

MEN GET THIS AND USE IT WELL

I wasn't to call your attention to this dear fams and I hope you will make use of it has we journey into this new year together keep up with it and see how your life will be transformed

Let's dive I to it

1. Not everything will go as you expect in your life. This is why you need to drop expectations and go with the flow.

2.Reduce bitterness from your life, that s**t delays blessings!

3. Dating a supportive woman is everything.

4. If you want to be successful, you must respect one rule - Never lie to yourself.

5. If your parents always count on you, don't play the same game with those who count on their parents.

6. Chase goals, not people.

7. Your 20's are your selfish years, build yourself, choose yourself first at all cost.

8. Detachment is power. Release anything that doesn't bring you peace.

9. Only speak when your words are more beautiful than your silence.

10. Invest in your looks. Do it for no one else but yourself. When you look good, you feel good. Normalize dressing well, you're broke not mad.

11. Some people want to see everything go wrong for you because nothing is going right for them.

12. Being a good person doesn't get you loved. It gets you used.

13. Don't be afraid of losing people, be afraid of losing yourself by trying to please everyone around you.

14. Keep your move private. Don't announce it until it's SEALED! Premature announcements attract bad spirits. Best thing you can do is stop telling people what's going on in your life.

15. For the sake of your mental health don't love too hard, therapy sessions are expensive. Also, marry when you're ready, not when you're lonely.

16. Your thoughts are very powerful, make them positive.

17. Social media will make you envy someone you should actually pity.

18. Nobody owes you anything on your birthday, learn to save money and spoil yourself.

19. That move you're scared to make might just be the one that changes everything. Do it. Move.

20. Dont mess up

17/11/2024

Our bus didn’t have a conductor so the driver asked us to pay line by line. Transport fare 300.

I had 300 naira with me and as I was about to pay, the woman behind me gave me 1000 for 3. Her change 100 naira.

I wanted to give her the 100 naira that was with me but she collected the 300 and said she has collected her 200 change.

What’s going on?

She then gave me another 1000 and said for 2 but at that point, I was already really confused. Madam, why you take the 300 instead of 100?

She began explaining to me but it wasn’t sinking in at all. At one point, I wanted to tell her to give me my money back so we can start afresh. She then said the other 1000 she gave me was for 2 so the 400 naira change is why she took 200 so the driver should bring 200 naira change.

I never think finish, another woman gave me 1000 and collected 500 from the money wey still dey confuse me.

Me: 👇🏾

16/11/2024

Three University students dodged exam because they did not study They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease, then went to see the Lecturer” Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it to the exam.

We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down and we became so dirty as you can see".

The Lecturer understood and gave them three days
to prepare. After three days, they went to the Lecturer very ready for the exam because they had studied.
The Lecturer decided to put them in three separate classes with only four questions in the exam paper as follows:
1. Who got married? (25 marks)
2. Where was the reception held? (25mks)
3. Where exactly did the car break down?
(25mks)
4.What type of car broke down? (25mks)

Marking scheme: your answers must be the same.!!!
As we speak, they are still in the exam hall writing!!

04/10/2024

"Avoid Unplanned Pregnancies. Don’t make the mistake of getting someone pregnant in your 20s" - Kanayo O Kanayo 😳 😳 💔

Nollywood legend Kanayo pens out heartfelt advice to men in their 20s

In his words 👇🏾
"Listen up, young men: Here’s what you should understand about your 20s. It's time to confront some hard truths. This period is essential for building the foundation for your future.

1- Don’t make the mistake of becoming a parent too soon. An unplanned pregnancy can significantly hinder your progress and create additional challenges. It can strain your finances, time, and personal growth. Focus on building responsible relationships and ensure you're ready for the responsibilities of parenthood before taking that step. Raising a child is a lifelong commitment, and if you’re not prepared, it can derail your goals and aspirations.

2- Don’t Let a Woman’s Affection Cloud Your Judgment. First and foremost, avoid letting a woman’s love confuse your thoughts. At this age, it’s easy to get swept away by romantic excitement.

3- Avoid Destructive Habits.
Stay away from habits that can ruin your life. This includes addictions to smoking, drűgs, alc0hol, pr0miscuity, and g@mbling. Be patient with yourself as you navigate these years"

Is he on point ⁉️

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25/08/2024

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